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You obviously need to better evaluate your priorities Image file not present in the recovered backup

Having sex or having big balls? Sex all the way Image file not present in the recovered backup

Ian is lurking again.

yup

You need big muscles to have sex?

Sucks to be you

I haven't fucked a chick yet, but damn I look fucking alright and I don't have small equipment that I need to over compensate for.

So there is no need to use steroids to get big muscles, I could work out every day for a couple months and be set. Either way I can't believe you'd risk your cock and balls for fucking quick muscles lol.

Apparently in Newport (a town right next to my hometown of Tuckerman) There's a man acting as a police officer, and whenever he stops you..He asks for your license and then snatches your wallet and drives away.
At least it's not as bad as the last guy to impersonate a police officer...He would stop you and then rape you

haha thats epic,

That man deserves a high five.


Don't do it man, just keep realistic goals and you'll eventually get to where you want to. Do you take any supplements?

cIRcle you say?

I recognise that style

what you doing this wekend?

You're ginger and have a complex where you sweat profusely lol. You suck.

one time at work somebody left a tote of chicken blood under the sink for a few hours.. when I found it the blood had turned think and yellow and smelled like a dead mans asshole

I'm back in Pene-Town collecting various packages with various GOMP filming accessories.

I'm eating a pizza which is like 80% cheese. :0

Your head is a chromosome cluster fuck only a mother could love.

Defend that and I'll give you medal.

It's also the south down here, might explain the sweat (you guys don't have heat in Britain?).

Ha, Arkansas's weather is bipolar... I swear to god
One day it was freezing and the next day its hot as fuck

With the occasional tornado.

Did you fucking watch that shit? It like went from West Siloam right over Siloam Springs and into Gentry.

Fucking weird, my brother thinks we have a force field due to all the churches.

Ha, I didn't notice that
I haven't watched the news/weather in forever.
It's not a force field because of the churches...
Even the weather knows not to fuck with the Cantus

No one ever buy the Full Throttle natural energy drink in the green can. It tastes like liquid ass.

anyone can hit me up with a good mp3 mixing software for mac? nothing too fancy. few effects, easy to use.

ableton live

wam also known as windows audio maker

Dude, I know, I wish I could have warned you.

I've become a connoisseur of energy drinks this year, because if I don't consume some sort of caffeine in the morning I tend to fall asleep while sitting straight up in Calculus.

I'm came across some drinks that weren't that great, but god damn. I think they made it some sort of sick joke.

I might need a viatmin b12 shot...lack of iron in my system

on a good note, 2,600 posts woot, and im going to bed double woot

Man im fucking hammered!

Who wants to be a mod?

First 3 get it. Till I wake up and de-mod you that is.

Haha, I should be modded regardless of your drunkeness.

I want to be a mod for a few hours!!!

in before "nothing fucks the cantus"
can I be a mod number 3?

We finished work at 5am and the '24' bar closed as soon as we got to it

The first thing that comes to my mind about Arkansas is Bill Clinton. About him, is the statement "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky". Since we know that they had oral sex, the conclusion is that oral sex in not a sexual relation.