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wernt you at school?!?!

Nah we bunked…I told my mum that I would stay behind and feed Sarah ( Are gunnie pig) she said “Ok” “lock up the house” I sniggered to myself and then mike came round….So yeah we had to be careful though because my mum goes out for lunch so if we got caught I would be in really big trouble.

Because Mr Pearlock knows what I get up to because she caught us playing B-ball down at mill chase once when we should have been working.

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We had a half day today that’s why I woke up at 12:30 we had to come in are do an exam and then we were aloud to go home…But We can re- do are exam when we want…Ill just forge a note saying I was ill and it should be ok.

schools for losers

(that was always my excuse)

Nah man schools well good..This one time when we had a cover teacher called Mr Poolie Me and Kev Got the whole class to do “Head, Shoulders, Knees and toes Over and over again. He dident have a clue what was going on, We just didn’t stop he ran out to get are Business studies teacher Mr Bramble lake. He couldn’t stop us either

By this time some people had stopped. But me and Kev standing on the table doing it. Then are head teacher came in Mrs Smith and we nearly got suspended, We only got after school for like a week so it wasn’t that bad

haha sweet stuff mang, alls I ever used to do was bunk off except in science cos we got to screw around with liquids that made a joint of beef wriggle about like it was alive =D

ah I want some more of that shit

Other than that I had the lowest attendance ever without being thrown out of school. was aout 8% of classes attended or something ridiculas like that.

Lol sorry man...I was lieing...Not to be a wanker...just because I was so fucking bored.

Serously everything I typed was just shit..The names the roads....the teachers...the squishes

Man I dont even skate.

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haha it was still a nice story

Ha ha I tried..I even spell checked it Image file not present in the recovered backup

I'm going naw.

Bai. <3

uwben is kool

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while reading a holy moly mailout I came accross this;

" Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen's Christmas card this year is worse than last year's over-designed arse-yawn. "

Also go here and here and read the whole thing.

Those suckers.

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Dont annoy me...I was gunna do somthing that would of pissed you off greatly..But I dident...So dont make me do it tonight

Edit: How did a sig calling me nasty names...Turn into some tiny text above your sig?

haha! finaly got my me6 dvd !!

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what does kool mean?

nice... I finally got (some of) my chest pubes back. damn bitch girlfriend waxed my chest while I was passed out - wasn't passed out for much longer after that though!

hahahahahahahaha chest pubes

so I was walking back through town after going to mosh (the best nightclub in the world) and as we walked up the road me and my friend leon noticed thatinfront of us...on top of a lamppost...was a traffic cone...we couldnt figure out how it got there.

so we went home and forgot about it. as I left my friends flat, I called the lift...the lift doors opend, and what was inside...A TRAFFIC CONE...

and now im scared cos the traffic cones are stalking me...thank you and goodnight.

EDIT: for some reason I posted this twice...so this is my amendment...BAIXX

I think your being stalked by my favorite delayed reaction member "Coney" he is a wild one though, I'd lock up your pantie draws and put a pad lock on your pussy.

I had to.

omg your proably right, dan is probably trying to get revenge from all the horrible things I said to him in my life and has set a cone on my ass...shit...

He is a crafty son of bitch that coney, Dan obviously wants you dead.

If a flower man comes to the door, don't answer it, thats how he gets you.

Also check your toilet and shower for cameras.

ohand another useless story, I was in mosh and some guy came up to me and said "dont I know you" and I said "errr no" and then he said "damn there goes my pick up lin"...dumbass

I saw this excellent pick up line in the perfect score.

When you have to give somthing to a chick you "accidentaly" drop it.

Then when you down to pick it up, and you hand it to her still on your knees and go "is there anything else I can do for you while I'm down here".

That or the "Nice shoes, wanna fuck" line is the bomb.

The fire in hemel is still fucking burning...there is one fuck off big smoke cloud over my work! should be a nice walk Image file not present in the recovered backup

ive just re-dyed my red bits in my hair (they went ginge Image file not present in the recovered backup )

and I missed and stained my neck

it looks like ive been stabbed !!

Haha, your hair is chool.

I got my LSD Riders DVD today. Watched the bonus section so far. It was awesome.

Gonna watch the feature movie on Fri.

I shouted HOMEGROWNFORUMS.com behind a guy reporting live for NBC yesterday...not bad for a free plug I spose

YEAH BITCH!!!!! LETS GET PLASTERED AND LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN!!!