14 January 2006, 14:57 UTC#1,381
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Jan 14 2006, 02:33 PM) [snapback]265786[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Jan 14 2006, 10:29 AM) [snapback]265784[/snapback]
I was thinking what the girl would like...

But Tom, didn't you say that was your favorite band?
dot dot dot
it's okay, I like them, well some of their stuff...
Yeah... but it's also what many girls like...
I don't have a vagina...

Just for the record I don't have a vagina. And 3DD are good.
14 January 2006, 20:01 UTC#1,382
my brother just puke on my (he's 4 months home)
also I have had my net cut at home, boo!!
14 January 2006, 21:31 UTC#1,383
QUOTE(The Milkman @ Jan 14 2006, 03:57 PM) [snapback]265801[/snapback]
I don't have a vagina
QUOTE(Chelsea @ Jan 14 2006, 02:33 PM) [snapback]265738[/snapback]
im hungary
im sweeden
14 January 2006, 22:04 UTC#1,384
I miss being able to go back and look at my old post from forever ago.
14 January 2006, 23:25 UTC#1,385
well this gonna be long but I don't care im to pissed off to care, will start from the beginning, I was meant to be going out for auntys birthday I was using my cousins id I've used it loads of times before so I know like the back of my hand, anyway I got to the door bouncer asks me for id so I show it to him he goes how old are I say 21! big mistake she's not 21 she's 22 he dosn't say anything about it, then he goes what your date of birth I know it so well 12/6/83 but I turn round and say 22/6/83 what a retard I am, so im screwing at this point cause they didn't let me in.
anyway so I go to another place were I know my mates are cause its her birthday its not that far bout 10 mins so I thought id get a cab, well it was the wierdo cab man I had last weekend that I invited on holiday with me cause I was pissed but it got me free cab journy, so he then trys to charge me £15 I was like fuck off you only took me down the road so I gave him a tenner, then I get to this place theres noone there it was hired out for a private party, I tried to work my way in just wasn't happen bouncer wouldn't let me lol,
right so by this point im proper pissed off so I thought im not getting conned out of a tenner again just to go down the road so I decided to walk, I've walked this plenty of times before but just happens to be the night I take the wrong turning leading me to no where so I have to walk all the way back again, then it gets even better im finally on the right route then I get paranoid thinking someones following me, so I walk faster I step off the curb and the heal on my shoe breaks, I was waiting for it to happen cause it felt like it was going to break, so I take them and walk the rest of the way home, and this is were I am now.
I know it's long but you don't have to read, and screw my spellings and punctuality, I really don't care!! Image file not present in the recovered backup
15 January 2006, 00:00 UTC#1,386
aw gutted. I still think I had a worse night. baby puke fuckin stinks!!!
but yeah sorry to hear about your shit tonight.

15 January 2006, 00:01 UTC#1,387
If it makes you feel any better my day was shit.
15 January 2006, 00:02 UTC#1,388
and all I flipping wanted was a drink and I still never got one
nope but screw it I getting tired now I could entertain myself by taking pictures but my batterys are dead so I can't do that im so bored.
15 January 2006, 00:04 UTC#1,389
I often find that TV kills time... or downloading..
15 January 2006, 00:05 UTC#1,390
yeah I usually find a good porno if I'm bored...
15 January 2006, 00:06 UTC#1,391
no cause the tv on my computer pisses me off it gets in the way I have nothing to download im to impatiant
15 January 2006, 18:09 UTC#1,392
Anyone got a good low light camera they wanna sell me seeing as Word seems to be ignoring my PM's asking bout his one he wanted to sell me
15 January 2006, 19:52 UTC#1,393
Frito is Spanish for 'friend'...
15 January 2006, 21:52 UTC#1,394
The Milkman Is Slovakian for 'Homosexual'...
<3
15 January 2006, 21:54 UTC#1,395
I just captured some crazy hotelroom footage from j0nes' camera
16 January 2006, 09:27 UTC#1,396
I will have the NYE footage sometime this year
P.S. Is it too early to start drinking?
16 January 2006, 09:46 UTC#1,397
no its to late
16 January 2006, 09:50 UTC#1,398
QUOTE(Ropey @ Jan 16 2006, 09:46 AM) [snapback]266722[/snapback]
no its to late
Damn Looks like another sober morning for womp
Image file not present in the recovered backup16 January 2006, 09:51 UTC#1,399
Normalement je mange pas sain.
woah french !!
16 January 2006, 10:05 UTC#1,400
Im realy in a state of distress.
16 January 2006, 10:14 UTC#1,401
QUOTE(LouZy Hero @ Jan 16 2006, 10:05 AM) [snapback]266727[/snapback]
Im realy in a state of distress.
Whats up mango?
16 January 2006, 22:49 UTC#1,402
Im really really fuckign depressed at the moment, in such a emo slit my wrist type mood.
16 January 2006, 22:50 UTC#1,403
I finished my maths homework
It was on inverse proportions :O
16 January 2006, 22:51 UTC#1,404
QUOTE(made @ Jan 16 2006, 10:49 PM) [snapback]267118[/snapback]
Im really really fuckign depressed at the moment, in such a emo slit my wrist type mood.
awww its ok baby , like I sed on msn , give things time .. and knife the guy
why the name change?
16 January 2006, 22:52 UTC#1,405
Confussed people.
Women...

16 January 2006, 23:06 UTC#1,406
I got a new sig.
16 January 2006, 23:19 UTC#1,407
I contravened the Criminal Damage Act of 1971 and got an £80 fine. Ironically it was worth it. All will be revealed tomorrow when the video is edited

17 January 2006, 02:57 UTC#1,408
QUOTE(nowhere @ Jan 16 2006, 11:19 PM) [snapback]267133[/snapback]
I contravened the Criminal Damage Act of 1971 and got an £80 fine. Ironically it was worth it. All will be revealed tomorrow when the video is edited

Ohhh boy... well its tomorrow and I dont see the video
Image file not present in the recovered backup17 January 2006, 08:15 UTC#1,409
I'm podting this off my hotel room tv snf I can barely readthBARELY READTHID TEXT.
17 January 2006, 09:11 UTC#1,410
I'm really fucking ill, and have just spent 20 minutes throwing up in a McDonalds toilet before walking up the road, back to my house. Fuck school today, I'm staying here and watching some porn.