05 December 2006, 19:54 UTC#15,031
Yargh, it really was funny as hell to see that fucking wanker.
+4 points for using British slang!
05 December 2006, 19:56 UTC#15,032
Yeah, but -2 because it was forced.

05 December 2006, 19:57 UTC#15,033
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Dec 5 2006, 08:41 PM) [snapback]402249[/snapback]
I just spent the last ten mins pmsl at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkRDjNy3BgHaha, I remember the original video as that.... just as great.
05 December 2006, 19:57 UTC#15,034
Still +2 for the day.
You chav!
BOO YA! Going for the big bonus, tossers.
And there it is.
05 December 2006, 20:04 UTC#15,035
Speaking of accents:
QUOTE
u think your funny yall sound like a bunch of morons with that horrible thing yall call an accent..I am not fat..im chubby with a little belly fat ok..fuck off
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rob
Date: Dec 5 2006 11:09 AM
You're not pregnant? You mean you're just carrying one person's weight in that gigantic bubble of obesity? I'd be careful going anywhere near Japan, they're not paying much attention to anti-whaling laws recently.
Stupid british? You can talk! Eating your own weight in small children doesn't sound too bright, but here you are! Obviously you must have swallowed your Harvard diploma. And Harvard itself.
Reply:
QUOTE
You complain about the way I talk when you say yall? What, you grow up herding pigs or something? Did they make you feel like part of the gang?
And if we're talking about something horrible, let's talk about you waistline. 'A little' chubby? You're 'a little' delusional. Hippos would laugh at your weight.
Oh well. Take comfort in the fact that fat people never find love. You'll have to grab the only sex you can from paying weirdos who get their kicks fucking the pregnant. Either that or get into filming bestiality movies. Stick a tail on you and you could be a passable cow.
This is fun!
05 December 2006, 20:10 UTC#15,036
I exceeded my daily limit!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I wanna fight back.

05 December 2006, 20:29 UTC#15,037
Who is this?
05 December 2006, 20:30 UTC#15,038
QUOTE(corus. @ Dec 5 2006, 11:29 PM) [snapback]402270[/snapback]
Who is this?
This
beast that we've all decided to wreck for some reason I can't even remember.
It's fun, give it a go!
05 December 2006, 20:33 UTC#15,039
She called Jem fat lolololol.
05 December 2006, 20:35 UTC#15,040
Jem is fat.
05 December 2006, 20:41 UTC#15,041
losing two credits.
05 December 2006, 20:43 UTC#15,042
QUOTE
Laugh. Cos you're thousands of miles away and too big to fit on a plane.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=110855053&MyToken=09ffa4c6-9f0b-4088-8407-7a1de9c61a60'>chelsea</a>
Date: Dec 6 2006 04:45
ya how about I punch u in the face..what u gna do then huh faggot
EDIT: lol quick reply
QUOTE
You're too big to fit on my country.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=110855053&MyToken=09d6bb8d-900d-4908-9742-eb214c372335'>chelsea</a>
Date: Dec 6 2006 04:47
welll if I did get over there id punch u in the face
05 December 2006, 20:47 UTC#15,043
QUOTE(corus. @ Dec 5 2006, 11:35 PM) [snapback]402274[/snapback]
Jem is fat.
Don't provoke us. You've witnessed what's happened to this gobby bitch.
I don't want you to become a victim too.
05 December 2006, 21:02 UTC#15,044
I have one word for all the british cricket fans: PWNED
bah...no one here probably cares.
05 December 2006, 21:14 UTC#15,045
The British suck at sports.
EDIT: Except of course Sam Dodge, but everyone knows he was genetically engineered and modelled after what a shark would be like in human form, and therefore is not technically British.
05 December 2006, 21:38 UTC#15,046

Sam is Samoan.
UUUUUMAAAGAAAAAA!
05 December 2006, 21:46 UTC#15,047
That's some funny shit Rob, keep it going.
05 December 2006, 22:06 UTC#15,048
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 5 2006, 11:30 PM) [snapback]402272[/snapback]
QUOTE(corus. @ Dec 5 2006, 11:29 PM) [snapback]402270[/snapback]
Who is this?
This
beast that we've all decided to wreck for some reason I can't even remember...
Here is a few:
"Occupation: sexy bitch "
"Books: I dont read "
05 December 2006, 22:10 UTC#15,049
HAI VODE
05 December 2006, 22:12 UTC#15,050
"FASTiNG (20/40) *S4P*" Anyone we knoes!?!
HAI JONES
05 December 2006, 22:16 UTC#15,051
Vode and j0nes, I'll see you guys at Bar Help in 20 minutes, yeah?
05 December 2006, 22:17 UTC#15,052
HAI TOM!
05 December 2006, 22:18 UTC#15,053
Yeah sure! TOM! I'll be there in 20! but vode&ben are still sleeping

05 December 2006, 22:18 UTC#15,054
HAI J0NES!!
05 December 2006, 22:32 UTC#15,055
You guys remember my hat, the one sam was allways using. It got stole a month ago, damn pikeys. I was giving lesson one of them and he whole goddamn family snatched my cap. I was so pissed. Seeing bouncer go on a powertrip on the pikey made me feel little better

05 December 2006, 22:40 UTC#15,056
What? a lesson? in what? in manors?
The bouncher kicked his ass then?
Whole family? what?
05 December 2006, 22:42 UTC#15,057
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 5 2006, 09:14 PM) [snapback]402288[/snapback]
The British suck at sports.
EDIT: Except of course Sam Dodge, but everyone knows he was genetically engineered and modelled after what a shark would be like in human form, and therefore is not technically British.
we are still kings at bar sports like dominoes, darts, pool, fighting(scratch that pub brawling), you know what I mean

05 December 2006, 22:46 UTC#15,058
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 5 2006, 10:14 PM) [snapback]402288[/snapback]
The British suck at sports.
EDIT: Except of course Sam Dodge, but everyone knows he was genetically engineered and modelled after what a shark would be like in human form, and therefore is not technically British.
What am I then?

And Vode I was so close to having that hat. We were leaving and when we went past your hotel I felt bad and gave it back to you. I wish I hadn't, it looked so much better on me!
05 December 2006, 22:51 UTC#15,059
Sam I remember that moment! you were so hungover

haha! ooooh good times!
Sam check the fanpic! ;D
05 December 2006, 22:52 UTC#15,060
In Newquay for the whole time we were there we were either drunk tipsy or hungover.