Public Masterbation

Where is the most whack ass place you've ever busted a nut? Not fucking a girl, just jacking off.

When I was younger, my friends and I would piss, shit, and jackoff onto the property of people we didnt like. I know it sounds a bit queer, but it really was fucking hilarious. Its not easy, but when done correctly...its a severe pwn.

I guess for me the weirdest place would be onto the door of a local church at night haha.

let me guess it was your buddies jerking off next to you that got you turned on enough to cum...

this is a gay thread for gay people started by a gay dude

what the fuck man, whats wrong with you? jerking off in bushed and shit dude you need a social life get off the net and into the real world..

okay, and while im at it...ill dye my hair orange and shave off the sides so I can be cool like you. Just kidding, I dont wanna look like a dyke. lol.

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You're a fucking fag dude.

in science class

My friend.... wait..

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Likewise, I've jerked off in Science class and the IT room.

WTF is wrong with you guys...okay I can see the reasoning behind WEAK's one, but at school!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup

I did nothing wrong. I think masturbation is a sin.

Well, when I was in class and was desperate then I simply put my hand in my pocket and fiddled and wanked till I got an orgasm. The cum did soak my pockets if I recall correctly, but it was worth it.

In the IT room, I couldn't be arsed playing football because I hate the game, so I was there on my own and simply pulled it out and had a quick jerk.

Desperate times cause for desperate measures

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What're you "jivvin" about?

Lol @ The Replies.

Nick? The amount of shit people gave him for that haha

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Once, this guy at a party I was at, jerked off a dog with his toes.

Yep.

This guy fingered a horse when me and Eddie were in the field with him.

I win.

In a jaccuzi, not the one I go to regularly though

This thread got ugly fast.

With a name like pubic masterbation, it was never going to be pretty...

Dentist waiting room.

sorry, but doing this outside the comfort of your own bathroom or bedroom, is pretty white trash. I believe I just disowned knowing a few of you people.

im sorry

who are you?

OMG its started



<3 ADEM

Adem stands by his word.

lol... wtf r u talkin about.. dont you remember that time at the skate park where u jerked off all over a racoon?.... good times.... good times...

Im with you on this one, would never wank outside my own room or bathroom, gettin wanked off is a whole other matter though.

o.k im not shitting you here, my heavily ADD friend whos like 13 hes insane for instance he pissed in the iron thing that lets off steam so it ended in piss steam but on the topic of masterbation, he jerked into this chicks hair.


he also is really fat and got naked and slid down a parked police car with a cop in it, when questioned he told the police officer that he was UNDERCOVER! but he got in sooooooooooo much shit for that.,

I've grown up since then