Tell HGF Things

It means you're gay and get no real satisfaction from sex with females. Why did you even try to bed a woman, Dex, you told me you'd kicked that annoying habit!

Anyone wanna help?

I had some probs with my wireless network tht I use my 360 on, it was slow and then disconnected, set it all back up again, not quite sure wht I did....bu now it connects but its pretty slow, alot slower than before....also I think I reset windows firewall to its default settings as its asking permission for all programs to run again so I assume its windows firewall tht is slowing down the wireless conecction even though my interenet is fully ocnnected and the wireless connection says it has excellent signal strength. Any ideas?

bugger me. I didnt even know it was 4am :| been coding since 9pom
:S best get mesen to bed. night all.

loel @ that and loel @ your clocks

I feel so fucked, I spent 50 quid on drink last night.

Was it the best damn drink ever?

Last night I got a handjob from a girl so out of my league, I actually giggled.

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What's a meme?

A /b/ meme introduced last thursday in syntax error 2, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned laser, sometimes referred to as a 'niggerbeam' by the mentally handicapped. Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lasers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, Massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fucking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic nigger mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop.
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It's fairly obvious to anyone over the age of five - or someone of equivalent intellectual capacity - that humans do not in fact posess 'lazers' which can simply be fired from one's mouth at will, perhaps after an envigorating round of lazer chargin'. One must consider, however, just what the world would be like if we did all have niggerbeams of our own. While what this super crazy fun time future world of Universal Whoop may be like is open to speculation, we think it would be something like this:
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Clearly, lazers make the world a much better place.