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Bert: The Root of All Evil

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RandomActsofStupidity
post #1
26 December 2005, 10:05 UTC#1
Just ran across this on google; kinda random, but some of it's funny. They claim that bert from the children's television show "Sesame Street" is apparently the root of all evil, and is accused of every atrocity from the kennedy assination to the death of Wendy's founder Dave thomas. This may be old, I don't know, but I found some if it rather amusing, and worth a quick read if you've got some free time.

External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert4.gif

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During World War II, General Berhtolomue Kieffer III lead the SS in the burning of the Reichstag. He is known to be one of Hitler's most diabolical Generals. We have reason to believe that he is either a clone or an ancestor of Bert.
itsallinthehips
post #2
26 December 2005, 10:15 UTC#2
A link would be kinda cool.
Ropey
post #3
26 December 2005, 10:17 UTC#3
lol I might have to check it out
Skipper
post #5
26 December 2005, 11:13 UTC#5
QUOTE(RandomActsofStupidity @ Dec 26 2005, 11:06 AM) [snapback]252483[/snapback]

lol, sorry, I haven't slept in quite awhile, I totally forgot to add the link.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/


Havent u like said u haven't slept for like a week now?
RandomActsofStupidity
post #6
26 December 2005, 11:21 UTC#6
QUOTE(Skipper @ Dec 26 2005, 11:13 AM) [snapback]252484[/snapback]

QUOTE(RandomActsofStupidity @ Dec 26 2005, 11:06 AM) [snapback]252483[/snapback]

lol, sorry, I haven't slept in quite awhile, I totally forgot to add the link.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/


Havent u like said u haven't slept for like a week now?


Eh, I don't think so...but hell what do I know Image file not present in the recovered backup <- This is me right now
WEAK
post #9
26 December 2005, 12:49 UTC#9
QUOTE(RandomActsofStupidity @ Dec 26 2005, 10:05 AM) [snapback]252472[/snapback]

They claim that bert from the children's television show "Sesame Street" is apparently the root of all evil, and is accused of every atrocity from the kennedy assination to the death of Wendy's founder Dave thomas. .



fuck I didnt know Dave Thomas died. But that explains why he isnt in those commercials anymore.
tom wright
post #10
26 December 2005, 14:09 UTC#10
LMAO This site is preety funny.