Had a good new years night?

So how was it?

Went down this pub with a couple of mates and we had 2 bottles of champagne and 2 guinesses each, godknows why I am still concious. Anyway, the best part of the evening is, the Spanish tradition is to shove a grape in your mouth every second, regardless if you've eaten the last one or not. We had about 50 grapes each and had a massive grape fight with the 2 tables next to us. The bar owners got pretty pissed off, so we carried on anyway. Was so fun squirting grapes in peoples eyes. Unfortunately, the grapes were eventually exhausted, so I moved to prawns which I chucked at a rapid rate, then coleslaw, which I chucked in peoples hair.

Overall, not a bad night. What about you guys.

Happy new year, and I hope 2006 brings better things for us all!

got pissed for the first time in months, amd sitll very drunk, am tired, but am happy., phoened jsut about everyone in my fone sead happy new year and then I think thats all, im pretty fuckingt fuycked right now;'.

Glad you enjoyed yourself

ands im glad that yout has grapes haha Image file not present in the recovered backup

smoked, drank, smoked, drank, smoked, watched fireworks, cracked open champagne, drank, walked streets, screamed, smoked, coma, kebab, sleep....now I'm here

Meh, it was average..... these are some things that happened on my night, kida weird times.

I got walked on by some bitch.
I got into heaps of photos in this magazine, I just extra'd myself in, pulling all these homo poses. Ill post the pics if I can find them (when it comes out)
Walked around this little town dropkicking everything.
Backfliped off a bridge.

Actually, my night was fucking gay.

I went to a partay, took it reasonably easy cos ive been out alot and had hang overs for lst 4 nights.

Things were going good, I was pretty pissed then the girl I was with pured water all over my crotch just cos I sed she cudnt sing. She was realy upset I pretended I was really angry. New years came, she girl started giving me a handjob which hurt quite abit, but then she made things better by blowing me. I came for england (poor girl) I then milled about abit and just got picked up and got home and now im eting pasta.

But Ive got work in the early morning nd im pissed off, plus my balls feel completely empty and there aching.

Happy New years all.

Dex.

What a slag, I'd have kicked her.

Stay up a little later tonight man, I want to talk to you about some sh it.

I didnt really care, I was more pissed off that she was on her period, meant no new years secks. But oh well

Have you ever seen "Run Ronny Run", they have this funny ass song called "kick her in the cunt".

Shit, your post count is nearing mine.

Haha, only 9:00pm here. The Night has just begun for me. About to go to a Lunatiks party!

im waiting for chinese new years

Would've ripped her womb out then.




Nah, I havn't. Sounds like a plan though.

Gman I think you have been modifieing your count, I have asian kids as of this moment counting all your posts to make shure your on the level.

And I just found out that I have contributed to 4% of this forum's content.

I can die happy now

Grrrrrr. I havn't modified my post count you fool, I may be an internet hermit but I do have better things to do. Every post is legitimate, so shag a cow.

I know you havn't man, I just like to fuck with you.

And you still havn't given me back my shaggin cow.

still 4 hours left to go for me

Eat my facial hair <348947948onemillion

Left hisparty at 1, trecked around towards our houises. Heard this party,rang the bell. Said we was with dave. This woamn got this bloke called dave to the dooor, dave said he didd'nt know us. What a fucker. But a great party we was at. 88 pint keg plus wht ever anyone else brought . Hahha wht a party.

What happened at the party tho?

Gayness. many drinking. Girls boobies. Ummm, drinking, drunken adventure, ummm the keg!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooo ummmm it got to 12 o clock and um more drinkingh.

WTF is the keg?

50litres of beer

88 pint beer berrel, or there baouts, What good fuckign time. bahhaha

Dude I did shots all night, drank strongbow, was totally into at least 5 WILLING people, but instead it all went downhill when I slept with some girl unprotected in a field.

That is my life.

I was ontop of the world.

WAS!!

It went downhill when you banged a chick?

When you were happy, it must have been insane.

Nah but its just shit like shes been my friend for ages, and at the beginning of the night I told jonesy that I didn't want anything with her, and I didn't! But shit got so mixed up.. and shes like "Man I don't wanna take the pill" And she is my ex's best friend.

That kind of screwed up.

well, me and my friends arrived at our hotel at about 6ish, to get ready n stuffs. by half 7 my friend was absolutely fucked and was puking everywhere. so then we went to the pub which was shit. so we walked alll the way back to the hotel (my friends work there so everything was dead cheap) because there was ment to be this party thing...there was about 10 people in it...but we figured we didnt really care where we were it was who we were with that counted. so we just danced the night away and made fools of our selves.

and then in my hungover state this morning I saw some guy with a hat on out of the window and said to my friends "hes quite fit"...yeh turned out it was a girl and now im depressed and disturbed...

HAPPY HANAKA