14 April 2008, 19:48 UTC#28,921
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 14 2008, 10:46 PM) [snapback]479828[/snapback]
QUOTE(DEX @ Apr 14 2008, 03:44 PM) [snapback]479822[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 14 2008, 10:42 PM) [snapback]479818[/snapback]
With hours of tedious work, yes.
I double dare you.
I'm inept. I wouldn't know where to start.
Edit - Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to do anything, that's all Matt/G.
But I double dared you.
14 April 2008, 19:49 UTC#28,922
Alright. Everyone's sigs and posting ability is about to get fucked up. Because that's really all I know how to do.
14 April 2008, 19:50 UTC#28,923
sweet.
14 April 2008, 22:01 UTC#28,924
haha not long got back from a four hour work shift.. found out that I was supposed to go in to work on my work based college course at 10:30am, apparently they sat there for half hour wondering where I was... wouldnt mind so much but they got two mobile numbers and a house phone number for me lol.. and to make matters worse I gotta call up the college people to explain why I wasnt there today, the fuckers were meant to come see us once a month it's been once in six, maybe I should give them shit for that?
14 April 2008, 22:12 UTC#28,925
14 April 2008, 22:42 UTC#28,926
stop posting the onion god damn it
14 April 2008, 22:45 UTC#28,927
Never. The Onion is the greatest thing on the internet. There, I said it. I will not stop.
14 April 2008, 22:49 UTC#28,928
what about maddax?? or how ever it is spelled
14 April 2008, 22:51 UTC#28,929
Maddox. He's funny, but The Onion has so much more to offer. Archives going back to 97'. Literally thousands of articles, and each one is hilarious. Just pick any random article and you'll laugh.
14 April 2008, 22:52 UTC#28,930
maddox was back in 97 also. but what ever, ill let you slide on this one just cuz you introduced me to radiolab
14 April 2008, 22:57 UTC#28,931
My point is, The Onion's archive outnumbers that of Maddox by exponential numbers. They don't even compare. The Onion has a team of writers/artists while Maddox has himself. The Onion updates DAILY with minimum 15 interesting/funny articles, while Maddox updates twice annually nowadays and just bitches about something, then goes back into hiding. He's very funny, his writing is awesome and I love his stuff, but The Onion offers more and continuously offers more every day.
Check out The Onion News Network videos or their Radio Network audio segments. They're all so well done and plain funny.
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They were particularly disconcerted by the figures in Nogroski's third paragraph, which begins "How do otters survive? Here are some facts about that."
"He didn't even say how they survive," Glass said. "He was just like, 'Otters are about one to 1.2 meters long. Otters' whiskers are about three inches long.'"
"I know!" Swain said. "It's like, 'Hey Mike, how do sea otters survive?' 'Dur. I'm Mike. Sea otters survive by being one meter long.'"
"Hey Mike," LaMott added. "What do sea otters eat? 'Dur, I'm Mike. Sea otters have whiskers that are three inches long. Also, I don't bathe and my jacket is acid-washed.'"
"His mom drives a Honda," Glass added.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/3098814 April 2008, 23:03 UTC#28,932
15 April 2008, 00:27 UTC#28,933
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lulz think we lost something else in the big made fuckup of 2008?
15 April 2008, 00:59 UTC#28,934
I think that was like that before the big catastrophe.
15 April 2008, 01:06 UTC#28,935
15 April 2008, 06:24 UTC#28,936
just found out a few days ago that I'm starting to get coital headaches. man, this sucks.
15 April 2008, 09:19 UTC#28,937
That's fucking shit.
15 April 2008, 09:23 UTC#28,938
15 April 2008, 11:30 UTC#28,939
Quote of the day from my Philosophy of Mind professor discussing unconscious behaviour:
"And I definitely think fiddling with who-knows-what is something that everyone is into."
15 April 2008, 12:11 UTC#28,940
Does anyone else here like Shaggy?
Just found his album in my CD collection, blew the dust off and ripped it to the computer, now im jiving like theres no tomorrow...
Im either very sad or very cool...
15 April 2008, 12:29 UTC#28,941
Just recieved my offer from uni telling me I got in (upon passing an english test in july but pfft whatever, I do what I want!) but w00tage.
15 April 2008, 12:32 UTC#28,942
Well done man and good luck. :-)
Which uni is it anywho?
15 April 2008, 12:35 UTC#28,943
University of Leeds, same as Liam.
15 April 2008, 12:40 UTC#28,944
im outta cigarettes and clucking for one.. but I gotta wait in the house for a fuckin phone call, cant even leave for five minutes in case they call me in the duration
15 April 2008, 12:41 UTC#28,945
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Apr 15 2008, 01:35 PM) [snapback]479996[/snapback]
University of Leeds, same as Liam.
Ah right awesome, what you doing there then?
15 April 2008, 12:43 UTC#28,946
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Apr 15 2008, 01:29 PM) [snapback]479992[/snapback]
Just recieved my offer from uni telling me I got in (upon passing an english test in july but pfft whatever, I do what I want!) but w00tage.
well done man, congrats!
15 April 2008, 12:55 UTC#28,947
QUOTE(Fuzzy Mannerz @ Apr 15 2008, 01:41 PM) [snapback]479998[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Apr 15 2008, 01:35 PM) [snapback]479996[/snapback]
University of Leeds, same as Liam.
Ah right awesome, what you doing there then?
interdisciplinary science for a year then going into masters physics
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QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Apr 15 2008, 01:29 PM) [snapback]479992[/snapback]
Just recieved my offer from uni telling me I got in (upon passing an english test in july but pfft whatever, I do what I want!) but w00tage.
well done man, congrats!
TY dewd
15 April 2008, 13:05 UTC#28,948
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Apr 15 2008, 02:29 PM) [snapback]479992[/snapback]
Just recieved my offer from uni telling me I got in (upon passing an english test in july but pfft whatever, I do what I want!) but w00tage.
Fucking sweet man, get nice and lashed this weekend to celebrate
Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup15 April 2008, 13:15 UTC#28,949
yeah about that. was meant to be out but I just got hit with a massive fine from the bank for going over my overdraft so I can't afford to go out
fucking halifax blow.
15 April 2008, 13:24 UTC#28,950
Ah gayyyy. Well, maybe a small glass of orange juice and pack of crisps instead to celebrate?
& anyone who knows Scott's band Canterbury, they've got a free download on their MySpace. Thought I'd spread the word 'cause I think they're the bollocks.
