post #8,731
08 July 2006, 14:05 UTC#8,731
pmsl!!!
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post #8,732
08 July 2006, 14:25 UTC#8,732
QUOTE(EVIL-WEBBY @ Jul 8 2006, 02:03 PM) [snapback]358115[/snapback]
im a chubby chaser
Oh yeah, cusion for the push'n and shit.
I'd get a FMS tat, the gift that keeps on giving.
post #8,733
08 July 2006, 14:31 UTC#8,733
well I have a lot of chubbs to chase
post #8,734
08 July 2006, 15:31 UTC#8,734
its my 20th in one week! 
post #8,735
08 July 2006, 16:00 UTC#8,735
also, this place is fucking slo o o o o o o o o w today....
get less of a life people!
get less of a life people!
post #8,736
08 July 2006, 16:11 UTC#8,736
QUOTE(EVIL-WEBBY @ Jul 8 2006, 02:03 PM) [snapback]358115[/snapback]
im a chubby chaser
kat will love that one
post #8,737
08 July 2006, 21:18 UTC#8,737
Just had my first swim of the year. Was refreshing as hell.
post #8,738
08 July 2006, 22:27 UTC#8,738
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 8 2006, 09:18 PM) [snapback]358247[/snapback]
Just had my first swim of the year. Was refreshing as hell.
just becuase it was at the all male athletic club pool, the one with the "cocks out" policy...
post #8,739
08 July 2006, 22:34 UTC#8,739
Cat Stevens is on the Radio. He is a magician of music.
post #8,740
08 July 2006, 22:38 UTC#8,740
Patfest in 2 weeks.
So what if im number two on the guest list.
*shades on*
Come on ladies.
So what if im number two on the guest list.
*shades on*
Come on ladies.
post #8,741
08 July 2006, 22:49 UTC#8,741
QUOTE(Oli @ Jul 8 2006, 10:38 PM) [snapback]358266[/snapback]
*shades on*
Take that back.
Or its number 59 for you.
post #8,742
08 July 2006, 22:51 UTC#8,742
NO PAT DONT TAKE MY ROYALTY OF NUMBER 2!!!!!
BIENG NUMBER TWO MAKES ME SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE!
*NY Cap and Boom box on*
Come on ladies, lets blow this joint.
BIENG NUMBER TWO MAKES ME SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE!
*NY Cap and Boom box on*
Come on ladies, lets blow this joint.
post #8,743
08 July 2006, 22:56 UTC#8,743
QUOTE(Oli @ Jul 8 2006, 10:51 PM) [snapback]358274[/snapback]
NO PAT DONT TAKE MY ROYALTY OF NUMBER 2!!!!!
BIENG NUMBER TWO MAKES ME SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE!
*NY Cap and Boom box on*
Come on ladies, lets blow this joint.
I'd like a:-
*Removes shades and apolgises to Pat for stealing one of his very few original sayings*
post #8,744
08 July 2006, 23:38 UTC#8,744
I play for the fearsome 1st XV South Otago High School rugby team .
post #8,745
08 July 2006, 23:40 UTC#8,745
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 8 2006, 10:18 PM) [snapback]358247[/snapback]
Just had my first swim of the year. Was refreshing as hell.
Im gunna go for a swim next week
post #8,746
08 July 2006, 23:42 UTC#8,746
QUOTE(tomm @ Jul 9 2006, 01:40 AM) [snapback]358311[/snapback]
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 8 2006, 10:18 PM) [snapback]358247[/snapback]
Just had my first swim of the year. Was refreshing as hell.
Im gunna go for a swim next week
In a frogs pond, or a sheeps trough?
post #8,747
08 July 2006, 23:45 UTC#8,747
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 9 2006, 12:42 AM) [snapback]358313[/snapback]
QUOTE(tomm @ Jul 9 2006, 01:40 AM) [snapback]358311[/snapback]
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 8 2006, 10:18 PM) [snapback]358247[/snapback]
Just had my first swim of the year. Was refreshing as hell.
