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post #17,041
22 January 2007, 21:14 UTC#17,041
Put a rubber band around your balls. Then lunge to the left, (THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU LUNGE LEFT!) then place right hand fore-finger into your anal passage. Then with your left hand pinky draw the star of David on your head and scream Jumanji. You will see the speed increase rapidly.
post #17,042
22 January 2007, 21:17 UTC#17,042
have you made sure the maxuim upload speed is set to 1,is speeds mine up and I use utorrent
post #17,043
22 January 2007, 21:17 UTC#17,043
QUOTE(made @ Jan 22 2007, 10:14 PM) [snapback]413733[/snapback]

Put a rubber band around your balls. Then lunge to the left, (THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU LUNGE LEFT!) then place right hand fore-finger into your anal passage. Then with your left hand pinky draw the star of David on your head and scream Jumanji. You will see the speed increase rapidly.


:laugh: :laugh:
post #17,044
22 January 2007, 21:21 UTC#17,044
listening to Drake Bell's (The Drake from Drake & Josh :tongue:) album.

is alright:biggrin:
post #17,045
22 January 2007, 21:24 UTC#17,045
You are gay.
post #17,046
22 January 2007, 21:30 UTC#17,046
^
post #17,047
22 January 2007, 21:32 UTC#17,047
QUOTE(jimzy @ Jan 22 2007, 10:21 PM) [snapback]413737[/snapback]

listening to Drake Bell's (The Drake from Drake & Josh :tongue:) album.

is alright:biggrin:

Jimzy? More like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUzy

amirite?
post #17,048
22 January 2007, 21:41 UTC#17,048
LolZ!
post #17,049
22 January 2007, 21:43 UTC#17,049
I take it its a good thing that I never heard of Drake & Josh before then? lol
post #17,051
22 January 2007, 21:52 UTC#17,051
Oh right its on Nick. Anything on nickelodeon is a big bunch of gay.

....Except spongebob.
post #17,052
22 January 2007, 22:17 UTC#17,052
Ah, Independence Day on Sky Two.

"Look at me, I look like a shlemiel. If I'd known I was gonna meet the president, I woulda worn a tie."

<3
post #17,053
22 January 2007, 22:19 UTC#17,053
DAVID!
post #17,054
22 January 2007, 22:23 UTC#17,054
Switched on the tellybox and the first thing I see?

*SMACK*
Will Smith - "Welcome to Earth!"
Me - "Fuck, I love this movie."
post #17,055
22 January 2007, 22:43 UTC#17,055
Man this is some hardcore shit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mCCaPUura0

I fucking wanna shit on the people that make this kinda shit, it puts a bad name on the rest of us. Especially when they label themselves as "Jackass" it pisses me off to fuck watching this bollocks. I hope they all grow out of it and realise its not funny its pathetic and that they should leave it to the truely dedicated non-jackass-wannabe homegrown groups whose independence is independent and unique.
Arghh it pisses me off so fucking much when people watch a homegrown video and they say "Oh like jackass" I just wanna punch out their eyes and say "NO!!! not like jackass for fuck sake, like a unique homegrown group!!!"

// Rant over.
post #17,056
22 January 2007, 22:46 UTC#17,056
They make their own cameras? why in the name of Pope Benedict they always have the most SHIT cameras on earth?

damn. they film with books or something?
post #17,057
22 January 2007, 22:52 UTC#17,057
QUOTE(mako @ Jan 22 2007, 11:46 PM) [snapback]413773[/snapback]

They make their own cameras? why in the name of Pope Benedict they always have the most SHIT cameras on earth?

damn. they film with books or something?


haha yeah.
Fucking people making the rest of us look like shit. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Sometimes I get sooo pissed off cos of all the bollocks on YouTube, they should put me in charge of a "Homegrown Stunts" section, all the shit I dont allow to be uploaded. mwahahaa
post #17,058
23 January 2007, 00:16 UTC#17,058
QUOTE(joanna @ Jan 21 2007, 11:03 PM) [snapback]413498[/snapback]

Haha no, I have a plastic stingray, and I put it in a tank.

Whatev. thought it was real, so we kept messing with her. haha



Haha, shut up! I wasnt the only one! :dry:
post #17,059
23 January 2007, 00:22 UTC#17,059
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jan 23 2007, 01:16 AM) [snapback]413820[/snapback]

QUOTE(joanna @ Jan 21 2007, 11:03 PM) [snapback]413498[/snapback]

Haha no, I have a plastic stingray, and I put it in a tank.

Whatev. thought it was real, so we kept messing with her. haha



Haha, shut up! I wasnt the only one! :dry:


Man I love these female members, maybe you should have a bitch-fight and film it, its always more fun to watch than guys fighting each other. lol :biggrin:
post #17,060
23 January 2007, 01:28 UTC#17,060
Where's Marc(mason) been? I misses him. People check the obituaries. My guess is alcohol poisoning.
post #17,061
23 January 2007, 01:32 UTC#17,061
"work sucks, (I know)"
post #17,062
23 January 2007, 01:34 UTC#17,062
Wow, never quote that band in my presence again. And how dare you bitch about work! You're on a laptop eating pizza.
post #17,063
23 January 2007, 01:40 UTC#17,063
no, I didn't eat any pizza today, I've been bored as fuck all day... getting ready to head home soon though.

and shut your mouth, you used to love blink-182 homo
post #17,064
23 January 2007, 01:41 UTC#17,064
Its something somethign here. My computer clock is probably in some random u.s time. 5.42 pm?
post #17,065
23 January 2007, 01:45 UTC#17,065
west coast time vode.
(weaks time)
post #17,066
23 January 2007, 01:51 UTC#17,066
Hmmh, wonder how much the klock is here then, around 3am I would say.

How much is the fish in the uk?
post #17,067
23 January 2007, 01:54 UTC#17,067
going home now, probably be on tomorrow morning, but doubtful. night cuties.
post #17,068
23 January 2007, 02:37 UTC#17,068
why does it still say I'm validating?????????????????????? sean or someone fix me :(
post #17,069
23 January 2007, 03:02 UTC#17,069
Dude, you're like the only one with that name. That's like unique to you man, I'd keep it.
post #17,070
23 January 2007, 03:20 UTC#17,070
I am keeping it, I just don't know why it still says I'm validating :(