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New years resolution generator

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gman
post #1
01 January 2006, 18:20 UTC#1
http://resolution.geek-foo.net/

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.


Shame her boyfriend would kick my ass.
womp
post #2
01 January 2006, 18:22 UTC#2
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Learn how to read.

what does mine say???
iammarcmason
post #3
01 January 2006, 18:24 UTC#3

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

this year will kick ass :D
nowhere
post #4
01 January 2006, 18:25 UTC#4
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Spam a monkey a day.


?
moleyteampimp
post #5
01 January 2006, 18:28 UTC#5
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Blame Canada.

ha I already do....
YATES
post #6
01 January 2006, 18:40 UTC#6
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Having a sex change operation.
DEX
post #7
01 January 2006, 18:43 UTC#7
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie
THC
post #8
01 January 2006, 18:43 UTC#8
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Find Bin-Laden.

BaZ_LnN
post #9
01 January 2006, 18:44 UTC#9
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

These arnt very good at all :(
wkh
post #10
01 January 2006, 18:46 UTC#10
QUOTE(womp @ Jan 1 2006, 06:22 PM) [snapback]257046[/snapback]

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Learn how to read.

what does mine say???

Image file not present in the recovered backup
Joe.
post #11
01 January 2006, 19:02 UTC#11
In the year 2006 I resolve to
Sleep my way to the top
j0nes
post #12
01 January 2006, 19:12 UTC#12
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In the year 2006 I resolve to: Become anti-social.


hahah :) I dont wanna!!!
tomm
post #13
01 January 2006, 19:13 UTC#13
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop being a productive member of society.
Hookedonlemons0410
post #14
01 January 2006, 19:25 UTC#14
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.


Well thats already been done.

DEX
post #15
01 January 2006, 19:34 UTC#15
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Give myself an anal probe.
broken silence
post #16
01 January 2006, 19:58 UTC#16
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.

AWESOME!
The Milkman
post #17
01 January 2006, 20:07 UTC#17
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Master my joystick.
Mono
post #18
01 January 2006, 20:24 UTC#18
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Point and laugh more.

Oli
post #19
01 January 2006, 20:33 UTC#19
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Use rubbers.


Pretty easy one.

EDIT: Just realised you can change them :(
The Milkman
post #20
01 January 2006, 20:35 UTC#20
QUOTE(Oli @ Jan 1 2006, 08:33 PM) [snapback]257194[/snapback]

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Use rubbers.


Pretty easy one.

EDIT: Just realised you can change them :(

Thats mine.
jem
post #21
01 January 2006, 21:00 UTC#21
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Moon the cameras in the parking garage.
sam[gomp]
post #22
01 January 2006, 21:35 UTC#22
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Break at least three of my fingers


SHould be easy enough and I'd get money for it :D bargain
pattyt18
post #23
01 January 2006, 21:53 UTC#23
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Becoming a mail-order bride.


Does anyone want my address :tongue:
chris_fragile
post #24
01 January 2006, 21:59 UTC#24
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Take over the world.