post #5,821
14 May 2006, 03:02 UTC#5,821
I feel for you mang, dog shit sucks even when there is barely any of it 
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post #5,822
14 May 2006, 07:02 UTC#5,822
QUOTE(neKa @ May 13 2006, 09:20 PM) [snapback]331570[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ May 13 2006, 06:11 PM) [snapback]331535[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 13 2006, 12:01 PM) [snapback]331467[/snapback]
Mike made it with a german? Man they are good in bed. lol
Her mum's like German so Rob feels the need to throw in the odd Nazi comments here and there.
And yes.
My friend used to go out with a german girl, and another friend made loads of Nazi jokes at her one day. The next, she came to college with print outs of holocaust pictures and gave them to him :/
But its okay because he isn't still with her.... right? lol
post #5,823
14 May 2006, 08:39 UTC#5,823
Sorry for double post but did someone forget to unban Frito? lol
post #5,824
14 May 2006, 08:45 UTC#5,824
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 14 2006, 09:39 AM) [snapback]331753[/snapback]
Sorry for double post but did someone forget to unban Frito? lol
Shhh.
edit: stuff like this makes me weep for the human race.
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post #5,825
14 May 2006, 08:45 UTC#5,825
QUOTE
dog shit sucks
Definitely. My dog shat on my bed once. I had to throw all my blankets out. Horrible.
post #5,826
14 May 2006, 09:29 UTC#5,826
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:45 AM) [snapback]331755[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 14 2006, 09:39 AM) [snapback]331753[/snapback]
Sorry for double post but did someone forget to unban Frito? lol
Shhh.
edit: stuff like this makes me weep for the human race.
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lmao
life's hardpost #5,827
14 May 2006, 09:38 UTC#5,827
Just get her tits out. If they wont leave you alone at least tap it. 
post #5,828
14 May 2006, 09:51 UTC#5,828
post #5,829
14 May 2006, 10:09 UTC#5,829
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
post #5,830
14 May 2006, 10:17 UTC#5,830
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]331791[/snapback]
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
I know Liam, I'm not an idiot.
"You are board" wouldn't make much sense, so I decided to put it as 'your board' as if I was posing a question followed by an image of a wooden plank. Would you like me to elaborate further?
post #5,831
14 May 2006, 10:27 UTC#5,831
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:17 AM) [snapback]331796[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]331791[/snapback]
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
I know Liam, I'm not an idiot.
"You are board" wouldn't make much sense, so I decided to put it as 'your board' as if I was posing a question followed by an image of a wooden plank. Would you like me to elaborate further?
Hmm, interesting conjecture, but since she did not say "my board" to begin with, I didn't understand your wit at first. Now I see what you were trying to acheive, there will be no further misinterpretation, and you can go back to sifting through your hundreds of messages and friends requests you get on a daily basis. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #5,832
14 May 2006, 10:29 UTC#5,832
This is what happens when rich kids argue.
post #5,833
14 May 2006, 10:31 UTC#5,833
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:27 AM) [snapback]331800[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:17 AM) [snapback]331796[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]331791[/snapback]
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
I know Liam, I'm not an idiot.
"You are board" wouldn't make much sense, so I decided to put it as 'your board' as if I was posing a question followed by an image of a wooden plank. Would you like me to elaborate further?
Hmm, interesting conjecture, but since she did not say "my board" to begin with, I didn't understand your wit at first. Now I see what you were trying to acheive, there will be no further misinterpretation, and you can go back to sifting through your hundreds of messages and friends requests you get on a daily basis. Image file not present in the recovered backup
YO LIAM, Creed ain't coming out today so there's room in Galvina's car for one more.
Up for coming out? It'll be in about an hour and a half? We'll pick you up?
post #5,834
14 May 2006, 10:33 UTC#5,834
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]331804[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:27 AM) [snapback]331800[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:17 AM) [snapback]331796[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]331791[/snapback]
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
I know Liam, I'm not an idiot.
"You are board" wouldn't make much sense, so I decided to put it as 'your board' as if I was posing a question followed by an image of a wooden plank. Would you like me to elaborate further?
Hmm, interesting conjecture, but since she did not say "my board" to begin with, I didn't understand your wit at first. Now I see what you were trying to acheive, there will be no further misinterpretation, and you can go back to sifting through your hundreds of messages and friends requests you get on a daily basis. Image file not present in the recovered backup
YO LIAM, Creed ain't coming out today so there's room in Galvina's car for one more.
Up for coming out? It'll be in about an hour and a half? We'll pick you up?
MAN.
Can't now. Gotta do homework, then go out for a practice drive then lator might be going up bluewater.
WHERE WAS THIS YESTERDAY? </3
post #5,835
14 May 2006, 10:36 UTC#5,835
So I was at a party last night, and I took 20 beers, a tent, a rug, my schoolbag, a mallet and a machete.
