Tell HGF Things

oh my god I am so drunk!!

oooh do tell.

hahaha. pure awesome.

what did you do after we got kicked out of the YMCA?

we fell asleep in the street for two hours then staggered back to Rob's. we saw these pikies in the street so we turned around and went the long way, couple of minutes later we hear their voices behind us and just start sprinting. almost got fucking rolled.

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Ofcoarse.

hi my names dan and I leave my mates sitting in the hot sun for 2 hours while I wash my wickedly awesome emo hair.

now im off to make love to my hand....again

I <3 HGF...deep down

haha.

haxxed.

I just met George Barris.. the man who designed the bat mobile, the general lee and other cars

I'm green with envy.

bahahaha.

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We were so lucky last night, man. If one squad car had passed us, we would have been fucked. Ditto for a group of chavs/homosexuals.

I can't believe that guy in the YMCA didnt do anything stupid like phone the police. in the two hours we were out there, he came out about four or five times to tell us to piss off and asking if you were okay. at one point I was having a lengthy conversation with him, and he was talking to me while I could only stare at the pavement at the puddle of your puke inches from my leg.

great night man.

soundswicked

iv got agreat verbal fight on tape, one drunk/bi/gay/emo chav vs louzy, with emo insults flying back n forth lol



the general lee is just an old muscel car with different paint lol but the bat moblie is impressive

I just watched "Firewall" pretty good, I recommend it
lol

Sound guy's house caught fire earlier on round the corner from me.

Got some nice footage though!

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Anyone injured?

No

I thought it was a good thing that no one was hurt, recently 2 people died from a house fire in petersfield.

Thats one of my biggest fears..to die in a fire.

Edit: Fuck Was on Efukt and my uncle walked in .. there was porn all over the screen..and I was only trying to watch the DR clip Image file not present in the recovered backup

Hahaha. That site makes us look so filthy.

Finished work early again. Off to Wakefield tomorrow night to get smashed.

haha, I finished work early last night too... but about wakefield (where I live) I dont know yet.... fuck it, ill go for a few hours, I'm still not 100%

anywho, see ya'll later....



homo

But aren't you? Dirty Rapists? Remembering a movie where Liam was in bed with a girl, and Mono put two used condoms in his shoes... <3


In other news, I have given up on wanking last Sunday. I lasted till Saturday. I couldn't hold it any longer. So I wanked four times in the afternoon/evening.

Totally not true. That video was faked.


The longest I ever lasted was 20 days, one day short of three weeks. I tried giving it up for Lent but it's fucking impossible.

And who says we're filthy?

I went a month once, but it was because I was at a relatives house, and there all fat as hell. Couldn't get a boner even if I wanted to.

Yeah, it gets easy after 5-10 days, if there is nothing exciting around, no sexy girls, no internet (porn).



Well, OK, it was provocation. Just love your lives, I am envy as hell. :-)

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bummer. I think....maybe she'll let you film her and a friend..?

I might print this quote and frame it for my wall.

That's the first and last time anyone will ever say that to me.

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I just ate 4 steaks and now I have baaad indigestion.

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