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"Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin"

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post #1

02 January 2006, 11:52 UTC#1

WTF lol, I was hoping it was Nuggeto, but I was sadly mistaken.

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A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

Source: http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

WEAK

post #2

02 January 2006, 11:55 UTC#2

wow that lady is just asking for holocaust part 2. What a fucking idiot.

Extazy

post #3

02 January 2006, 12:03 UTC#3

wow
im shocked
as a resident of israel I can assure you that our people are not like that Image file not present in the recovered backup

wkh

post #4

02 January 2006, 12:06 UTC#4

one day she is gana wake up, and her tv, dvd player, money... everything gone, and a note left from the dolphin saying "its not you.... its me..... I love you"

made

post #5

02 January 2006, 12:07 UTC#5

QUOTE(wkh @ Jan 2 2006, 12:06 PM) [snapback]257846[/snapback]

one day she is gana wake up, and her tv, dvd player, money... everything gone, and a note left from the dolphin saying "its not you.... its me..... I love you"

Image file not present in the recovered backup

Duran

post #6

02 January 2006, 12:08 UTC#6

hey if u have money u get away with killing your wife, molesting kids, peeing on minors. doesnt surprise me they could marry a dolphin.

WEAK

post #7

02 January 2006, 12:14 UTC#7

QUOTE(Extazy @ Jan 2 2006, 12:03 PM) [snapback]257844[/snapback]

wow
im shocked
as a resident of israel I can assure you that our people are not like that Image file not present in the recovered backup

what exactly are your people like? Do you guys still hate Palestinians and shit or what? What was it like when Yasser Arafat died? Was everyone all happy and singing and stuff? lol.

Joe.

post #8

02 January 2006, 12:18 UTC#8

That's messed up, how can she marry a dolphin! Will they live together?, adopt a kid?, fucking mad.

The Milkman

post #9

02 January 2006, 12:25 UTC#9

To be fair, if the girl is hot, she can do what she likes...

benCKa

post #10

02 January 2006, 12:59 UTC#10

Good for her. Did anyone ask the dolphin though..?

Shouldn't it be Eilat and not Eliat..

Rob - DR -

post #11

02 January 2006, 13:59 UTC#11

Good to see that she's doing the respectable thing and joining herself with the dolphin in the ceremony of marriage. Not like that African slut who gangbanged 3 dogs in pre-marital sin...

Mi5anthr0pe

post #12

02 January 2006, 14:48 UTC#12

Image file not present in the recovered backup

Okay, so gay marriage is an issue, but this went down??
What the hell...

gman

post #13

02 January 2006, 15:01 UTC#13

Very very weird.

tomm

post #14

02 January 2006, 15:01 UTC#14

what a fag ... hats the point , you cant fuck a dolphin