post #1
27 December 2005, 00:55 UTC#1
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Fiance really a man
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post #2
27 December 2005, 00:58 UTC#2
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
ARAB-OWNED
ARAB-OWNED
post #3
27 December 2005, 01:03 UTC#3
Hahahaha pwn.
Is the guy so stupid not to realise surly after 3 years.
Is the guy so stupid not to realise surly after 3 years.
post #4
27 December 2005, 01:15 UTC#4
hahahaha wtf
post #5
27 December 2005, 01:31 UTC#5
QUOTE(Oli @ Dec 27 2005, 02:03 AM) [snapback]252919[/snapback]
Hahahaha pwn.
Is the guy so stupid not to realise surly after 3 years.
Maybe his religion prevented him from having sex, or sexual contact before the wedding?
post #6
27 December 2005, 01:58 UTC#6
Yep. After 12 (I think) girls have to cover up themself until they have there wedding. Then after that only there man can see them.
So I guess it could happen if they follow the book to the word. S/HE must have had a sexy voice to fall for this
So I guess it could happen if they follow the book to the word. S/HE must have had a sexy voice to fall for this
post #7
27 December 2005, 02:04 UTC#7
thats what you get fuck fucking picking a fiancee you have never seen.... you cant pick a person just on a letter box gap of face....
The best thing is cuz they are coverd up all the time, they get no sun light and that can fuck your skin up real bad... MUWHAHAHHAA
The best thing is cuz they are coverd up all the time, they get no sun light and that can fuck your skin up real bad... MUWHAHAHHAA
post #8
27 December 2005, 02:14 UTC#8
I saw this Monty Phython skit the otherday.
"Doc: *Points at a dead lady on a table* is this your wife?
Asian Man: No I have never seen this lady in my life
Doc: Are you sure. She had ID on her and it matches your wife
Asian man: I am quite sure. I know my wife
Doc: Hum...... ok. Fine *Lifts up a blanket to cover her. Gets to her face and then to her eyes*
Asian man: STOP STOP! TAHTS MY WIFE! OH MY ALLAH!!!
Maybe its not so funny in words
"Doc: *Points at a dead lady on a table* is this your wife?
Asian Man: No I have never seen this lady in my life
Doc: Are you sure. She had ID on her and it matches your wife
Asian man: I am quite sure. I know my wife
Doc: Hum...... ok. Fine *Lifts up a blanket to cover her. Gets to her face and then to her eyes*
Asian man: STOP STOP! TAHTS MY WIFE! OH MY ALLAH!!!
Maybe its not so funny in words
post #9
27 December 2005, 02:21 UTC#9
QUOTE(Doyle @ Dec 27 2005, 02:14 AM) [snapback]252958[/snapback]
I saw this Monty Phython skit the otherday.
"Doc: *Points at a dead lady on a table* is this your wife?
Asian Man: No I have never seen this lady in my life
Doc: Are you sure. She had ID on her and it matches your wife
Asian man: I am quite sure. I know my wife
Doc: Hum...... ok. Fine *Lifts up a blanket to cover her. Gets to her face and then to her eyes*
Asian man: STOP STOP! TAHTS MY WIFE! OH MY ALLAH!!!
Maybe its not so funny in words
its still funny...
post #10
27 December 2005, 02:32 UTC#10
I am gona have to find it.
post #11
27 December 2005, 05:27 UTC#11
That's fucked up, how could you be with someone for three years and plan to get married based solely on their eyes. And s/he must have had a very feminine voice to fool that guy for so long.
I found this kind of funny, as I'd never heard of the crime "swindling," and if posing as a woman was illegal in the states, there would be many transvestites in jail (and probably enjoying all of the free ass-pounding).
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Mr Abo Zeid was held for 45 days on charges of swindling and posing as a woman.
I found this kind of funny, as I'd never heard of the crime "swindling," and if posing as a woman was illegal in the states, there would be many transvestites in jail (and probably enjoying all of the free ass-pounding).
post #12
27 December 2005, 05:30 UTC#12
I wonder if they will still be buds.
I mean c'mon you hang out with someone for 3 years and not fuck them and still want to get married they must be pretty bad ass.
I mean c'mon you hang out with someone for 3 years and not fuck them and still want to get married they must be pretty bad ass.
post #13
27 December 2005, 08:48 UTC#13
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Dec 27 2005, 05:30 AM) [snapback]253010[/snapback]
I wonder if they will still be buds.
I mean c'mon you hang out with someone for 3 years and not fuck them and still want to get married they must be pretty bad ass.
I dunno, things are pretty different over there. He probably didn't spend a lot of time talking to her, as they seem to think that women are unintelligent beings to which men are far superior. S/he probably spent most of it's time cooking and cleaning rather than conversing with its would-be husband. Plus the guy was probably pretty shocked and hurt that the person who he'd lived with for 3 years had been lying to him the whole time. I bet he'll never trust another "woman" enough again to get engaged without checking for package.
post #14
27 December 2005, 10:06 UTC#14
Good god. Image file not present in the recovered backup