post #17,881
08 February 2007, 00:02 UTC#17,881
Hayoo!
edit: yes Marc is my hero
edit: yes Marc is my hero
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post #17,882
08 February 2007, 00:07 UTC#17,882
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Feb 7 2007, 11:59 PM) [snapback]419125[/snapback]
Holy hell man, did they just hack it out of your pancreas and that was that?
pretty much; only found it cause I fell over and ruptured it splitting it in two inside me. was waiting in A&E with stomach pains for about 45 mins then I collapsed a spewed a fuckload of blood.
next thing I know im drinking some radioactive shit (which took me almost an hour to drink a pint of cause I couldn't keep anything down) for a CT scan. then I had an ultrasound. then another CT scan and an MRI and Xrays.
eventually found whatever the fuck it was; rushed into surgery. 17 hours later. I wake up feeling like shit and having a big unhappy face on my stomach. : ( [:=nipples (=scar ]
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Feb 7 2007, 11:59 PM) [snapback]419125[/snapback]
Any chance of it coming back?
Very doubtfull. got fully discharged about two years ago. went back for ultrasounds and xrays every 6 months for 6 years. (this all happened when I was twelve over christmas (yes I spent christmas day in hospital thinking I was gonna die!). well now I bin given the all clear although along the way I did find out I have a liver disorder called gilberts syndrome which if it progresses can trun my skin bright yellow (like jaundice)
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Feb 7 2007, 11:59 PM) [snapback]419125[/snapback]
You know what I hear helps to keep pancreatic cancer away is drinking yourself stupid 4 nights a week.
that and plenty of sex.
QUOTE(mako @ Feb 8 2007, 12:02 AM) [snapback]419127[/snapback]
You're so lucky marc, pancreas cancer its the worst right? you are a hero <3
yeah its pretty bad as far as I know. I aint no hero though. guy that cut that shit outta me and left nothing behind when the tumor was split into a bazillion pieces.he is a hero.
GOD DAMN that took a while to type. but there you go. the last 8 years of my life in a few paragraphs with some shit missed out.
post #17,883
08 February 2007, 00:12 UTC#17,883
Well, you're a marvelous man and I'm happy to know you over an internet forum 
I've had to drink that radioactive stuff before. It's called Barium and the stuff is fucking intolerable, there's only like 4 ounces of it but the fucking cup weighs about 9 pounds. It's thick and disgusting and my excrement looked like chalk.
I've had to drink that radioactive stuff before. It's called Barium and the stuff is fucking intolerable, there's only like 4 ounces of it but the fucking cup weighs about 9 pounds. It's thick and disgusting and my excrement looked like chalk.post #17,884
08 February 2007, 00:19 UTC#17,884
WELL I SAW THE FUCKING SCAR IN NEWQUAY!!! I R00L!
post #17,885
08 February 2007, 00:19 UTC#17,885
yeah thats the shit.
post #17,886
08 February 2007, 00:57 UTC#17,886
Marc did I get very emotional about this when you told me in Newquay I'm sure I did. I think you told me before mind but I have some horrible immage in my head of me hugging you and saying you were my best friend or something similar.
And in other news I bought an albumn today and I didn't know any of the songs on the back bar one of them. Listening to it now I recognise about 80%
And in other news I bought an albumn today and I didn't know any of the songs on the back bar one of them. Listening to it now I recognise about 80%
post #17,887
08 February 2007, 01:25 UTC#17,887
Fan-fucking-tastic. In my state of extreme illness I've now developed insomnia. :|
post #17,888
08 February 2007, 01:45 UTC#17,888
FYI Otago is a hole.
post #17,889
08 February 2007, 01:57 UTC#17,889
My dad grew up in Otago
post #17,890
08 February 2007, 02:02 UTC#17,890
Im still waiting for my dad, he went for cigarrettes.. I think he left Guatemala years ago, but my mommy says that its not true
post #17,891
08 February 2007, 02:11 UTC#17,891
I will father you Mako.
