Tell HGF Things

Ha ha, Mako's a baby. I have to shave every 2 hours, otherwise I trip over my uni-brow. I mean beard.

I had to have a day off school to go to the hospital, but they just called up and said my docotr is away today sorry- so I get a free day off.

hell I only breed my beard cause I like food in it. always good to have a snack with you. ye know just incase I was stranded somewhere. I could live for a couple of days off the food in my beard

also good for hiding small children.

lol^
I can relate to that


Anyway, off to a cruise to Sweden in a couple of hours wooowooowoooo!!!!

WOOOWOOOWOOOO!!!!! SO AM I!! WHAT A COINSIDENCE!

Ian: "Dude, don't even."

ooooh guess who got himself a nu J O B

I am now in chanrge of arranging NHS patient transport vehicles for people who can't get to hospital n stuff.

wooo. pay aint bad either

ALSO:

I have a working copy of UT2004 now. woo I can stop playing UT2K

Clocked Lumines.

Well cleared base mode anyways.

Bitches.

new sig

DUDE!

And bring me a copy!

Just passed my theory, just had to walk in there they saw who I was and was like just take the certificate.

Sure.

I knnow. cool aint it

also I would bring you a copy tomorrow night but seeing as my dvd writer wont write to dvd's External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.homegrownforums.com/style_emoticons/emoticons1/whoops.gif(yeah gay I know. trying to fix it but just gonna get a new one for 20 quid) I can't as the file is three n a half gig.

Slam it on your external dude. Bring it in. I'll bring my Laptop and DVD writer in.

mmkay ill do that then

What's the official name for that job out of interest?

Mental patient transport police.

erm to be honest I find out tomorrow. I would imagine something along the lines of executive in charge of patient transport. or patient transport advisor or patient transport agent. something like that. ill let you know tomorrow


hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. have a look. buy it if you want

I am fucked. Been in pub since 11:35. Came back to get changed, I'm out again. Later hgf

hehehehe noice. see ya round buddy-o

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Haha what the shit, Marc? That's just funny right there.

I GOT WITH A FUCKING POLE DANCER AND I'M MEETING HER NEXT SATURDAY. I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE

I will take her from you Rob. Take her.

A man walks into a bar and says to a guy sitting alone " I bet you I can have sex with any girl in this bar!'" the other man replies " how's that then?"

"BECAUSE IM A RAPIST!!!"


LAWL!

Man walks into a bar.

Bar blows up.

Man: I'm a muslim.

These are all true. No shit.


1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a
lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are
2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in
lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search
for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning
their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane,
just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th
cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

A couple of them are bullshit.

Which'n's?