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post #61
30 December 2005, 00:33 UTC#61
QUOTE(MARC @ Dec 30 2005, 01:13 AM) [snapback]255152[/snapback]

QUOTE(gman @ Dec 29 2005, 11:05 PM) [snapback]255052[/snapback]

QUOTE(dgodlewski @ Dec 29 2005, 11:41 PM) [snapback]255028[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Dec 29 2005, 04:01 PM) [snapback]254651[/snapback]

HAHA been there done that!

My lawyer told me that the throwing of bodily fluids is known as "gassing" in the US and is common in Prisons. It's a felony...and is a heavily punished crime in prisons because the inmates tend to throw shit and blood at guards....and the imates have aids and stuff and it just aint cool.

and none of this information is useful to you because you dont live in Americana. Sorrz



Weak is right on, this is a heavy felony due to all the diseases that can be carried by your bodily fluids. We just had a case in my department where someone spit on one of our officers, and he was charged with a felonly just for that, let alone pissing. I am sure where you live its a very heavy fine and prolly jail time, but I cant be sure based on me only knowing US laws.

EDIT: I just read a post asking about spit, usually spitting is only a felony if you spit on somsone acting in an offical law enforcment capacity. If you spit on an average person I would charge you with disorderly conduct, or possibly a simple assault. But if you throw blood, urine, or feces then its a felony as described above.



We have a police officer posting on HGF?

Haha, awesome!



yes but sssshhhhhhh hes undercover


Hey....anyone? I lost my glasses somewhere around here... you know.. the ones with the fake eyebrows and the big nose attatched to them... has anyone see them?
post #62
30 December 2005, 00:52 UTC#62
QUOTE(dgodlewski @ Dec 30 2005, 01:33 AM) [snapback]255194[/snapback]

QUOTE(MARC @ Dec 30 2005, 01:13 AM) [snapback]255152[/snapback]

QUOTE(gman @ Dec 29 2005, 11:05 PM) [snapback]255052[/snapback]

QUOTE(dgodlewski @ Dec 29 2005, 11:41 PM) [snapback]255028[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Dec 29 2005, 04:01 PM) [snapback]254651[/snapback]

HAHA been there done that!

My lawyer told me that the throwing of bodily fluids is known as "gassing" in the US and is common in Prisons. It's a felony...and is a heavily punished crime in prisons because the inmates tend to throw shit and blood at guards....and the imates have aids and stuff and it just aint cool.

and none of this information is useful to you because you dont live in Americana. Sorrz



Weak is right on, this is a heavy felony due to all the diseases that can be carried by your bodily fluids. We just had a case in my department where someone spit on one of our officers, and he was charged with a felonly just for that, let alone pissing. I am sure where you live its a very heavy fine and prolly jail time, but I cant be sure based on me only knowing US laws.

EDIT: I just read a post asking about spit, usually spitting is only a felony if you spit on somsone acting in an offical law enforcment capacity. If you spit on an average person I would charge you with disorderly conduct, or possibly a simple assault. But if you throw blood, urine, or feces then its a felony as described above.



We have a police officer posting on HGF?

Haha, awesome!



yes but sssshhhhhhh hes undercover


Hey....anyone? I lost my glasses somewhere around here... you know.. the ones with the fake eyebrows and the big nose attatched to them... has anyone see them?



Yeah, they're down my pants :happy:
post #63
30 December 2005, 12:04 UTC#63
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 30 2005, 12:52 AM) [snapback]255242[/snapback]

Yeah, they're down my pants :happy:


everything's always down your pants G :sad:
post #64
30 December 2005, 12:51 UTC#64
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 30 2005, 01:52 AM) [snapback]255242[/snapback]

QUOTE(dgodlewski @ Dec 30 2005, 01:33 AM) [snapback]255194[/snapback]

QUOTE(MARC @ Dec 30 2005, 01:13 AM) [snapback]255152[/snapback]

QUOTE(gman @ Dec 29 2005, 11:05 PM) [snapback]255052[/snapback]

QUOTE(dgodlewski @ Dec 29 2005, 11:41 PM) [snapback]255028[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Dec 29 2005, 04:01 PM) [snapback]254651[/snapback]

HAHA been there done that!

My lawyer told me that the throwing of bodily fluids is known as "gassing" in the US and is common in Prisons. It's a felony...and is a heavily punished crime in prisons because the inmates tend to throw shit and blood at guards....and the imates have aids and stuff and it just aint cool.

and none of this information is useful to you because you dont live in Americana. Sorrz



Weak is right on, this is a heavy felony due to all the diseases that can be carried by your bodily fluids. We just had a case in my department where someone spit on one of our officers, and he was charged with a felonly just for that, let alone pissing. I am sure where you live its a very heavy fine and prolly jail time, but I cant be sure based on me only knowing US laws.

EDIT: I just read a post asking about spit, usually spitting is only a felony if you spit on somsone acting in an offical law enforcment capacity. If you spit on an average person I would charge you with disorderly conduct, or possibly a simple assault. But if you throw blood, urine, or feces then its a felony as described above.



We have a police officer posting on HGF?

Haha, awesome!



yes but sssshhhhhhh hes undercover


Hey....anyone? I lost my glasses somewhere around here... you know.. the ones with the fake eyebrows and the big nose attatched to them... has anyone see them?



Yeah, they're down my pants :happy:

Ill get them for you. I feel more at home here anyway.
post #65
30 December 2005, 16:24 UTC#65
Surely having a cop here isn't a good thing...?
post #66
30 December 2005, 16:26 UTC#66
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Dec 30 2005, 05:24 PM) [snapback]255673[/snapback]

Surely having a cop here isn't a good thing...?


It is.

He's been giving legal advice and is a fan of homegrown. Just because he works as a cop, doesn't dictate his actions at home.
post #67
30 December 2005, 16:26 UTC#67
He has been here since 2004 also......
post #68
30 December 2005, 16:27 UTC#68
Good point. I wasn't being a cock or anything. :D
post #69
30 December 2005, 21:11 UTC#69
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 30 2005, 05:26 PM) [snapback]255679[/snapback]

QUOTE(The Milkman @ Dec 30 2005, 05:24 PM) [snapback]255673[/snapback]

Surely having a cop here isn't a good thing...?


It is.

He's been giving legal advice and is a fan of homegrown. Just because he works as a cop, doesn't dictate his actions at home.



Exactly. :D