post #17,892
08 February 2007, 02:12 UTC#17,892
Excellent. you put a smile on my face again
post #17,893
08 February 2007, 05:38 UTC#17,893
He'll put more than a smile on your face
post #17,894
08 February 2007, 07:07 UTC#17,894
post #17,895
08 February 2007, 07:21 UTC#17,895
QUOTE(Rico @ Feb 8 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]419195[/snapback]
ahahaha. saw on myspace...some of the replies to that video were lolz.
post #17,896
08 February 2007, 07:23 UTC#17,896
QUOTE(mono @ Feb 8 2007, 08:21 AM) [snapback]419197[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rico @ Feb 8 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]419195[/snapback]
ahahaha. saw on myspace...some of the replies to that video were lolz.
haha yeah no shit
post #17,897
08 February 2007, 07:35 UTC#17,897
MIKE, you going school? I say fuck it, too much snow?
post #17,898
08 February 2007, 07:40 UTC#17,898
boo you. we didnt get any snow yet
anyone seen the new lost?
anyone seen the new lost?
post #17,899
08 February 2007, 07:45 UTC#17,899
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Feb 8 2007, 08:40 AM) [snapback]419207[/snapback]
anyone seen the new lost?
No, I couldn't find it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
post #17,900
08 February 2007, 07:47 UTC#17,900
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 8 2007, 08:45 AM) [snapback]419208[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Feb 8 2007, 08:40 AM) [snapback]419207[/snapback]
anyone seen the new lost?
No, I couldn't find it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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LOL.
post #17,901
08 February 2007, 07:56 UTC#17,901
hah 
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haha 
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haha post #17,902
08 February 2007, 08:23 UTC#17,902
QUOTE(Opinionated Joe @ Feb 8 2007, 09:35 AM) [snapback]419206[/snapback]
MIKE, you going school? I say fuck it, too much snow?
Is snow unusual in England?
We have a mild winter here, only saw about half inches of snow this winter, but only for half a day. This January was 6.5 Celsius warmer than the average here. I saw there is freezing cold in the north of USA and Canada. Flooding in Indonesia. I guess we fucked it up with the fosile fuels, too much co2 goes into the athomsphere, the weather system is broken already and will go out of control...
post #17,903
08 February 2007, 08:35 UTC#17,903
I have to poop so badly that I'm afraid that it will all come out as a flock of birds if I stand up. And I'm in school Image file not present in the recovered backup
Any suggestions about what to do?
Any suggestions about what to do?
post #17,904
08 February 2007, 09:24 UTC#17,904
British Sexual Fantasy Research results:
"Just over 90 per cent of the country defines itself as heterosexual, and 3 per cent defines itself as homosexual"
"Of course, if one includes the self-defined “bisexual” individuals, as well as that small but still marked percentage of people who would regard themselves as “undecided”, then we have a somewhat higher percentage for whom homosexuality may be a serious option: 8 per cent rather than 3 per cent."
"Contrary to what one might imagine, a very large percentage of British adults admitted having no sex at all at the present time. As many as 18 per cent of contemporary Britons do not currently engage in sexual behaviour with a partner, which translates to approximately 8.1 million people. "
"As many as 32 per cent of British adults could be classified as low sexual frequency (less than once a month) practitioners, 44 per cent as medium sexual frequency(between once monthly and twice weekly) practitioners and only 19 per cent as high sexual frequency (three times a week or more) practitioners. "
"In terms of heterosexual behaviour, the British Sexual Fantasy Research Project data reveals that the average British heterosexual male will have had actual sexual contact, defined as “oral sex”, “vaginal sex”, “anal sex” or any combination thereof, with an average of 15.64 women during his lifetime. The typical British heterosexual female will have will have had comparable sexual contact with an average of 14.56 men during her lifetime. "
"In fact, approximately 1.8 million British adults will have had sexual contact with more than 100 partners during their lifetime. Although nearly two million adults will have had intimate genital contact with over 100 other people, the vast majority of Britons have only one sexual partner in any given calendar year, with men averaging 1.18 partners per year, and women somewhat more loyal at an average of 0.7 partners per year. "
"The average Briton will have had his or her first full sexual encounter at the age of 17 years, two months and two weeks. We can observe an historical cultural shift in British life, in that the average Briton of more than 50 will have lost his or her virginity at the age of 17.66; whereas the average Briton under 30 will have done so one full year earlier at 16.62."
