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post #14,941
04 December 2006, 16:26 UTC#14,941
I just did something amazing.

I gave blood.



Now I can pass on the super aids.
post #14,942
04 December 2006, 17:25 UTC#14,942
Why doesn't Windows Live Mail work with Firefox anymore..?
post #14,943
04 December 2006, 18:18 UTC#14,943
works fine in opera. get opera.


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post #14,944
04 December 2006, 18:29 UTC#14,944
Hey Marc I've been planning to make a fan pic to you for a while now cause I grew a similar beard that you have..and don't you tell me that you've shaved it! :)
post #14,945
04 December 2006, 19:12 UTC#14,945
got my uni results yesterday, fucking pwned it. 3 high distinctions and a distinction out of my 4 subjects for last semester. Yes I'm a nerd.
post #14,946
04 December 2006, 19:17 UTC#14,946
QUOTE(benCKa @ Dec 4 2006, 06:29 PM) [snapback]401837[/snapback]

Hey Marc I've been planning to make a fan pic to you for a while now cause I grew a similar beard that you have..and don't you tell me that you've shaved it! :)

nope :happy: still got me beard :happy: matt will attest to this whhen he gets back from drinking with me tonight :hapy:
post #14,947
04 December 2006, 19:26 UTC#14,947
Hmm.. I'm not sure where to throw this .. so im going to write it here ^_^

Basically I'm being bullied by a over weight bellie..


http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...94-37f77fa47070


I just wondered if you guys were bored.. and if so.. wouldnt mind sending a few hate mails her way..

She's annoying the hell out of me! and will NOT leave me alone!

Oh ..and she gets angry when I give her URL out.. so watch out for the violent words she may send your way if you add her (y)
post #14,948
04 December 2006, 19:28 UTC#14,948
Of course, we can always abuse a fat bird.
post #14,949
04 December 2006, 19:30 UTC#14,949
QUOTE(Opinionated Joe @ Dec 4 2006, 08:28 PM) [snapback]401867[/snapback]

Of course, we can always abuse a fat bird.


<3
post #14,950
04 December 2006, 19:30 UTC#14,950
Before I send her the myspace message equal of a dead puppy's head, what exactly has she said to you?
post #14,951
04 December 2006, 19:34 UTC#14,951
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 4 2006, 08:30 PM) [snapback]401870[/snapback]

Before I send her the myspace message equal of a dead puppy's head, what exactly has she said to you?



Theres alot.. I'll just quote a bit of it..

She just wont leave me alone!

Picture comments she left me are :
"December 4, 2006 11:15 AM
get your fatass pics off..your discusting and ugly I wanna rip that lip ring out bitch "

"December 4, 2006 11:16 AM
u can see your belly rolls through your shirt ther tubby tubby...and my boobs are bigger and better so stfu "
post #14,952
04 December 2006, 19:35 UTC#14,952
Added, but I dunno if she septed.
post #14,953
04 December 2006, 19:38 UTC#14,953
Sent a message:

Subject: Chelsea_likes_cheese huh?

Body: no shit. I can tell that just by looking at that battleship of a belly. Look you may be thrilled about your pregnancy, but don't post disgusting pictures of your bulk over the internet. Nobody deserves to see that. You corpulent fuck.
post #14,954
04 December 2006, 19:41 UTC#14,954
Haha "corpulent fuck" that's a pretty good insult. In other news, I have finals all this week and they're a real bitch. Plus, this thread's almost to 1,000 the first thread to break 1,000 pages. A real landmark for the Forums :biggrin: Anyone want to host the kegger/coke/meth party in celebration? I would, but I'm getting new carpet in my house.
post #14,955
04 December 2006, 19:44 UTC#14,955
yeah sure. everyone round my house this erm.. friday?
post #14,956
04 December 2006, 19:45 UTC#14,956
I'll be there, hopefully we can get all 5,407 registered members in your house. Even the perverts that just sign up for the porn, it'll be like an all you can rape buffet.
post #14,957
04 December 2006, 19:45 UTC#14,957
boo what a meanie! I feel sorry for the fatbird trying to make herself feel better by bullying a hot girl! silly silly battleship... she'll sink.. just a q of time...
post #14,958
04 December 2006, 19:48 UTC#14,958
I raped her on the DR account.
post #14,959
04 December 2006, 19:57 UTC#14,959
Subject: "Hey Sexy!!"

