post #15,331
12 December 2006, 19:02 UTC#15,331
nah not tonight.
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post #15,332
12 December 2006, 20:33 UTC#15,332
I just realized I lost my virginity on the same night that I watched Bumfights for the first time.
It's a sign that I didnt notice till now. Bangabum. I was meant to complete Bangabum. Its my destiny.
It's a sign that I didnt notice till now. Bangabum. I was meant to complete Bangabum. Its my destiny.
post #15,333
12 December 2006, 20:33 UTC#15,333
Some destiny.
post #15,334
12 December 2006, 21:33 UTC#15,334
lets dance with blood and shit all smeared around our lovely naked bodies!!!
post #15,335
12 December 2006, 21:39 UTC#15,335
Yaaaaayy!!! blood orgy!!!! blood orgy!!!
post #15,336
12 December 2006, 22:02 UTC#15,336
1. Go to LiveJasmin.com.
2. Enter a free chat. Selecting a room from "Girls" is prefered, though you may choose for the "Boys" room if you are a fag.
3. Direct the performer to "Put Shoe on Head." Most of these girls are from China or Russia or some other Communist country, so Engrish skills are a must.
4. The camwhores will try to entice you into giving them money by saying things like "I put shoe on head in pvt room bb." Don't believe that shit. They will give up the goods for free if you are persistent. Promising her you will pay for a private room if she puts shoe on head and then just calling her a stupid bitch and exiting the room is considered a fair and honest negotiation tactic.
5. If a shoe is not available, a keyboard, mouse, or other object is also acceptable. The more random the object, the greater the lulz.
6. Use whatever hacker skills you have to to capture the image as soon as she puts shoe on head. Pressing your PrtScrn button and then pasting into MSPaint is considered particularly l33t.
* Note - Although you will probably encounter your mom on the site, avoid getting shots of her. Everyone has seen everything she has to offer already.
2. Enter a free chat. Selecting a room from "Girls" is prefered, though you may choose for the "Boys" room if you are a fag.
3. Direct the performer to "Put Shoe on Head." Most of these girls are from China or Russia or some other Communist country, so Engrish skills are a must.
4. The camwhores will try to entice you into giving them money by saying things like "I put shoe on head in pvt room bb." Don't believe that shit. They will give up the goods for free if you are persistent. Promising her you will pay for a private room if she puts shoe on head and then just calling her a stupid bitch and exiting the room is considered a fair and honest negotiation tactic.
5. If a shoe is not available, a keyboard, mouse, or other object is also acceptable. The more random the object, the greater the lulz.
6. Use whatever hacker skills you have to to capture the image as soon as she puts shoe on head. Pressing your PrtScrn button and then pasting into MSPaint is considered particularly l33t.
* Note - Although you will probably encounter your mom on the site, avoid getting shots of her. Everyone has seen everything she has to offer already.
- encyclopediadramatica.com
post #15,337
12 December 2006, 22:04 UTC#15,337
lmao, somebody do that this instant.
post #15,338
12 December 2006, 23:05 UTC#15,338
Planning to go filming this weekend. Finally.
post #15,339
13 December 2006, 04:22 UTC#15,339
QUOTE(vode @ Dec 12 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]404303[/snapback]
lmao, somebody do that this instant.
post #15,340
13 December 2006, 04:32 UTC#15,340
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This roof was dodgy as fuck. Super big holes.
OPIUM PISS MACHE
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This roof was dodgy as fuck. Super big holes.
OPIUM PISS MACHE
post #15,341
13 December 2006, 04:34 UTC#15,341
Nice one man, that looked like a really rough spot to stand. That's badass work considering the circumstances.
post #15,342
13 December 2006, 05:37 UTC#15,342
Wow, 55 posts in one day. That's the most for me so far. I'm such a spammer.
post #15,343
13 December 2006, 09:28 UTC#15,343
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Dec 13 2006, 08:37 AM) [snapback]404528[/snapback]
Wow, 55 posts in one day. That's the most for me so far. I'm such a spammer.
dont state the obvious
post #15,344
13 December 2006, 10:42 UTC#15,344
I just got a new job. Im looking forward to telling my current boss to go fuck himself.
post #15,345
13 December 2006, 10:45 UTC#15,345
That aint the mobile distribution thing is it? :0
post #15,346
13 December 2006, 10:46 UTC#15,346
Nah, I work as a contractor for that company.
post #15,347
13 December 2006, 18:17 UTC#15,347
We got some friends in the US who wanna do some Graff for In Harms Way. Just waiting on some footage so we can tie it in with what we got so far. 
post #15,348
13 December 2006, 18:30 UTC#15,348
Work again tonight. 
post #15,349
13 December 2006, 18:36 UTC#15,349
Man, you always work. Why don't you go to University or something? Make something of yourself! Lazy bum.
post #15,350
13 December 2006, 18:41 UTC#15,350
Haha, I cant be arsed yet. Gunna bum about a couple more years first. I could be assistant manager of the nightclub I work at in a couple of months. But I seriously dont wanna.
post #15,351
13 December 2006, 18:44 UTC#15,351
Assistant Manager=More Work, fuck that man, you'll get more money, but you'll be unhappy. Can't buy happiness man! Oh well, to each his own, I suggest going to school though, you know you'll be better off than being AM of a nightclub 
p.s.- I just pm'ed you.
p.s.- I just pm'ed you.
post #15,352
13 December 2006, 18:47 UTC#15,352
Oh iv'e done all my education man. I'm 20. Done college and shit. Got my quals and all that. Its like £1500 a month though if I take the assistant manager posistion if im offered it of course. Would hurt to do it for abit to get cash. I would do less work actually.
PM'd you.
PM'd you.
post #15,353
13 December 2006, 18:51 UTC#15,353
Well, I'm 19 and still in college, it's different over there, I forgot. Either way, with all your education done, you should have a better job than a nightclub, especially with yo' web skillz.
post #15,354
13 December 2006, 18:52 UTC#15,354
You're 19?!
post #15,355
13 December 2006, 18:54 UTC#15,355
I could have a better job, my aunt is trying to hook me up with this sweet job. I just cant be arsed moving on at the moment. Maybe next year.
post #15,356
13 December 2006, 18:55 UTC#15,356
Yar...and...in college? I was just saying...I didn't realize you guys would be done with college over there when you're 20...when I've just started and won't be done until I'm like 22.
post #15,357
13 December 2006, 19:09 UTC#15,357
I'll be done when I'm like 25 or 26
But I'm going for a master's degree at a university
But I'm going for a master's degree at a university
post #15,358
13 December 2006, 19:13 UTC#15,358
Ill be ready when im 27 or 28 fucking sucks
But yeah im allso going all out for the master's degree
fucking sucksBut yeah im allso going all out for the master's degree
post #15,359
13 December 2006, 19:49 UTC#15,359
Yeah, I'm just getting a Bachelor's in Education, but if I want the big bucks, I'll have to go til' I'm 25 to get my Masters.
post #15,360
13 December 2006, 19:52 UTC#15,360
I'm gunna be fat forever!! :0