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post #24,811
23 December 2007, 11:13 UTC#24,811
Luke spunked over my leg yesterday.
So I spunked over his back.

Came out with hot water though.

Your towel idea involving an iron was a shit idea luke!
post #24,812
23 December 2007, 11:14 UTC#24,812
QUOTE(jimzy @ Dec 23 2007, 12:13 PM) [snapback]458432[/snapback]

Luke spunked over my leg yesterday.
So I spunked over his back.

Came out with hot water though.

Your towel idea involving an iron was a shit idea luke!


Nothing to do with me, was the input from atleast 3 groups of people me and phil verbally raped.

Edit: y you go!?!?! Also, did you like our barricade of your taxi? haha
post #24,813
23 December 2007, 11:31 UTC#24,813
HAHA the taxi man was going, "shall I run them over" and was laughing.
We had a nice chat about life :happy:

Didn't wanna stay out to long as I have my "Other Christmas" today.
post #24,814
23 December 2007, 11:51 UTC#24,814
QUOTE(jimzy @ Dec 23 2007, 12:31 PM) [snapback]458435[/snapback]

HAHA the taxi man was going, "shall I run them over" and was laughing.
We had a nice chat about life :happy:

Didn't wanna stay out to long as I have my "Other Christmas" today.



lol.

Me and my taxi driver had a chat about life too, bless them.

post #24,815
23 December 2007, 18:09 UTC#24,815
wow so many posts today...
post #24,816
23 December 2007, 18:12 UTC#24,816
I'm gonna get so fucking drunk this new year.
post #24,817
23 December 2007, 18:26 UTC#24,817
aren't we all :happy:
post #24,818
23 December 2007, 18:27 UTC#24,818
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 23 2007, 07:12 PM) [snapback]458453[/snapback]

I'm gonna get so fucking drunk this new year.


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I'm finally done with presents for this year, and dear god I forgot how bad I suck at wrapping them.
post #24,819
23 December 2007, 18:29 UTC#24,819
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 23 2007, 07:12 PM) [snapback]458453[/snapback]

I'm gonna get so fucking drunk this new year.


I would be but everythings so expsensive, need a party.

Alos, jamie, ironing on a paper towel over the wax worked fine for me, did you try....turning the iron on?
post #24,820
23 December 2007, 18:31 UTC#24,820
Jimzy's avitar is the greatest.
post #24,821
23 December 2007, 18:39 UTC#24,821
QUOTE(Skipper @ Dec 23 2007, 08:29 PM) [snapback]458459[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 23 2007, 07:12 PM) [snapback]458453[/snapback]

I'm gonna get so fucking drunk this new year.


I would be but everythings so expsensive, need a party.

Alos, jamie, ironing on a paper towel over the wax worked fine for me, did you try....turning the iron on?


Pfft, I'm going to Mike n Joe's house party. It'll be swa-heeet!
post #24,822
23 December 2007, 21:50 UTC#24,822
skipper come to ours.
post #24,823
23 December 2007, 23:52 UTC#24,823
Just finished watching Season One of Prison Break (again) with my brother, now I just gotta wait until sexmouse for Season Two.

R4 TOMORROW.
post #24,824
24 December 2007, 01:20 UTC#24,824
Met the Gilby brothers (makers of rollin with the nines and rise of the footsoldire) again at a party on wednesday.

Got chatting to Will gilbey and he might use my company for a short film he wants to make which is damn cool, he gave me his phone number and email addresse.

Just emailed him....fingers crossed.
post #24,825
24 December 2007, 01:27 UTC#24,825
sweet dex, hope it goes through
post #24,826
24 December 2007, 02:31 UTC#24,826
Cheers man, so do I.
post #24,827
24 December 2007, 04:41 UTC#24,827
QUOTE(DEX @ Dec 23 2007, 10:20 PM) [snapback]458513[/snapback]

Met the Gilby brothers (makers of rollin with the nines and rise of the footsoldire) again at a party on wednesday.

Got chatting to Will gilbey and he might use my company for a short film he wants to make which is damn cool, he gave me his phone number and email addresse.

Just emailed him....fingers crossed.


