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post #1
17 December 2005, 14:45 UTC#1
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BIRITIBA MIRIM, Brazil — There's no more room to bury the dead. They can't be cremated, and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.

Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the town council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

The bill, which sets no penalty for dying, is meant to protest a federal law that bars a new or expanded cemetery in Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 people 45 miles east of São Paulo.

"Of course the bill is laughable, unconstitutional, and will never be approved," Gilson Soares de Campos, an aide to the mayor, said of the town's ban on dying. "But can you think of a better marketing strategy . . . to persuade the government to modify the environmental legislation that is barring us from building a new cemetery?"

A 2003 decree by Brazil's National Environment Council bars new or expanded cemeteries in so-called permanent preservation areas or in areas with high water tables. Environmental protection measures also rule out cremation.

That left no option for Biritiba Mirim, a town on the green belt of rich farmland that supplies fruits and vegetables for São Paulo, Brazil's biggest city. The town produces 90 percent of the watercress consumed in Brazil.

Most of Biritiba Mirim sits above the underground water source for about 2 million people in São Paulo, de Campos said. The rest is covered by protected forest.

More than 50,000 people already are buried in the 3,500 crypts and tombs in Biritiba Mirim's municipal cemetery, which was inaugurated in 1910.

The cemetery ran out of space last month, and 20 residents who have died since November were forced to share a crypt. But even that solution has limits.

"The crypts will be filled to capacity in six months. . . . We have even buried people under the walkways," de Campos said. "Look, people are going to die. A solution has to be found, or we'll have to break the law."

At least 20 towns within 60 miles of Biritiba Mirim have a similar dilemma, de Campos said, though none of them has ordered its citizens not to die.

Biritiba Mirim isn't the first Brazilian town to draw attention with an unusual law. A few years ago, a mayor in Parana state banned the sale of condoms, arguing that his town needed to increase its population to keep qualifying for federal aid. Drugstores ignored the ban.

De Campos said his town wants the Environment Council to change the wording of the cemetery decree to allow exceptions approved by environmentalists.

Biritiba Mirim has set aside public land — five times the size of the current graveyard — for a cemetery that environmental experts from the University of São Paulo say, "will not affect the region's water tables or surrounding environment," de Campos said.

The Environment Council will meet with local officials today to discuss the matter.

Meanwhile, town officials said they were hoping no one else dies.


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http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/world/12/15BrazilDeath.html
post #2
17 December 2005, 14:46 UTC#2
Thats so stupid Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #3
17 December 2005, 14:47 UTC#3
Oh....my.....god! :O
post #4
17 December 2005, 15:35 UTC#4
Jeeze...
post #5
18 December 2005, 04:09 UTC#5
Outlawing death? Man, how thick can you get? Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #6
18 December 2005, 08:43 UTC#6
good thing for me I already died before that law was passed, YOU CAN'T KILLA MOTHA FUCKA THATS ALREADY DEAD!!
post #7
18 December 2005, 08:45 UTC#7
QUOTE(BuckWild @ Dec 18 2005, 08:43 PM)
good thing for me I already died before that law was passed, YOU CAN'T KILLA MOTHA FUCKA THATS ALREADY DEAD!!
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post #8
18 December 2005, 09:09 UTC#8
it's because I drop lsd in my penis hole and get high
post #9
18 December 2005, 09:11 UTC#9
hahahah urethra lsd... dex would like that
post #10
18 December 2005, 10:11 UTC#10
thing is tho...what are they actually gonna do...if you die...they cant exactly fine you or throw you in jail can they Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #11
18 December 2005, 10:15 UTC#11
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 18 2005, 09:11 AM)
hahahah urethra lsd... dex would like that
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no dex likes things he can stick his penis INTO, not what can be stuck in his penis...