HGF Confessions

Hell yes.

But no, I found out about sex at age 5, and at age 7 this kid was telling me about how he got kidnapped by chicks and how they like sucked on his cock, so I asked him to put his mouth on my wang (my pants were still on) so I could see what it felt like.

I wish I didn't scare chicks, or that could have been a fine bitch on my wang.

haha, I'm so glad I never had anything homo happen in my child hood.

Oh,here's a scary story though! I think it involves Gman too!

Ok so, when I was about 12, I visited Spain to see my family and shit. So one day, I was out causin' trouble and hanging out with the neigborhood kids, (all guys, all my age), when they took me to their little "fort".

Now it was basicallly a clearing on a cliff, with a bunch of car seats ripped out and set in a semi circle, and I was like "oh cool hang out spot!" and they're like "Well check this out!" (it was all in spanish!), but yeah, they start pulling out folded pages from porno mags from under the seats, and at 12, I'd hardly seen SHIT! so I'm like FUCK yeah!!! PORN!!!

So next thing I know, I look up and like all of them, (like 5 guys), had their little peckers out, tugging at them like there was no tomorrow! I was "FUCKING FUCK WHAT?!?!!" or more like "JODER !!! ¿QUE?!!!!" and told them that shit is for faggots in the states, and left.

They started sayin' "oh no, that's what MEN do in this country! blah blah". and I'm like yeah cool, I'm out.

But then, later that day, the "main guy" was like "hey don't tell anyone" and I was like "dude, get your fucking hand off my shoulder you maricon" and he was like

"¿que?"

The main guy was gman.

I hate you and your hetero child hood Boner.

I think my friends gay we had a party at this house and he doesnt know shit so I guess he thinks if I smoke weed I cant make good decisions... so he had 1 beer at 11 and this is at 4 and he starts chasing me around the house trying to fucking kiss me. I was like 'you fucking faggot get away' I chucked the ashtray at him. Then later he tried to show me his dick.. I just went downstairs and smoked a gbong and went to bed I woke up and he's like sorry I was 'DRUNK OFF MY ASS!!!' what a douche bag and liar.

Dude I have a friend just like that, he is so in denial.

I get high and he is always trying to feel me up, he tried dry humping me while I was on the comp and I was like "dude fucking quit it" and he was like "c'mon man it's cool" and I'm like "dude fuck get away" then I just have to get up and leave.

Then he blames it on the weed the day after.

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My friends a lil' different he thinks the weeds going to make me not think clearly like he could fuck me in his mind and that I wont really understand it cause im high and this dude smokes bud to so I dont really get why he thinks that. He's always rubbing me and jumping on me and trying to stay there longer. He I think pretends to like girls so much .. I mean sure I know he likes girls to but It's different.

We can just be like sitting there and he's always talking about them but by the tone of his voice you can tell he's overexaggerating what he thinks.

when I was 5 I stuck a marble up my arse.

When I was 15 I stuck a marble up my arse.

I touched a girls vaginal region in grade 2 under the table in class....she totally consent....I didn't like it....she smelt funny...

HAha some of these are hilarious.

When I was 7 I went to this mates house and his older sister was there and me and my mate took it in turns once to finger her! he fingered his sister! but we were inoccent enugh not to think much of it.

hahaha that is sick, how old was his sister?

I don't think there's ever an age of innocence where it's ok to finger your sister

Yeah thats purely fucked.

This one might be a joke I'm not sure;

LMAO.

If that is true then FUCKING LOL.

good thread... it just needs a bump..

Haha nice find. Just read that one at the top of the page again, haha.

I'm in love with a girl right and I dont know how to tell her. I'm a puss. Image file not present in the recovered backup

just make it accidently slip out.. like when your both laughin just be like hahaha aww I love you.. then it can either turn out weird or she will say it back...

How about by saying "I love you"

haha. thanks gentlemen.

tell her you hate her

*see reaction*

say sorry I get hate and love mixed up

*see reaction*

Uppercut her.

that's such strong words. you can't just say you love someone, girls get so offended these days. all "HOW COULD YOU JUST SAY IT, I BET YOU SAY IT TO EVERYONE, I'M NOT SPECIAL"

if she does that, just come from behind and fuck the area behind the knee cap.

LMAO!!!

I gave itsallinthehips a handjob, and he shot a blank in my eye

Gross.

Wow, I thought you were louise..