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ok so this wierdo messaged me on myspace, and me being drunk thought id have a little fun...heres what happened...

wierd guy:
hey
justr wanted to say hi
read your profile and saw u got a tattoo on your back
mind if I ask wat it is of?

aj


Lou Komodo:
satan ripping off a babys head.


wierd guy:
neat!!
wat inspired u to get that?

Lou Komodo:

Well ever since I stopped bieng known as Norman (thats my old name, now people call me Lou), I've felt a gaping hole in my existence, and then I discovered satanism. This new lease of both life and afterlife gave me the entusiaism and creativity that I've longed for.
Now, I am able to express myself freely and worship the dark entities below. I enjoy it.
I must admit, I do hate kids, especially Blonde haired kids with blue eyes, and small penises. I do love eating their entrails on the altar of Balthasar. Yum!
I also hate cars, as they are slightly holy, and therefore against everything I stand for. My eyes burn at the sight of them. And when I pee.

Loadsa Love,
Norman
xxx :-)
P.s- HAIL SATAN!


Wierd guy:
nice but maybe u should get that checked out!
it cant be good that your eyes burn when u piss
I dont think thats right!
still nice to meet u norman

wat u doing up so late?


Lou Komodo:
I'm masterbating with a crucifix whilst my midget satanic sidekick helps me whilst using a series of pulleys and winches because im morbidly obese.

have a nice day xx


Wierd guy:
u tell me all that
then your gonna leave just like that

ok
I'll speak to u soon
and take care yourself

let me know when u need a new sidekick!



Now seriously, if you sent a message to some girl and you got those replys would you REALLY continue messaging?! I just dont understand why he is still reply lol...anyway...im done.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY...

ok no need for sarcasm.

haha wierd girl indeed

sry, pretend I didnt say nething.

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Damnit Lou.. I told you not to post any of our conversations like that!

haha im sorry nathan, hope I didnt freak you out with my satanist talk. x

Hahahah you have a wild imagination... lol that guy was reeeeeally dumb I bet he was *****can

IF you have tits, guys will talk to you no matter what you say.

because they're fucking losers. haha.

The next time anyone wants to share a "funny" email, just make an official thread for "funny emails"...like the official Aim Convo thread...

I got a random message once simply asking
"you a dark lady?"

What the hell?

only sluts mess with people on myspace.

I mess with people on Myspace...

Hahahaha, great stuff!

2 words.. tee hee

but we all know you're a slut wilby, I didnt expect this from lou.

im sorry, you think you know me? I'm not a slut, theres many things that could prove that. and to be honest im cant be dealing with this shit right now. ive spent the last week trying to get over the fact that someone who I thought was my friend decided I was only worth being used for sex, when he knew I was a virgin and I told him I didnt want to, yet he fucked me anyway. and when he was done, he turned to me and said "well im hungry, ill drop you home". ive got an ex boyfriend calling me a selfish bitch because I wont get back with him because everything that happened has fucked my head up, and now ive got you calling me a slut. whatever fuck it. why am I even telling you people this shit. you dont care. and just so you know, after I post this topic, I sent the guy a message to apologise for my drunken messages, but fuck it im a slut yeh.

shit I need to stop drinking.

and weak you can delete this topic if it makes you happy.

so like he pinned you down and fucked you?

or did he just do it and you didn't fight back?

why didn't you just punch him and run?

sry abt that lou....first lesson in life is guys are @ssholes. Image file not present in the recovered backup (not talking abt anyone on here)few are a few good ones but they are hard to find

I dont know tbh. I told him I didnt want to, but he just kept telling me to relax. I just didnt know what to do. I was shaking so bad and it was so fucking painful, but he just kept telling me it would be ok. but its not. I fucking hate him.

Yeah I can hear that, a dude tried to do that to me once, but I just told him to fuck off and walked away.

Literally he was like dry humping my ass and grabbing my junk and shit, I thought he was just joking but he kept going "it's okay man, c'mon", freaked the fuck out of me.

meh if you wanna talk im here....

*sigh* that guy needs to be shot...

tbh this is probably the most open ill ever be, I dont talk about stuff often...only when drunk.

Well then whats your credit card number

6459 mind your buisness

wow sorry to hear that lou Image file not present in the recovered backup but FMS did rase a point



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I have alot of friends that do that. It sucks hard if youre a girl, and it rocks if youre a guy. I dont really have a stance on girls being used, Im down for it when it benefits my video, but Im against it when involves a girl I like. Since Ive been the guy that uses a girl for sex and then just never talked ot her again...it grosses me out when Im dating a girl and that was done to her by another guy...cause I know what its like...and the thought of another guy doing that to my girl = sick

I guess your situation was a bit of a different one, but my advice to girls in general is not to put out until youre in a serious relationship with someone.

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