So you went down on him for how long?
post #24,828
24 December 2007, 05:29 UTC#24,828
im helping to build a skatepark/show venue..
might get some office space too

sould be sick this upcoming year..
nuff said, more details later
post #24,829
24 December 2007, 12:54 UTC#24,829
Some quite Milfish chick was chatting me up Saturday night, she had just been divorced, she was like early 30's but hot. She was chatting to me for ages, and is like come dance with me, come on im a great dirty dancer. And started lifting her dress up and shit to show me lol. But im like sorry love, im working cant leave the bar and so on...

Anyway, she goes and tells me she'll be back in a bit then I dont see her for like an hour.Next thing I know im going to toilet and bouncers are walker her out, im like whats going on? Then this dirty Paki guy walks out of toilet with another bouncer, zipping up his trousers. She looked at me and was like im soooooooooo sorry. Lol.

Apparently the bouncers walked in just as he was putting his cock in her. :p Slag... lol.
post #24,830
24 December 2007, 12:57 UTC#24,830
Send her my way please.
post #24,831
24 December 2007, 12:59 UTC#24,831
How about I send myself?

Or you just come LEEDS like ASAP!
post #24,832
24 December 2007, 13:09 UTC#24,832
never fear, me and joe will be up in the new years sometime to yorkshire fist you.
post #24,833
24 December 2007, 13:12 UTC#24,833
QUOTE(made @ Dec 24 2007, 01:54 PM) [snapback]458603[/snapback]

Some quite Milfish chick was chatting me up Saturday night, she had just been divorced, she was like early 30's but hot. She was chatting to me for ages, and is like come dance with me, come on im a great dirty dancer. And started lifting her dress up and shit to show me lol. But im like sorry love, im working cant leave the bar and so on...

Anyway, she goes and tells me she'll be back in a bit then I dont see her for like an hour.Next thing I know im going to toilet and bouncers are walker her out, im like whats going on? Then this dirty Paki guy walks out of toilet with another bouncer, zipping up his trousers. She looked at me and was like im soooooooooo sorry. Lol.

Apparently the bouncers walked in just as he was putting his cock in her. :p Slag... lol.


Euggggggggghhhhh. I hate those seedy paki/iraqi/turk guys that just hang around looking for the most whored 'n floored whores and I make it my mission the entire night to wind them up as much as possible. In the flares down here one wouldn't leave me alone saying that he was my girlfriend or something until I coloured his face in with a blue marker so that he looked like a smurf, although he had dark skin and just made him look really really black. Later on I saw him trying to get with this fat biker woman who was with what looked like her husband, he was just literally on her back like a backpack hahahaha :D
post #24,834
24 December 2007, 17:18 UTC#24,834
QUOTE(mono @ Dec 23 2007, 10:50 PM) [snapback]458495[/snapback]

skipper come to ours.


For reals?!?!?

Would be an idea, where u guys live?
post #24,835
24 December 2007, 17:35 UTC#24,835
Got a reply from Will Gilbey. Looks like he will go for it. Which is cool. Still waiting to find out what he thought of my trailer.
post #24,836
24 December 2007, 18:24 UTC#24,836
Anyone here know if you can look at hgf on a mobile? is there a special web addresse Id have to type in because the normal one doesnt work.
post #24,837
24 December 2007, 18:35 UTC#24,837
I've been to HGF on a MotoQ once. Just used the normal URL though.
post #24,838
24 December 2007, 19:01 UTC#24,838
I got on on a PSP and it worked for me.
post #24,839
24 December 2007, 20:12 UTC#24,839
QUOTE(Skipper @ Dec 24 2007, 06:18 PM) [snapback]458624[/snapback]

QUOTE(mono @ Dec 23 2007, 10:50 PM) [snapback]458495[/snapback]

skipper come to ours.


For reals?!?!?

Would be an idea, where u guys live?

Yeah man, fo sho. We live in Maidstone.

You need to get to Maidstone East or Maidstone West station, doesn't matter which. :smile:
post #24,840
24 December 2007, 21:32 UTC#24,840
just lifted jackass 2.5 from best buy

EDIT: it has bouns stunts in it, was it not a DVD of deleted stuff?