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Chuck Norris Appretiates the E-Jokes.

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post #1
10 January 2006, 19:56 UTC#1
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

QUOTE
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris


jhajajaja, man. He jjust made a good move.
post #2
10 January 2006, 20:08 UTC#2
haha ever sice Dodge Ball came out...fucking Chuck Norris.
post #3
10 January 2006, 20:12 UTC#3
Nicely handled by his part.
post #4
10 January 2006, 20:20 UTC#4
god bless him, or god recieve a roundhouse kick.
post #5
10 January 2006, 20:46 UTC#5
Hahaha I love how he used this to promote his books.
post #7
10 January 2006, 22:33 UTC#7
QUOTE(Dave @ Jan 10 2006, 08:46 PM) [snapback]263370[/snapback]

Hahaha I love how he used this to promote his books.


Yeah cheap plugs

Vin Diesel would never plug a book or movie that way
post #8
10 January 2006, 23:14 UTC#8


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found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?"



plug plug plug
post #9
11 January 2006, 00:22 UTC#9
You guys are being silly. Chuck Norris doesn't need to plug his book. He doesn't even need you to voluntarily buy it. He'll just roundhouse kick a copy into your house so hard that it hits you, $15 flys out of your pocket and into his hand. Some would say this is impossible, and would, in unbelievable coincidence, receive a roundhouse kick to the groin.
post #10
11 January 2006, 02:13 UTC#10
Did anyone catch him on tv with the guy that made the fact genarator ....there was a big thread about it on the somthing awful forums a couple days ago.

I would link to it in all its threading glory but cant due to the new rules :(
post #11
11 January 2006, 06:58 UTC#11
He is seething inside.