Body: Is what I would be saying to you if you weren't such a rotund disgusting hog.

You make me ill.
post #14,960
04 December 2006, 19:57 UTC#14,960
Ah, the DR account. The perfect vehicle for total soul-crushing, with little to no repercussions for yourself.

QUOTE(cIRca @ Dec 4 2006, 10:57 PM) [snapback]401886[/snapback]

Subject: "Hey Sexy!!"

Body: Is what I would be saying to you if you weren't such a rotund disgusting hog.

You make me ill.


lmao.
post #14,961
04 December 2006, 20:05 UTC#14,961
QUOTE(cIRca @ Dec 4 2006, 08:57 PM) [snapback]401886[/snapback]

Subject: "Hey Sexy!!"

Body: Is what I would be saying to you if you weren't such a rotund disgusting hog.

You make me ill.



Hahahaha! x
post #14,962
04 December 2006, 20:05 UTC#14,962
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 4 2006, 08:57 PM) [snapback]401887[/snapback]

Ah, the DR account. The perfect vehicle for total soul-crushing, with little to no repercussions for yourself.

word.

Subject: Morbidly

Message: Obese.
post #14,964
04 December 2006, 20:23 UTC#14,964
"you know why someone hasn't shot you for being such a gross overusage of space....

they're scared the bullet might bounce off that shield of blubber and hit something that is a little more useful than you.

ye know, like a dog turd or something! "



"oooh are you hungry. try looking under those huges jowels of yours. you might find a half eaten snickers... or the family cat that everyone though had run away. either will do you I suppose "

""HEY FAT-ASS the government wanna use your ass as a nuclear testing ground. they say its the only thing that can absorb the blast and give accurate measurements in wobbles"



some generic insults I though of... use at will
post #14,965
04 December 2006, 20:39 UTC#14,965
Joe bring in my shoe next time you're in school please. I need them for my driving lessons.
post #14,966
04 December 2006, 22:36 UTC#14,966
Sure thing amigo.
post #14,967
04 December 2006, 23:10 UTC#14,967
QUOTE
Subject: Whats up sweet thang

Body: Thanks so much for killing my errection for the next few weeks. I showed your picture to a few girls I know and your gurth gave them a fucking weight disorder, there all now anorexic from fear of ending up like your fat bitch ass.

The only upside to your existance is that I have another fat person obituary to look forward to jerking off too (I do this because it sexual excites me to know that one less fat pig wont be molesting my vision with there presence).

Look forward to a life in which the only sexual satisfaction you will give is to blind people who will fuck the folds of your fat flesh un-knowing the grotesque pig they are getting there dicks so close too.

I sent your pics to the police to have you registered as a sex offender because you molested my eyes and I can't scrub away the shame.

Love Funk Master Steven.


The spelling probably sucks but, meh she dosn't deserve spell check.
post #14,968
04 December 2006, 23:25 UTC#14,968
Fucking great.

Lol at Jems picture comments, Im just waiting for her friend accept.
post #14,969
05 December 2006, 00:17 UTC#14,969
anyone fancy coming to this?

Dec 17 -- Nottingham: Rock City
Tickets £25. Talbot Street, Tel: 0871 3100 000 (box office). The Longest Day: SLF on at 10pm. with 8.30pm-9.30pm The Damned, 7.10pm-8.00pm Neville Staples (The Specials), 5.55pm-6.40pm King Kurt, 4.40pm-5.25pm The Selecter, 3.35pm- 4.10pm Goldblade, 2.30pm-3.05pm UK Subs, 1.30pm- 2.00pm Ska'd For Life.

Tickets available online from www.alt-tickets.co.uk/
post #14,970
05 December 2006, 01:16 UTC#14,970
I like beans..