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Yeah, it's shitty that you couldn't attend the college you wanted to because of him....But hey, you're having just as much fun at ASU as you would have had up there...

It's been boxed 'n read for a month.

Edit: Why your dad back out? Was it cause you butt sexed Wesely?

im probably having more fun than I would up there



sweet, I can schedule a pickup for today. should be anywhere from about 4 to 6.

he backed out for no reason at all. when I was in my senior year in high school, I didnt give a fuck about school and was close to failing. he told me that if I graduated high school he would pay for any college I got accepted to. so basically I just wanted to get the fuck out of arkansas, so I picked that college. came back from orientation with the tuition costs and my dad said he wasnt going to pay it. so I had to find a cheaper alternative and stay in arkansas for school. even though I know he has the money to pay for the other school, he wont because then my mom would find out how much his company is making, and because of their divorce he doesnt want her to know about any of that. so me and my mom filed an audit of his company.

I bet the audit will show he isn't making much, then you look into his embezzling ventures.

Either way you can't let money taint family. Shitty situation though.

its not the money tainting the family, its him being really shady supporting me, even though he can. the audit will come up saying he is making a shit ton. I know this for a fact.

You know more about him than me so I don't know what I'm talking about.

You should try and get up here though, can party 'n shit.

yeah, I want to get up there sometime soon. dont know when that will be though.

Fedex will be ringing your doorbell from anywhere around 12 to 3 tomorrow.

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print this barcode shit, then have it ready with the box.

Hey nick this is totally hypothetical.

But since you hate your old man you mind if I make some deliveries with his account?

Just throwing it out there.

aha im so baked

check this

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Zoe Callens
Today at 4:28pm
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who is this plz? as a little confused 2 who u r

K
Today at 9:20pm
at primary school I remember running round the classroom and pulled your chair out from underneath you and you fell and smashed your chin on the table and I got fucked cause of it cause you thought you had broken your jaw haha and you used to live round the corner from me and everyone on the estate used to throw soap at you and your brother cause you were so scatty and I threw some soap at your brother and it bounced off his head and went over a 12ft fence and we were all convinced that you had dirt forcefields. plus we used to make you brother (zjan?) where his firemens helmet and stand against the wall whilst kicking a football at him as hard as we could. and your dad built you that gokart and everyone loved your family for like 5 minutes and that was like the best time of your life.

remember me?

Zoe Callens
Today at 9:21pm
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omg yeah your a proper wanka blockin u idot bue

Zoe Callens
Today at 9:22pm
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bubbi, if ne1s scatty its u luk at u minga bye

Zoe Callens
Today at 9:22pm
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twat features

K
Today at 9:30pm
ahahahahahah fuckin yeeeeeessssssssssss

havent you been knocked up you fucking scag have a facking wash else ill be bringing the fuckin soap and bucket round

Zoe Callens
Today at 9:32pm
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omg your a psyco honestly your like a proper wiredo
im gunna have 2 go now your wastein my time wat a loser bubbi minga oh n I luked at your pics your a minga




and this was with her sister

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Zaylie Callens
Today at 9:29pm
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ergghhhhh I rem u fuckin state, u still a psyco twat u were like the wiredest person in our street u were like proper fucked up

K
Today at 9:34pm
hahahahahahahhaaaaaaa you fucking scab, look and the state of you you dirty fucking scarab. look at your stupid alienlike scatty face. who the fucks been fiddling with your janky eyes! haha look at them you look like youve been skullfucked!
hows your brother with his gimpy made up name? zjhan is it? were your parents on the PCP lattes again?

HAVE A FUCKING WASSHHHHH

Zaylie Callens
Today at 9:35pm
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err ill tell u wat u dnt fucking no me, I didnt even go gampton school.
fink u shud get a life
u skete

Zaylie Callens
Today at 9:38pm
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LEARN TO SPELL U DICK!
who the fuck is zjhan
who the fuck r u 2 give shit I dnt even know u my sis snet the 1st message wtf

K
Today at 9:39pm
yeah cause I lived round the corner from you on the estate or could you not see me cause you were rubbing shit in your eyes or whatever your family did to try and clean yourselves?

who got knocked up?

K
Today at 9:39pm
was it zjhan? did zjhan get knocked up?

I love how all the English people use the word "proper" a lot

Edit: Who wants to give me 5-10 bucks

nah dude. its tempting I know, but he checks up on that shit alot, and I got permission to use his account for this. if anything funny besides this pops up, he will cancel the shipment, and redirect it to his place and keep whatever you ship.

heres a random question for the american lot....what the fuck is a sloppy joe?

a delicious sandwich.

I think it's ground up beef with some sauce on it.

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im not going to lie, that looks like vomit..

Sloppy joe's are fucking amazing.

I want to go to a foreign country with you guys. Fuck falling in love and getting married. Let's all just rent a place and be fucking G's.

yeah, well....so are luke warm baths.

That line made me lol.

fuck me, co-op this afternoon was balls. got in a order of over $10,000 worth of oil,air, etc filters, plus a rim order and another order, and had to go through it all, and then, stack over 20 some tires onto the rack.

I need to get paid for this shit...

anyone seen this before lol
www.sourpatch.org

Can I get one of those?

I hate you.

lol

damn kane, I read that set of messages from you and those 2 girls. I would never last in the UK, that is some harsh vocab. I didn't understand half the shit I was reading, besides skag and wash.

hahaha, just watch some shitty british tv (not the good kind we used to have 10/15 years ago) and you'll pick it up

LOL @ KANE!

Work now.

THat message session was pure gold.. Nice job buddy.

I found a goddamned nokia n95 today, which retail for about 1600, so what did I fucking do? Ranf the guy and told him I found his phone, and then to make it worse, when he came and picked it up, he wanted to give me a hundred dollars and a bottle of wine, but I turned it down.
Seriously... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I hate having a conscience....

lol at the norwegian ski troop getting interviewed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSmDFX2JgFM

and how the fuck do you embed this shit