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post #7,441
13 June 2006, 17:53 UTC#7,441
I always wonder why Noel doesn't let anyone else listen to the phone. It's their fucking money at stake, he could just be bullshitting:

Banker - I'll offer them £7,000
Noel - Yeah, he says fifty quid, final offer, take it or leave it.

Or maybe it's just some porn hotline, he listens for a few seconds, makes up some number, then after the show he rushes into his changing room and furiously knocks one out.
post #7,442
13 June 2006, 17:54 UTC#7,442
QUOTE(Liam @ Jun 13 2006, 05:53 PM) [snapback]346376[/snapback]

I always wonder why Noel doesn't let anyone else listen to the phone. It's their fucking money at stake, he could just be bullshitting:

Banker - I'll offer them £7,000
Noel - Yeah, he says fifty quid, final offer, take it or leave it.

Or maybe it's just some porn hotline, he listens for a few seconds, makes up some number, then after the show he rushes into his changing one and furiously knocks one out.

HAHAHA :biggrin:
post #7,443
13 June 2006, 18:31 UTC#7,443
QUOTE(Mono @ Jun 13 2006, 04:27 PM) [snapback]346278[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Jun 13 2006, 02:16 PM) [snapback]346251[/snapback]

I dont even know what the world cup is. I honestly dont. I dont have TV and I hate sports.



It's a huge soccer tornament involving a load of teams. Every time it comes around, masses of England fans sit around pubs masturbating in hope that England will win again and brag on about how we won it 40 years ago.


I've turned on the TV to watch the news, and it was soccer on instead of the news programme. Just crazy.

BTW, here the average straight man sits in front of the TV, watching soccer, drinking beer, farting and burping, and act as they were at the stadium, shouting etc.
post #7,444
13 June 2006, 18:35 UTC#7,444
My girlfriend's Dad made a great analogy about football supporters.

'Why do they dress up in football kits and go to the pub to watch it on a TV? That's like me dressing up in a police uniform to watch The Bill.'
post #7,445
13 June 2006, 18:37 UTC#7,445
QUOTE
I always wonder why Noel doesn't let anyone else listen to the phone.


Noel did let the contenstant talk one time and get the amount. There goes your theory biiitch!
post #7,446
13 June 2006, 18:38 UTC#7,446
QUOTE(neKa @ Jun 13 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]346402[/snapback]

My girlfriend's Dad made a great analogy about football supporters.

'Why do they dress up in football kits and go to the pub to watch it on a TV? That's like me dressing up in a police uniform to watch The Bill.'


hahaha. thats great
post #7,447
13 June 2006, 18:39 UTC#7,447
QUOTE(neKa @ Jun 13 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]346402[/snapback]

My girlfriend's Dad made a great analogy about football supporters.

'Why do they dress up in football kits and go to the pub to watch it on a TV? That's like me dressing up in a police uniform to watch The Bill.'

LOL!

QUOTE(Mono @ Jun 13 2006, 07:37 PM) [snapback]346406[/snapback]

QUOTE
I always wonder why Noel doesn't let anyone else listen to the phone.


Noel did let the contenstant talk one time and get the amount. There goes your theory biiitch!

I seen him let the contestant talk a few times actually as well.
post #7,448
13 June 2006, 19:37 UTC#7,448
I made some pasta, shoved it in the oven at 250 degrees celcius. I then removed the lid with a towel, and chucked it in the sink. I then proceeded to filling the sink with water, when the glass literally exploded.

Was amazing.
post #7,449
13 June 2006, 19:39 UTC#7,449
QUOTE(gman @ Jun 13 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]346480[/snapback]

I made some pasta, shoved it in the oven at 250 degrees celcius. I then removed the lid with a towel, and chucked it in the sink. I then proceeded to filling the sink with water, when the glass literally exploded.

Was amazing.

Hahaha. Nice one G Image file not present in the recovered backup

We used to do that in Chemistry, heating the thermometers over the bunsen burners then putting them in cold water.

post #7,450
13 June 2006, 20:16 UTC#7,450
QUOTE(Liam @ Jun 13 2006, 09:39 PM) [snapback]346489[/snapback]

QUOTE(gman @ Jun 13 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]346480[/snapback]

I made some pasta, shoved it in the oven at 250 degrees celcius. I then removed the lid with a towel, and chucked it in the sink. I then proceeded to filling the sink with water, when the glass literally exploded.

Was amazing.

Hahaha. Nice one G Image file not present in the recovered backup

We used to do that in Chemistry, heating the thermometers over the bunsen burners then putting them in cold water.



Haha, it's great.