Im gunna go for a swim next week
In a frogs pond, or a sheeps trough?
Sheep dip
Duh!
post #8,748
08 July 2006, 23:53 UTC#8,748
After spenind weeks finally gettin back a normal sleep pattern ofwaking up around 9, bed about 1, it last how long? 1 FUCKING DAY! I some how managed to fall asleep at 7 this evening and woke up just a while ago. So im up for to bloody night again. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #8,749
09 July 2006, 00:17 UTC#8,749
post #8,750
09 July 2006, 00:20 UTC#8,750
"fucking stuck to my FOOT!"
hahah, I love that kid.
hahah, I love that kid.
post #8,751
09 July 2006, 00:22 UTC#8,751
Woke up at 4 a.m. with some nasty stomache pains and had to piss.
Then I relized I also had to shit.
But I had the morning wood.
So I had to figure out which I needed more.
Ended up pissing in the sink, then sitting on the pot with my mahogany stick in the air while I did my deed.
Was on there for a fucking while to, smelled so bad I had to take a break then go back in and finish up.
Then I relized I also had to shit.
But I had the morning wood.
So I had to figure out which I needed more.
Ended up pissing in the sink, then sitting on the pot with my mahogany stick in the air while I did my deed.
Was on there for a fucking while to, smelled so bad I had to take a break then go back in and finish up.
post #8,752
09 July 2006, 00:24 UTC#8,752
I cant piss when I got a boner, anyone else feel the same?
post #8,753
09 July 2006, 00:25 UTC#8,753
Yup, common thing.
Thats a reason why you often get morning wood, stops you pissing yourself in the night.
Thats a reason why you often get morning wood, stops you pissing yourself in the night.
post #8,754
09 July 2006, 00:25 UTC#8,754
QUOTE(Word @ Jul 9 2006, 12:24 AM) [snapback]358342[/snapback]
I cant piss when I got a boner, anyone else feel the same?
It is definatly harder, but short of a plug in my wang I'm pissing no matter what state it is in.
post #8,755
09 July 2006, 06:06 UTC#8,755
I'm starting to notice that my neighborhood is becoming a popular place for young gay Mexicans to hang out. Apparently there are some gay clubs/raves around here or some shit. It's really gross...some dirty fuck came up to me the other day on the street and said "ooohh you sooo cute I looov eet" and got right in my face. Bah!
post #8,756
09 July 2006, 08:30 UTC#8,756
I am in pain. I think I have glandular fever and it was never actually tonsilitis. I could die. :|
Doctors tomorrow... again.
Doctors tomorrow... again.
post #8,757
09 July 2006, 08:34 UTC#8,757
Me and jamie went to some fuck off big house last night for a party. Full of little daddies boys trying to be rebels.
It was the biggest house ive ever been in, stupidly fucking big. The amount of land they owned aswell was a fucking joke. They had a fucking fireworks display!!!!! and we felt so out of place haha.
Party started off shit as we diddnt know many people and the snobby cunts kept to themselves but as the night went on people socialized and turned out to be a pretty good night.
It was the biggest house ive ever been in, stupidly fucking big. The amount of land they owned aswell was a fucking joke. They had a fucking fireworks display!!!!! and we felt so out of place haha.
Party started off shit as we diddnt know many people and the snobby cunts kept to themselves but as the night went on people socialized and turned out to be a pretty good night.
post #8,758
09 July 2006, 08:37 UTC#8,758
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jul 9 2006, 03:17 AM) [snapback]358336[/snapback]
haha he's a legend
post #8,759
09 July 2006, 09:17 UTC#8,759
QUOTE(Mono @ Jul 4 2006, 04:07 PM) [snapback]356587[/snapback]
only rob and liam will appreciate this.
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It's old, but I never saw it, mono, your a cock, I don't look that much like bungle, Im photoshopping you on a bird real soon.
post #8,760
09 July 2006, 09:19 UTC#8,760
I just took a mahoosive shit.