DUDES!

Tnhanks man. But if you think this is 'spreming" then block me ort /we

Now would probably be a good time to close your trap, and go to bed before M0N0 starts using his power Image file not present in the recovered backup

Tom don't listen, drink more, wear less and party hard,

words to live by.

I am spinning

! MOST DRUK EVER!

dUDE THERTe is a hair on the keyboard! Its so big man! :olol:

Ah, you bring back memories of my first time being drunk, everything seemed so awesome, yet sucked all at the same time. Drink some water before you go to bed, so you won't have a hangover tomorrow. By drinking water I mean drink until you can't physically drink more.

How much did you have to drink? I've had so much today and it hasn't touched the sides, I talked a little crap for a couple of hours before sobering up. I hate being a heavyweight drinker

yeah sucks having a liver built like glenn ross

EDIT:: for those who dont know who glenn ross is...

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Yeah, he just got transplanted!

I had ;ile 10 strongbow and a whoie bottle of thiws buzx fizz shoit!

LEIGHTWEIGHT MY ARSE! I WEIHGT 170 lbs!

Haha you a fattey

You're round your nans, aren't you?

That's nothing, I usually would have more before hitting town. Hence, you're a lightweight!

And 170 lbs is the equivalent of 77.27 kilos. I could knock you down with my little finger

must weigh himself... runs off to find scales...

EDIT::
10st 13 and 3quarters (I love digital scales)

hrrrm.. seems I've lost weight :S

EDIT 2::
142 pounds :|

Dude I'm not a lightweigh! I M UST FAT!

I fudnt wan make you do that to me!

Buit I wont be a lgithweight because I am fat and drunk aot!

Sorry for bewing a cheapass! Sorry an dont bNM nme because I pist alot

AND IT ASINT SPAM!~!

You're 77 kilos and fat? You must be like 5 foot tall, haha. You don't know what fat means brother. And I wasn't implying anything about being a cheapass, just making a rhetorical statement, haha. It's nice you get affected with less alcohol, I certainly wish it was the same for me, it'd cost so much less.

I LOVE NTYOU MANQ1! yuOU ARWE SO COOL! BECUAE 34EIDTHJINK YOU RULE!

I [ressed away to oo many kleys!

YES, yes you did. =]

enjoy yourself dewd

Much drunk luv <3.

Don't worry about being embarrased in the morning about this, when I am drunk and online I always get so aggresive on any forum, and start picking apart peoples posts and posting links proving them wrong..haha. Although when I'm drunk in real life, I'm usually so damn nice, weird eh?

Glad you enjoyed yourself though. And Marc, put some meat on your bones

Peo[ple will sday "OMG SPAM!" Bu8t I dont spam!

5000
! bithch!

I am the leet!

TAKE IT TO THE BANK BITCH! and I need to pee and ;lls[ee[!p!

im so glad you didnt say in your bones
and I plan to weigh a good stone and a half more in 3 weeks, trying to bulk up before the snow hits. I have very little blood as it is, I don't wanna freeze =D

much lub

Sotrry man! I just wanted tyo do this because I dont pist when I drink

Peopkle mock others for piostunfg when drunk,. but I never pist@

Untyil tonight so let me do it because the opthers did!

I can imagine, when I was 12 some dude in my class weighed 9 stone. Wish I could lose some blasted weight though, I never put any on but can never lose any either. I'm gonna try diet from now on again, problem is I got some chocolate for Xmas, and when I'm hungry will stuff that. I also wish I'd stop growing, I must be approaching 6.4 now, it's getting insane.

wE SHOUIDL all do this atkinsumnz shit!

IOt did wonders fot geri halliewll!

so did the boob job

think we should get them too ?

Lol I'm aiming to put a stone of muscle bulk on in 3 months, hitting the protein supliments and everything

It turned my sister anorexic also.

If I could lose 2 stone, I'd be really happy. It's just doing it that is the problem, it's not that I eat a whole load, I just drink so fucking much. On a week night I'll down an entire bottle of wine before bed, just to knock me out as I have OCD and am an insomniac, so it makes sure I can get off the PC. I'm gonna start dieting from now on though, eat less and more healthy before I grow man tits.

I think I should eat more meat and less shit, mmm steak pie!

Meat costs so much though, so much easier and cheaper to get a steak pie and they taste awesome.

Instead of losing weight just chang it from fat to muscle.

Churning fat into muscle is much much easyer than building it from scratch.

- that way you wil be heavy but o so very sexy