Tell HGF Things

While I was working at Wal-Mart me and my friend scoped some dude getting fellated in his car.

We told the boss she was giving him "oral pleasure" he got all serious and went "A BJ? Jeeze, hmm I don't know how we should handle this."

"Want me to tap on the window?"

"Yeah go do that"

By the time I got back over there though they had left.

agreed..
ever since this girl went to chicago..

sucks, but eeaaye, I can find another bitch

I can't, my school is a sausagefest, I'm basically fucked in that department.

check your street corners?
yeah might cost ya some, but once its outta your system, its worth it, haha

the sex will only last a little while, but the STDs will last a lifetime.

True that

go on facebook
and look for hot singles in your area
theres GOT to be someone with a vag there...

I was editing our new mixup and my editing program froze. GAY

Fuck work.

Where's Marc Mason at, Matthew?

Were both moving to this new house, at the moment it doesnt have internet. I'm not totally moved in till the 1st of next month. So im still using my net at home. But we should have it at our new place within the next week.

mine does that...well the video will freeze and I just have 2 restart the program..it will be all ssaved tho

Well, tell him Miss him.

Will do, he might actually be on tonight as he has gone to Manchester to see his GF.

Our new place is gorgeous, anyone is welcome to come up for a night out.

You living just the two of you?

Yup.

Ah, I see An Audience With The Most Unfunny Comedian Alive is on TV tonight.

ugh, gotta start work on this 2000 word essay for my gender and genre class and study for my cinema exam...the later should be easy but the essay is gonna suck the ballsack.

I went to a mates house last night and sunk a few (too many) cold ones, which doesn't help the cause either. Oh well, nothing like a good dose of aspirin and codeine can't fix.

just found out my buddys band is gona be on bodogs battle of the bands

The alliteration in that sentence is something to be admired.

praise the lord and pass the ammunition..good song

on anther note, my team got bombed this weekend in the tourney, im pissed cuz I couldn't play it sucks being sick

Agreed.

One of my uncle's bands is going to be in that Bodog thing too.



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I got refused access to the air & breathe niteclub in dartford, kent last night due to wearing trainers and not shoes... fuck them they are a shitty club anyways

air breathe

lol that sucks man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NRtHx4YZN0



sond familiar?

naamaraja

update: I have my intro and two paragraphs in my body. Grand total of 837 words. I'm doing well considering I've been dicking around here and youtube all day.

Bazariah, it's fucked when you get refused entry, just move on and go somewhere else. I can't count the number of places that have denied me for being too drunk and/or stoned, not wearing the right shit, the 'club's too full' or just cos' the bouncer feel like being a cunt. I hate 80% of the places I've ever been or tried to get into.

Reminds me of this conversation I had at uni a few months back

dumb bitch: "Oh, on the weekend me and *insert other dumb bitches names* went to CQ, it's real 'beautiful peoples' club you know"
Me: "Yeah, so how did you guys get in?"
*brief awkward silence*
dumb bitch: "Fuck up Ross"
Me: *laughs with everyone else at dumb bitch being pwned*
dumb bitch: *walks off in anger*

Maybe I was a tad harsh....but I was right , so very right. I can't stand ugly people who think they're top shit.

I wouldnt have minded at all realy man, it was just by that point the people I was with were allready inside since I was outside smoking a joint.. worst thing was the fact we'd left a sweet pub and I was gonna go back there but they refuse entry after 11pm

and the pub we were at originally was full of fitt half naked bitches, and the birds serving were only wearing underwear, it was the first time in my life I was happy to wait 20 mins for a drink