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23 December 2005, 17:56 UTC#1
Haha. I've never actually written out a skit before, but for the one we're going to attempt tonight, I actually wrote a script.
The way I have it thought out in my head, it sounds funny. I dunno if the script really shows what I'm going for.
But I thought it'd be interesting to see how other people might see it. We're gunna be hanging out all tonight, so we'll probably film this. so yeah.
boner, mullet, dickaxe, chase, duran, marc.
Truth or Dare!!!?
Master shot>Living room: Everyone is sitting around, obviously bored as hell.
Close up shots of everyone being bored. (sighing, whatever).
Marc: man.. I'm bored
Mullet: yeah no shit?
Marc: Well I don't see you coming' up with anything!
Mullet: Well maybe I will!
Marc: Well do it!
Mullet: I'm gunna!
Marc: I'm not hearin' anything?
Mullet: (pauses to think, suddenly gets an idea). Alright alright. I got it. how about
a game of truth or dare?
Marc: That's retarded.
Mullet: Shut up, it'll be fun you faggot. C'mon. Who's in?
(everyone reluctantly agree's)
Mullet: sweet, I'll start us off! (looks around), alright...Boner! Truth....or dare?
Boner: uuum....
Mullet: Man, pick dare! Don't be a pussy. Truth is boring! c'mon.
Boner: Fine, whatever. Dare.
Mullet: Alright.... I dare you....(dramatic pause) ...To eat this turd...(Rack focus shot: A brown
fuzzy object slides in from the bottom of the shot, focus goes from Mullet's face, to the melted snicker's
bar in his grasp.)
Chase: Man, where'd you get a turd?
Mullet: (with a quick glance at chase) Shut up.
Boner: Aw man...
Mullet: You gotta do it man! You're playing the game!!!
Boner: Oh alright...
(Close up shot of the turd being passed from Mullets hand to Boners).
(Shot from Boner's view of everyone else, (possible fish eye shot), everyone Cringes and goes "eeeeww".)
Back to Boner, mouth covered in poo/chocolate.
Boner: alright, My turn?
Someone: yeah, go.
Boner: Ok, ..uh, Duran! Truth.....or dare?
Mullet: Don't be a pussy duran!
Duran: I do what I want. uhhh.. Dare...
Boner: I dare you to..... Play the rest of the game without any clothes on!
Mullet: Dude, gay....
Duran: Alright, my turn? (hard cut to duran, already naked and smoking a cig.
*not really naked, just a censored bar shot.*
Boner and Mullet: (obviously confused by the speed at which Duran got disrobed.) Um....yeah...
Duran: alright....uhhh, Skidmarc! Truth...or Dare?
Mullet: *cough cough..pussy!..*cough cough*...
Skidmarc: Alright! I'll do dare!
Duran: um...I dare you to.....uh, Call your girlfriend and tell her you're gay!
Skidmarc: Aw man....
Mullet: (laughing), haha, you gotta do it man, hahahahahha. do it!
Skidmarc: Fine! (pulls out his fone).
Chase: Dude, use mine so we can hear both ends!
Skidmarc: do I have to?
Everyone: Fuck yeah you do. (everyone says something different, agreeing that he should, duh.)
Skidmarc: Fine, (dials, and holds the fone to his ear.)
Girlfriend: Hey baby!!!
Skidmarc: uh, hey honey. look, I..uh, have something to tell you...
Girlfriend: Um...yes?
Skidmarc: I'm uh....I'm gay...
Girlfriend: What?!
(shot of everyone, egging him on)
Skidmarc: yeah, I'm sorry. I ...uh...love penis'..
Girlfriend: I Can't Beleive this!!! After seven years and you pull this shit?! OMG! WTF! BBQ! Well I've been CHEATING ON YOU!!
Skidmarc: WHat?! With who!?!?
Girlfriend: Oh I've lost count! You can't expect your tiny pecker to keep me satisfied! YOu're a pencil dick bastard Marc! *Click!* (she hangs up, duh)
Skidmarc: (pauses and looks sad)....ow..., my pride. <--(Fam. Guy rip off. don't care)
(everyone laughs. Mullet laughs the absolute most.)
Skidmarc: (Glaring at mullet) Alright, MY turn... Mullet. Truth...or dare?
Mullet: HA ha, I'm no moron! I'm pickin' Truth!
Skidmarc: Alright....(Shot of the Mullet leaning back, looking smug like he defeated the system).
Back in 92' when your mother had to spend that year in jail for doing that beastiality film for
a dime of crack and she sent you to live with your convicted sex offender uncle who exposed you to
daily ass rapings as well as HIV, Hepititus A, B, and C and a horrid case of ghonorea that all but completely
annialated your genitals.....Did you have a crush on anyone?
Mullet:....(Look on his face can only be described as DESTROYED)
Hard Cut to Credits.
The End.
I just did this in 15 mins. at work, so yeah. sorry if some things don't make sense?
peace
b.j.