Everyone got drunk except me.
My tent, rug and schoolbag got set on fire.
My mallet and machete got stolen.
Now all I have left is one singed fingerless glove.
Everyone got drunk except me.
My tent, rug and schoolbag got set on fire.
My mallet and machete got stolen.
Now all I have left is one singed fingerless glove.
post #5,836
14 May 2006, 10:37 UTC#5,836
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:33 AM) [snapback]331806[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]331804[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:27 AM) [snapback]331800[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 11:17 AM) [snapback]331796[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 14 2006, 11:09 AM) [snapback]331791[/snapback]
Mike, I feel obliged to point out that you used the incorrect form of "you're" and therefore are in no position to say anything about her spelling of "bored".
GRAMMARPWN.
Also Hips, that picture fucking rocks hahaha.
I know Liam, I'm not an idiot.
"You are board" wouldn't make much sense, so I decided to put it as 'your board' as if I was posing a question followed by an image of a wooden plank. Would you like me to elaborate further?
Hmm, interesting conjecture, but since she did not say "my board" to begin with, I didn't understand your wit at first. Now I see what you were trying to acheive, there will be no further misinterpretation, and you can go back to sifting through your hundreds of messages and friends requests you get on a daily basis. Image file not present in the recovered backup
YO LIAM, Creed ain't coming out today so there's room in Galvina's car for one more.
Up for coming out? It'll be in about an hour and a half? We'll pick you up?
MAN.
Can't now. Gotta do homework, then go out for a practice drive then lator might be going up bluewater.
WHERE WAS THIS YESTERDAY? </3
Hokay, no worries. Have fun driving.
post #5,837
14 May 2006, 10:39 UTC#5,837
Why are you happy about that Patty? lol
post #5,838
14 May 2006, 10:41 UTC#5,838
There's nothing I can do about it now excpet laugh about it and learn than more often than not people will shit on you from a great height with out a second glance.
post #5,839
14 May 2006, 10:43 UTC#5,839
Thats a good point. You could always seek revenge?
post #5,840
14 May 2006, 10:44 UTC#5,840
Saw johnny vegas in cardiff yesterday!
post #5,841
14 May 2006, 10:53 UTC#5,841
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 14 2006, 10:43 AM) [snapback]331817[/snapback]
Thats a good point. You could always seek revenge?
They were older college kids who I didnt know...so I cant do anything about it
But if I see them a bloody shower of revenge will rain down on them. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #5,842
14 May 2006, 10:56 UTC#5,842
QUOTE(tomm @ May 14 2006, 01:23 AM) [snapback]331645[/snapback]
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add him and abuse
aimed at skipper and rob .... go wild
guys a dck, aask gaz
Done. What's his crime? Anything personal I could throw against him? Crippling bone disease mayhap?
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 14 2006, 12:29 PM) [snapback]331802[/snapback]
This is what happens when rich kids argue.
Rich? Lol you're thinking of Muppets.
post #5,843
14 May 2006, 11:18 UTC#5,843
Haha, I was joking they're not rich, I've seen Liams clothes.
post #5,844
14 May 2006, 13:33 UTC#5,844
QUOTE(Juvie D @ May 13 2006, 09:20 PM) [snapback]331585[/snapback]
I'm looking at this camera and trying to figure out whether it tapes to Mini Dv or not. The guy hu is selling it doesn't know. talk about thick.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=56610073
so your names Marty aye, nice feedback
post #5,845
14 May 2006, 14:01 UTC#5,845
QUOTE(Juvie D @ May 13 2006, 09:20 PM) [snapback]331585[/snapback]
I'm looking at this camera and trying to figure out whether it tapes to Mini Dv or not. The guy hu is selling it doesn't know. talk about thick.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=56610073
mini dv
and 100bucks is a bargain for that cam.. its worth atleast 500$
post #5,846
14 May 2006, 14:53 UTC#5,846
QUOTE(Mono @ May 14 2006, 09:45 AM) [snapback]331755[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 14 2006, 09:39 AM) [snapback]331753[/snapback]
Sorry for double post but did someone forget to unban Frito? lol
Shhh.
Lol I forgot, I'll un-ban him now.
post #5,847
14 May 2006, 15:15 UTC#5,847
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post #5,848
14 May 2006, 16:00 UTC#5,848
hahaha. some of them can't be serious.
Those two are the best xD
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"I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen"
"I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6.00am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much for me at my age"
"I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6.00am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much for me at my age"
Those two are the best xD
post #5,849
14 May 2006, 17:19 UTC#5,849
Lar'an won't stop bein a bitch and come film for the damn faceoff fuck that hoebag
post #5,850
14 May 2006, 17:24 UTC#5,850
I want to fucking go home, I'm tired of being stuck here from outside physical contact.