"Those over 50 do have regular sexual experience, but not as many times each week as they would have done during their twenties, thirties and forties. "
" Of those aged between 18 and 29, 12 per cent will have had oral sex outside a steady relationship. For those aged between 30 and 50, the figure rises to 20 per cent, and for those aged 51 and older, 19 per cent will have engaged in extra-partnership oral sex."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle1334618.ece
Hah, another weird article about man boobs:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle1334483.ece
"Just over 90 per cent of the country defines itself as heterosexual, and 3 per cent defines itself as homosexual"
"Of course, if one includes the self-defined “bisexual” individuals, as well as that small but still marked percentage of people who would regard themselves as “undecided”, then we have a somewhat higher percentage for whom homosexuality may be a serious option: 8 per cent rather than 3 per cent."
"Contrary to what one might imagine, a very large percentage of British adults admitted having no sex at all at the present time. As many as 18 per cent of contemporary Britons do not currently engage in sexual behaviour with a partner, which translates to approximately 8.1 million people. "
"As many as 32 per cent of British adults could be classified as low sexual frequency (less than once a month) practitioners, 44 per cent as medium sexual frequency(between once monthly and twice weekly) practitioners and only 19 per cent as high sexual frequency (three times a week or more) practitioners. "
"In terms of heterosexual behaviour, the British Sexual Fantasy Research Project data reveals that the average British heterosexual male will have had actual sexual contact, defined as “oral sex”, “vaginal sex”, “anal sex” or any combination thereof, with an average of 15.64 women during his lifetime. The typical British heterosexual female will have will have had comparable sexual contact with an average of 14.56 men during her lifetime. "
"In fact, approximately 1.8 million British adults will have had sexual contact with more than 100 partners during their lifetime. Although nearly two million adults will have had intimate genital contact with over 100 other people, the vast majority of Britons have only one sexual partner in any given calendar year, with men averaging 1.18 partners per year, and women somewhat more loyal at an average of 0.7 partners per year. "
"The average Briton will have had his or her first full sexual encounter at the age of 17 years, two months and two weeks. We can observe an historical cultural shift in British life, in that the average Briton of more than 50 will have lost his or her virginity at the age of 17.66; whereas the average Briton under 30 will have done so one full year earlier at 16.62."
"Those over 50 do have regular sexual experience, but not as many times each week as they would have done during their twenties, thirties and forties. "
" Of those aged between 18 and 29, 12 per cent will have had oral sex outside a steady relationship. For those aged between 30 and 50, the figure rises to 20 per cent, and for those aged 51 and older, 19 per cent will have engaged in extra-partnership oral sex."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle1334618.ece
Hah, another weird article about man boobs:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle1334483.ece
post #17,905
08 February 2007, 09:47 UTC#17,905
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08 February 2007, 11:11 UTC#17,906
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Feb 8 2007, 11:23 AM) [snapback]419213[/snapback]
QUOTE(Opinionated Joe @ Feb 8 2007, 09:35 AM) [snapback]419206[/snapback]
MIKE, you going school? I say fuck it, too much snow?
Is snow unusual in England?
Nowadays yes, especially in London.
post #17,907
08 February 2007, 11:11 UTC#17,907
QUOTE
FYI Otago is a hole.
What makes you say that?
QUOTE
My dad grew up in Otago
Whereabouts?
post #17,908
08 February 2007, 12:21 UTC#17,908
Dunedin? I think that's in Otago.
post #17,909
08 February 2007, 15:42 UTC#17,909
Liam and Joe > General RAAM on Insane.
post #17,910
08 February 2007, 15:45 UTC#17,910
Luke > Turning down the difficulty from Hardcore to normal on general RAAM.