post #31
01 February 2006, 20:11 UTC#31
I've never felt the urge to masturbate in public.
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post #32
01 February 2006, 20:15 UTC#32
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 1 2006, 09:11 PM) [snapback]275734[/snapback]
I've never felt the urge to masturbate in public.
Yeah, I don't understand why anyone would ever wanna do that...
post #33
01 February 2006, 20:16 UTC#33
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Feb 1 2006, 03:06 PM) [snapback]275726[/snapback]
o.k im not shitting you here, my heavily ADD friend whos like 13 hes insane for instance he pissed in the iron thing that lets off steam so it ended in piss steam but on the topic of masterbation, he jerked into this chicks hair.
he also is really fat and got naked and slid down a parked police car with a cop in it, when questioned he told the police officer that he was UNDERCOVER! but he got in sooooooooooo much shit for that.,
HA! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #34
01 February 2006, 20:18 UTC#34
QUOTE(benCKa @ Feb 1 2006, 10:15 PM) [snapback]275735[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 1 2006, 09:11 PM) [snapback]275734[/snapback]
I've never felt the urge to masturbate in public.
Yeah, I don't understand why anyone would ever wanna do that...
exactly
post #35
01 February 2006, 22:03 UTC#35
QUOTE(adEm @ Feb 1 2006, 03:06 PM) [snapback]275727[/snapback]
QUOTE(THC @ Feb 1 2006, 03:01 PM) [snapback]275720[/snapback]
lol... wtf r u talkin about.. dont you remember that time at the skate park where u jerked off all over a racoon?.... good times.... good times...
I've grown up since then
NOE! *cries*
post #36
01 February 2006, 23:38 UTC#36
when I was sitting on a bus and there was this hot chick a few meters away from me.
yeah and im not ashamed at all cause her ass was the bomb!!!
yeah and im not ashamed at all cause her ass was the bomb!!!
post #37
01 February 2006, 23:54 UTC#37
the way I look at it is, if you cant controll urselfs in public and have to jerk off. your more likely to not be able to handel urself and end up rapeing someone later in life
ex...that story is dirt....read above
ex...that story is dirt....read above
post #38
01 February 2006, 23:58 UTC#38
Ok I noticed People Posted pics of me In this thread I dident qite yet get to read any of it but I noticed a comment about my hair and a picture of me from halloween...
So im taking this oportunity to post some more pictures of myself for you people to enjoy and photoshop and do whatever it is you do with other peoples pictures..
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This is my orange hair, I am very orange its the color The smack is seen in 90 % of the time thats also my desktop I never actualy bothored to take a pic of it to post here but thats my baby if it had a creamy hole I would fuck it .....
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As you can see more Orange this was a pic originaly taken for myspace
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Another haloween pic since you guys loved the first one so much, How many of you can say you got a picture with Jesus???
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This is me with a freshy fried up goat cock!!!
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this is me and my homie Jakowski In grade 6
anyways thats enough pictures for you Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
So im taking this oportunity to post some more pictures of myself for you people to enjoy and photoshop and do whatever it is you do with other peoples pictures..
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4880/allorange5qo.jpg
This is my orange hair, I am very orange its the color The smack is seen in 90 % of the time thats also my desktop I never actualy bothored to take a pic of it to post here but thats my baby if it had a creamy hole I would fuck it .....
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/433/smacky016lo4qs.jpg
As you can see more Orange this was a pic originaly taken for myspace
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9976/smacky050jy1bq.jpg
Another haloween pic since you guys loved the first one so much, How many of you can say you got a picture with Jesus???
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6839/smacky090to1hi.jpg
This is me with a freshy fried up goat cock!!!
