Nig jokes

Note: I really am not racist, I just love the word nigger...

These are commonly available internet jokes, check em..

* A mexican and a nig are driving in a car, whos driving? THE POLICE

* How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

* What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

* Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

* What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise."

"A mexican and a nig are driving in a car, whos driving? THE POLICE"

Hhahahah

I actually heard that in a movie... with ethan hawk and laurence fishburn.... cant remember the name.. but they attack a policestation... kinda lame story in the movie but it was ok...

Why do niggers have white on their palms and soles?
Because everyone has to have some good in them

AHAHAHHA!

How do you get a black man down from a tree?
Cut the rope

Whats the most confusing day in harlem? Fathers day.

whats orange and hangs in my backyard? My damn nigger and ill paint him any colour I want.

but seriously, I dont like black jokes cuz as a kid my best friend was black... but then my dad sold him.





tee hee

Q: How do you baby-sit a black baby?

A: Lick it's lips and stick it to the wall.

HAHA thats classic.

ah man I couldn't read half of this for a while cos I was crying with laughter.

EDIT:: I'm readin tightrope.cc too lol these are coming off in near the same order

hahaha

I love afroamericans...


I mean niggers

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"Don't git me
wrong now,
I just love all
the Niggers.
Hell, I think
every white boy
should own
a dozen!"


Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

How do u save a drowning nigger?
You don't.

oh this cracked me up..

Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?
A: Warden

LOLOLOLOL!


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CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat

and extension on the one I posted earlier -

What do you call a white guy surrounded by
* Three blacks? A victim.
* Twenty blacks? Coach
* Thirty blacks? Quarterback
* 200 blacks? Warden

Haha, lovin' this thread...

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MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.

[quote=gman,Nov 30 2005, 10:22 PM]

Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.

That's my fav.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?

A: The brains of the outfit.

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Q: What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
A: Gifted.

Q: What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 150?
A: A tribe.

Why cant pakis play football?

Because everytime they get a corner they build a shop..

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