The way I have it thought out in my head, it sounds funny. I dunno if the script really shows what I'm going for.
But I thought it'd be interesting to see how other people might see it. We're gunna be hanging out all tonight, so we'll probably film this. so yeah.
QUOTE
boner, mullet, dickaxe, chase, duran, marc.
Truth or Dare!!!?
Master shot>Living room: Everyone is sitting around, obviously bored as hell.
Close up shots of everyone being bored. (sighing, whatever).
Marc: man.. I'm bored
Mullet: yeah no shit?
Marc: Well I don't see you coming' up with anything!
Mullet: Well maybe I will!
Marc: Well do it!
Mullet: I'm gunna!
Marc: I'm not hearin' anything?
Mullet: (pauses to think, suddenly gets an idea). Alright alright. I got it. how about
a game of truth or dare?
Marc: That's retarded.
Mullet: Shut up, it'll be fun you faggot. C'mon. Who's in?
(everyone reluctantly agree's)
Mullet: sweet, I'll start us off! (looks around), alright...Boner! Truth....or dare?
Boner: uuum....
Mullet: Man, pick dare! Don't be a pussy. Truth is boring! c'mon.
Boner: Fine, whatever. Dare.
Mullet: Alright.... I dare you....(dramatic pause) ...To eat this turd...(Rack focus shot: A brown
fuzzy object slides in from the bottom of the shot, focus goes from Mullet's face, to the melted snicker's
bar in his grasp.)
Chase: Man, where'd you get a turd?
Mullet: (with a quick glance at chase) Shut up.
Boner: Aw man...
Mullet: You gotta do it man! You're playing the game!!!
Boner: Oh alright...
(Close up shot of the turd being passed from Mullets hand to Boners).
(Shot from Boner's view of everyone else, (possible fish eye shot), everyone Cringes and goes "eeeeww".)
Back to Boner, mouth covered in poo/chocolate.
Boner: alright, My turn?
Someone: yeah, go.
Boner: Ok, ..uh, Duran! Truth.....or dare?
Mullet: Don't be a pussy duran!
Duran: I do what I want. uhhh.. Dare...
Boner: I dare you to..... Play the rest of the game without any clothes on!
Mullet: Dude, gay....
Duran: Alright, my turn? (hard cut to duran, already naked and smoking a cig.
*not really naked, just a censored bar shot.*
Boner and Mullet: (obviously confused by the speed at which Duran got disrobed.) Um....yeah...
Duran: alright....uhhh, Skidmarc! Truth...or Dare?
Mullet: *cough cough..pussy!..*cough cough*...
Skidmarc: Alright! I'll do dare!
Duran: um...I dare you to.....uh, Call your girlfriend and tell her you're gay!
Skidmarc: Aw man....
Mullet: (laughing), haha, you gotta do it man, hahahahahha. do it!
Skidmarc: Fine! (pulls out his fone).
Chase: Dude, use mine so we can hear both ends!
Skidmarc: do I have to?
Everyone: Fuck yeah you do. (everyone says something different, agreeing that he should, duh.)
Skidmarc: Fine, (dials, and holds the fone to his ear.)
Girlfriend: Hey baby!!!
Skidmarc: uh, hey honey. look, I..uh, have something to tell you...
Girlfriend: Um...yes?
Skidmarc: I'm uh....I'm gay...
Girlfriend: What?!
(shot of everyone, egging him on)
Skidmarc: yeah, I'm sorry. I ...uh...love penis'..
Girlfriend: I Can't Beleive this!!! After seven years and you pull this shit?! OMG! WTF! BBQ! Well I've been CHEATING ON YOU!!
Skidmarc: WHat?! With who!?!?
Girlfriend: Oh I've lost count! You can't expect your tiny pecker to keep me satisfied! YOu're a pencil dick bastard Marc! *Click!* (she hangs up, duh)
Skidmarc: (pauses and looks sad)....ow..., my pride. <--(Fam. Guy rip off. don't care)
(everyone laughs. Mullet laughs the absolute most.)
Skidmarc: (Glaring at mullet) Alright, MY turn... Mullet. Truth...or dare?
Mullet: HA ha, I'm no moron! I'm pickin' Truth!
Skidmarc: Alright....(Shot of the Mullet leaning back, looking smug like he defeated the system).
Back in 92' when your mother had to spend that year in jail for doing that beastiality film for
a dime of crack and she sent you to live with your convicted sex offender uncle who exposed you to
daily ass rapings as well as HIV, Hepititus A, B, and C and a horrid case of ghonorea that all but completely
annialated your genitals.....Did you have a crush on anyone?
Mullet:....(Look on his face can only be described as DESTROYED)
Hard Cut to Credits.
The End.
I just did this in 15 mins. at work, so yeah. sorry if some things don't make sense?
peace
b.j.
. Great idea, but now we all know what's going to happen in your next skit..