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/107/smackkevingrade64fs.jpg
this is me and my homie Jakowski In grade 6
anyways thats enough pictures for you Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
post #39
02 February 2006, 00:20 UTC#39
You know when you ve been Tangoed!
post #40
02 February 2006, 00:40 UTC#40
On what webby said if you cant control taht shit then you
1. Cant get a girl
2. Are fuckin dumb as hell
3. Most likely to be a 1minuteman in bed
such a shame for most of you homegrowners
1. Cant get a girl
2. Are fuckin dumb as hell
3. Most likely to be a 1minuteman in bed
such a shame for most of you homegrowners
post #41
02 February 2006, 00:41 UTC#41
QUOTE
Steve' date='Feb 1 2006, 07:40 PM' post='275833']
3. Most likely to be a 1minuteman in bed
3. Most likely to be a 1minuteman in bed
dammit
post #42
02 February 2006, 00:44 UTC#42
hahaha well atleast that racoon enjoyed himself or herself? I dunno
post #43
02 February 2006, 01:09 UTC#43
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
post #44
02 February 2006, 01:12 UTC#44
as a matter of fact
I caught this black girl next to me in class "itching" herself today, no fucking lie, and it was creepy...becasue it's not something you see in every day, she just had her hand down their all casual, and as I was writing something, I can see it in the corner of my eye...oh dear
I caught this black girl next to me in class "itching" herself today, no fucking lie, and it was creepy...becasue it's not something you see in every day, she just had her hand down their all casual, and as I was writing something, I can see it in the corner of my eye...oh dear
post #45
02 February 2006, 01:18 UTC#45
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 2 2006, 01:09 AM) [snapback]275849[/snapback]
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
Gman?
post #46
02 February 2006, 01:26 UTC#46
I did it in the middle of a lesson before. Back in the good ol' days when I thought I was sneaky. I guess I was, no one ever said anything to me about it. But they were probably just wanting to avoid my excuse.
"You've got a cute mouth."
"You've got a cute mouth."
post #47
02 February 2006, 01:36 UTC#47
I thought that. Let's pretend it was.
post #48
02 February 2006, 01:56 UTC#48
QUOTE(WEBBY @ Feb 1 2006, 11:54 PM) [snapback]275824[/snapback]
your more likely to not be able to handel urself and end up rapeing someone later in life
haha Im a threat to society
post #49
02 February 2006, 01:59 UTC#49
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 1 2006, 08:09 PM) [snapback]275849[/snapback]
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
Thats just plain creepy.
post #50
02 February 2006, 10:14 UTC#50
QUOTE(KyD @ Feb 2 2006, 02:59 AM) [snapback]275860[/snapback]
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 1 2006, 08:09 PM) [snapback]275849[/snapback]
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
Thats just plain creepy.
That's just plain hilarious.
post #51
02 February 2006, 10:23 UTC#51
QUOTE(gman @ Feb 2 2006, 10:14 AM) [snapback]275925[/snapback]
QUOTE(KyD @ Feb 2 2006, 02:59 AM) [snapback]275860[/snapback]
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 1 2006, 08:09 PM) [snapback]275849[/snapback]
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
Thats just plain creepy.
That's just plain hilarious.
you would say that
post #52
02 February 2006, 10:26 UTC#52
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats so whack Kane, sucks for your friend Image file not present in the recovered backup
Some of you fellas are a bit uptight. But then again...what I find humorous...others usually find disgusting. Which is why I'm going to get loads of mixed reviews on eFukt...cause Im picking the content Image file not present in the recovered backup
Some of you fellas are a bit uptight. But then again...what I find humorous...others usually find disgusting. Which is why I'm going to get loads of mixed reviews on eFukt...cause Im picking the content Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #53
02 February 2006, 10:27 UTC#53
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Feb 2 2006, 01:18 AM) [snapback]275852[/snapback]
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 2 2006, 01:09 AM) [snapback]275849[/snapback]
I remember a friend telling me of when he fell asleep on a beach in spain and woke up with a guy stood above him jacking himself off.
Gman?
post #54
02 February 2006, 11:25 UTC#54
not to sound like a fag, but public masterbation is pretty immature lolol
post #55
02 February 2006, 11:50 UTC#55
QUOTE(Adrian Rize @ Feb 2 2006, 11:25 AM) [snapback]275950[/snapback]
not to sound like a fag, but public masterbation is pretty immature lolol
haha its not like this board is loaded up with mature people to begin with.
Anywho, my friend called me the other day...he was on the train and he had just woken up from a nap with a boner that wouldnt go away....so he said he went into the bathroom to rub one out and he busted a nut all over the toilet seat. The thought of some old man going in to take a shit and seeing cum all over the seat made me laugh long and hard. Thats what motivated me to make this thread.
public masterbation is a fine art - http://www.muchosucko.com/video-drivebycumshooting.html