My sister asked me how to make a website, instead of being nice I gave her a bigass PHP / MySQL reference book :laugh:
post #7,451
13 June 2006, 20:17 UTC#7,451
QUOTE(gman @ Jun 13 2006, 09:16 PM) [snapback]346547[/snapback]

QUOTE(Liam @ Jun 13 2006, 09:39 PM) [snapback]346489[/snapback]

QUOTE(gman @ Jun 13 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]346480[/snapback]

I made some pasta, shoved it in the oven at 250 degrees celcius. I then removed the lid with a towel, and chucked it in the sink. I then proceeded to filling the sink with water, when the glass literally exploded.

Was amazing.

Hahaha. Nice one G Image file not present in the recovered backup

We used to do that in Chemistry, heating the thermometers over the bunsen burners then putting them in cold water.



Haha, it's great.

My sister asked me how to make a website, instead of being nice I gave her a bigass PHP / MySQL reference book :laugh:


Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #7,452
13 June 2006, 20:21 UTC#7,452
Oh Gaz, you chavinist rogue.
post #7,453
13 June 2006, 20:28 UTC#7,453
Being the "big, mean older brother" is great. My 5 year old bro came in all proud because he made a paper airplane and without looking I was like "get out".

post #7,454
13 June 2006, 20:29 UTC#7,454
QUOTE(gman @ Jun 13 2006, 09:28 PM) [snapback]346565[/snapback]

Being the "big, mean older brother" is great. My 5 year old bro came in all proud because he made a paper airplane and without looking I was like "get out".


Hahaha harshness :happy:
post #7,455
13 June 2006, 20:41 UTC#7,455
If I said that to my 4 year old brother he would brake my nose. Seriously.
post #7,456
13 June 2006, 20:42 UTC#7,456
QUOTE(x__made @ Jun 13 2006, 10:41 PM) [snapback]346582[/snapback]

If I said that to my 4 year old brother he would brake my nose. Seriously.



You seriously need to get some self defense classes :laugh:
post #7,457
13 June 2006, 20:43 UTC#7,457
QUOTE(x__made @ Jun 13 2006, 09:41 PM) [snapback]346582[/snapback]

If I said that to my 4 year old brother he would brake my nose. Seriously.


BIG GIRLS BLOUSE
post #7,458
13 June 2006, 20:46 UTC#7,458
Haha, I dare you to come to Leeds and say that to him.
post #7,459
13 June 2006, 20:49 UTC#7,459
QUOTE(x__made @ Jun 13 2006, 09:46 PM) [snapback]346588[/snapback]

Haha, I dare you to come to Leeds and say that to him.


No :unsure:
post #7,460
13 June 2006, 20:52 UTC#7,460
QUOTE(tomm @ Jun 13 2006, 09:49 PM) [snapback]346590[/snapback]

QUOTE(x__made @ Jun 13 2006, 09:46 PM) [snapback]346588[/snapback]

Haha, I dare you to come to Leeds and say that to him.


No :unsure:

Tomm couldn't get close enough to say it anyway.

He gets an electric shock when he goes within 100 metres of a boy under the age of ten.
post #7,461
13 June 2006, 20:52 UTC#7,461
:laugh:
post #7,462
13 June 2006, 20:54 UTC#7,462
QUOTE(Liam @ Jun 13 2006, 09:52 PM) [snapback]346592[/snapback]

QUOTE(tomm @ Jun 13 2006, 09:49 PM) [snapback]346590[/snapback]

QUOTE(x__made @ Jun 13 2006, 09:46 PM) [snapback]346588[/snapback]

Haha, I dare you to come to Leeds and say that to him.


No :unsure:

Tomm couldn't get close enough to say it anyway.

He gets an electric shock when he goes within 100 metres of a boy under the age of ten.


:sad:
post #7,463
13 June 2006, 20:55 UTC#7,463
LMFAO!
post #7,464
13 June 2006, 21:53 UTC#7,464
Off to bed boyos <3

I got my 1000th post tonight. Go me.
post #7,465
13 June 2006, 21:54 UTC#7,465
I just looked back at the original post in this thread and laughed my arse off.
post #7,467
14 June 2006, 00:09 UTC#7,467
I sat on my balls and now the left one hurts like hell. :(
post #7,468
14 June 2006, 00:48 UTC#7,468
I just tried to buy the Ninth Cloud cd off the Indecline site and when I clicked to the tab to verify the order it said there was an error on the site? Has anybody else ever experienced anything like that when trying to purchase merch off the site?
post #7,469
14 June 2006, 00:48 UTC#7,469
Made is spamming the forum...so this is how he gets his post count up....3am spamming sessions when hardly anyones on.....we're onto you
post #7,470
14 June 2006, 00:56 UTC#7,470
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jun 14 2006, 01:48 AM) [snapback]346718[/snapback]

I just tried to buy the Ninth Cloud cd off the Indecline site and when I clicked to the tab to verify the order it said there was an error on the site? Has anybody else ever experienced anything like that when trying to purchase merch off the site?

If you have been on the ordering page for a few minutes it times out, so just go and order it again, it won't of processed through or anything it, so no charge.

I think it timesout in case you have left your PC on in public and whatnot...