Tell HGF Things

Wonder why I'm a virgin?

freakinc fms (12:35:47 AM): reason I don't talk to you on the phoen is cause I can tell your lying
freakinc fms (12:35:52 AM): then I feel dumb
freakinc fms (12:35:56 AM): then I feel hang uppy
freakinc fms (12:36:46 AM): imagine me like a pimp
freakinc fms (12:36:50 AM): but timid chipmunk
freakinc fms (12:36:55 AM): who gets all the chicks
freakinc fms (12:36:59 AM): but needs encouragement
freakinc fms (12:37:06 AM): and money for his child support
freakinc fms (12:38:35 AM): but for real
freakinc fms (12:38:39 AM): everything that I do wrong
freakinc fms (12:38:43 AM): is your fault
freakinc fms (12:38:48 AM): so find out what you need to work on harder

I see some PE clips in here

Elliot, you know about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GIoZAdSQE

Thats so much better than I thought it was going to be haha.

Mazin.

yeah taht was ace

I just had a poo, and it seems to have taken on qualities of what some may call a 'Floater'.



Fuck sake, the thing wont go away!!!

Just put toilet paper down there to cover it up and walk away.
There you go....It's not your problem anymore.

giving bono a run for his money eh

Bad news for He Is Legend fans - http://sputnikmusic.com/news.php?newsid=5636&genreid=4

I'm sure all of the He Is Legend fans will be devastated. I suspect they'll both email the band.

That's fucking awesome. I was on their site 2 days ago watching the Aspire and Hummer Cam videos. Miss those guys.

wilbur lsd riders ya???

filter? awesome, I like filter.

Sick.
I recently learned that my dad has been using my toothbrush!
Apparently he has been using that one since we got it and insists that he has always been blue!
AND now I'm having haunting images of my dad eating out my mum and of course going to the bathroom to brush his teeth after that nasty ordeal.




errg.

lol

You want to like...talk about it?

Anyone watch that rudetube thing? They didn't include the fucking grape lady as a decent viral video, fucking outrage.

I just got a call from Mike the Canadian... Those canuck fucks are drunk

He fucking called me again, I talked to him for an hour...fucking hilarious shit

wubv u wes il cal u again prob., and oh ray

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

algorithmPos_Or_Neg
the_number isoftype Num
Print("Enter a number:")
Read(the_number)
if (the_number > 0 ) then
Print("Positive")
elseif (the_number < 0) then
Print("Positive")
else
Print("Zero is neither positive nor negative")
endif
endalgorithm // Pos_Or_Neg

Yeah, sorry Mike our convo was so brief. I was trying my damn best to beat Halo 3 in one sitting with a friend.

New sig. I wanna get the xbox live thing, but I bought the xbox and account from a friend and I think I have to have his email and pass.

I want you to call me but my battery has gone

Those school ID sigs are old school, Mike. Oh yes, and that picture is pretty much lame.

yeah that was bollocks, I hadn't seen half those virals and they all sucked.

koston eat your heart out
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I realllly wanna buy a nintendo ds. I bought my gf phoenix wright for valentines day and its sooo good.

You fucking bet it is nigger. I need to get the latest one.

I am getting a ds this week I think. I don't really have the money but fuck it, Tom's rich.

Fucked, maybe one of the dudes from Pickled Eggs submitted some of his own content but I doubt it.