28 November 2005, 19:00 UTC#1
No more kisses, only blowjobsQUOTE
SAGUENAY, Quebec (AP) -- A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday.
Christina Desforges died in a Quebec hospital Wednesday after doctors were unable to treat her allergic reaction to the kiss the previous weekend.
28 November 2005, 19:03 UTC#2
HAHAHA, fucking hell you have to be one unlucky bastard for that to happen, the boyfriend will never find anyone, ever.
28 November 2005, 19:04 UTC#3
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28 November 2005, 19:05 UTC#4
QUOTE(Joe. @ Nov 28 2005, 08:03 PM)
HAHAHA, fucking hell you have to be one unlucky bastard for that to happen, the boyfriend will never find anyone, ever.
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Meh just nobody with a penut allergy. It's pretty sick though, his mouth must have been packed with penut butter when she kissed him. Eeew...
28 November 2005, 19:05 UTC#5
What? like he was still chewing... Image file not present in the recovered backup
28 November 2005, 19:06 UTC#6
Fuck that, he wont ever get anyone, he'll get wrecked for life, even more than pube smoking. Who could live that down?
28 November 2005, 19:07 UTC#7
This story is every possessive parent's wet dream.
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28 November 2005, 19:07 UTC#8
Pube smoking? I did that
28 November 2005, 19:07 UTC#9
Nah not rele, a girl I was kinda seeing is fully allergic to nuts like that bad and it was like a tiny tiny little trace can fuck her up. When she blew me off I so contemplated eating a snickers and then her face, but alas. I did not.
28 November 2005, 19:10 UTC#10
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 07:07 PM)
Pube smoking? I did that
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Thats nasty man, what on purpose?
28 November 2005, 19:12 UTC#11
QUOTE(Joe. @ Nov 28 2005, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 07:07 PM)
Pube smoking? I did that
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Thats nasty man, what on purpose?
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For a fettish, he filmed it too. His girlfriends into that shit
28 November 2005, 19:13 UTC#12
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Nov 28 2005, 08:12 PM)
QUOTE(Joe. @ Nov 28 2005, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 07:07 PM)
Pube smoking? I did that
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Thats nasty man, what on purpose?
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For a fettish, he filmed it too. His girlfriends into that shit
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Well I'm into his girlfriend....literally.
28 November 2005, 19:13 UTC#13
It was a hunt task
EDIT: Sam don't be talking bout my trina
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QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Nov 28 2005, 07:13 PM)
QUOTE(sam[gomp)
,Nov 28 2005, 08:12 PM]
QUOTE(Joe. @ Nov 28 2005, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 07:07 PM)
Pube smoking? I did that
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Thats nasty man, what on purpose?
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For a fettish, he filmed it too. His girlfriends into that shit
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Well I'm into his girlfriend....literally.
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What is it with you tonight rob? I don't even know who you are any more
28 November 2005, 19:14 UTC#15
I'm your father. How you like them apples?
28 November 2005, 19:14 UTC#16
that...sucks.
28 November 2005, 19:15 UTC#17
Maybe she just ate M&M's..
Unless the article has proof it was the boyfriend..
28 November 2005, 19:17 UTC#18
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 08:15 PM)
Maybe she just ate M&M's..
Unless the article has proof it was the boyfriend..
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Lol dude if her nut allergy is that serious I'd doubt she's casually be munching on some MnMs. Let's face it, cause of death is 'Being A Slutty Penut Butter Muncher'.
28 November 2005, 19:17 UTC#19
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Nov 28 2005, 07:15 PM)
Maybe she just ate M&M's..
Unless the article has proof it was the boyfriend..
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Yer but it would be boring if she just died normally, you gotta jazz it up a bit, now its nearer a murder, and fucking funnier.
28 November 2005, 19:17 UTC#20
Serves her right for being underage and unholy
28 November 2005, 19:17 UTC#21
QUOTE(Yates @ Nov 28 2005, 02:14 PM)
that...sucks.
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28 November 2005, 19:19 UTC#22
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Nov 28 2005, 07:17 PM)
Serves her right for being underage and unholy
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Underage? It was a kiss......don't think theres anything in the bible about that.
28 November 2005, 19:20 UTC#23
Maybe she was fed up with being a nut-hater so she bought M&M's as a suicide attempt...
28 November 2005, 19:21 UTC#24
3rd testament 3:30
and god said, let no underage unholy girls kiss unless it art with me.
see man, it's all there.
28 November 2005, 19:21 UTC#25
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Nov 28 2005, 07:21 PM)
3rd testament 3:30
and god said, let no underage unholy girls kiss unless it art with me.
see man, it's all there.
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lmao.....wish there was a third testament
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The more I think about it. The more it is unfunny.
28 November 2005, 19:22 UTC#27
QUOTE(Joe. @ Nov 28 2005, 07:21 PM)
QUOTE(sam[gomp)
,Nov 28 2005, 07:21 PM]3rd testament 3:30
and god said, let no underage unholy girls kiss unless it art with me.
see man, it's all there.
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lmao.....wish there was a third testament
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It's called the book of sam
10 quid for the hardback
8 for the paper back...
pm me for details
28 November 2005, 19:24 UTC#28
yeah a couple days ago everyone was tlaking about that at work.
pretty fucked.
28 November 2005, 19:26 UTC#29
QUOTE(Rikki @ Nov 28 2005, 07:24 PM)
yeah a couple days ago everyone was tlaking about that at work.
pretty fucked.
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Work? God damn I swear you were like 14.
28 November 2005, 19:28 UTC#30
I think he's like 17 Image file not present in the recovered backup 12 days younger than you Mono Image file not present in the recovered backup
