post #45,961
13 November 2009, 16:13 UTC#45,961
You'll get it when you grow older kid
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post #45,962
13 November 2009, 16:39 UTC#45,962
QUOTE(Dex @ Nov 14 2009, 02:55 AM) [snapback]561798[/snapback]
QUOTE(Idiot_Proof_Society @ Nov 13 2009, 01:22 PM) [snapback]561780[/snapback]
My sister nearly died and was in a coma for 3 months, she's just come out of it and now my life revolves around helping her out, hence my (in) conspicious absence from here.
Really sorry to hear that dude. Glad she's getting better! Hope she has a swift recovery and your life can go back to normality in the near future.
Thanks bro, that means alot... It kinda diverted my attention away from HGcentric things, made me prioritise what's really important.
EDIT: I just worked out what that image was Circa, you heartless douchnozzle, lol.
post #45,963
13 November 2009, 19:32 UTC#45,963
post #45,964
14 November 2009, 11:07 UTC#45,964
I got catastrophically drunk last night off Jim Bean and red wine and text my mum quite a sick joke featuring the rape of a paralysed girl.
post #45,965
14 November 2009, 11:11 UTC#45,965
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 14 2009, 12:07 PM) [snapback]561831[/snapback]
I got catastrophically drunk last night off Jim Bean and red wine and text my mum the story of my night featuring the rape of a paralysed girl.
fix'd
post #45,966
14 November 2009, 11:55 UTC#45,966
Anyone know where I can get a live stream of UFC 105 tonight?
post #45,967
14 November 2009, 12:22 UTC#45,967
Probably in the arena where the fight is held.
post #45,968
14 November 2009, 15:57 UTC#45,968
LMFAO!!!
post #45,969
14 November 2009, 16:58 UTC#45,969
Imagine god told someone there was to be no more pre-marital sex, or you were a sinner.
How long do you think it would take before that guy told everyone?
I'd take a 3 days weekend at least before I preached that bummer news.
Same with sodomy, like would be go do a bit of sodomy just to see what he would be missing?
discuss
How long do you think it would take before that guy told everyone?
I'd take a 3 days weekend at least before I preached that bummer news.
Same with sodomy, like would be go do a bit of sodomy just to see what he would be missing?
discuss
post #45,970
14 November 2009, 20:37 UTC#45,970
Jesus Al.
post #45,971
14 November 2009, 20:50 UTC#45,971
QUOTE(Liam @ Nov 14 2009, 12:11 PM) [snapback]561832[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 14 2009, 12:07 PM) [snapback]561831[/snapback]
I got catastrophically drunk last night off Jim Bean and red wine and text my mum the story of my night featuring the rape of a paralysed girl.
fix'd
bothpost #45,972
14 November 2009, 23:51 UTC#45,972
Bragging Rights - I feel I have bragging rights, went to the london o2 arena on wednesday to see WWE Raw fucking awesome, got some pretty good pics I'll have to upload sometime when I can be fucked but other then that your just ganna have to imagine what the pics look like. hopefully going to TNA in jan and then going back to o2 to see the wrestlemania revenge tour 
got quite abit of wrestling to watch
got quite abit of wrestling to watch post #45,973
15 November 2009, 08:12 UTC#45,973
so a fuck friend came over tonight, and she was on the rag. so instead, she suggested a titty fuck. I busted out the KY, and went to town. blowed my load all over her hair, and managed to get in her ear. also, shes dating someone else who shes going home to tonight.
I feel accomplished. now im going to bed.
I feel accomplished. now im going to bed.
post #45,974
15 November 2009, 08:30 UTC#45,974
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Nov 15 2009, 02:12 AM) [snapback]561882[/snapback]
so a fuck friend came over tonight, and she was on the rag. so instead, she suggested a titty fuck. I busted out the KY, and went to town. blowed my load all over her hair, and managed to get in her ear. also, shes dating someone else who shes going home to tonight.
I feel accomplished. now im going to bed.
lol nice can't go wrong there.. my friend didn't know what ky jelly was until I told him when he was about 17
post #45,975
15 November 2009, 08:57 UTC#45,975
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 14 2009, 11:07 AM) [snapback]561831[/snapback]
I got catastrophically drunk last night off Jim Bean and red wine and text my mum quite a sick joke featuring the rape of a paralysed girl.
I hope she enjoyed the text as much as I did
post #45,976
15 November 2009, 09:25 UTC#45,976
I'm making pancakes drunk, this is going to hit the spot. They cook quick too!! 
post #45,977
15 November 2009, 09:41 UTC#45,977
just set the modern warfare level-up chug riff as my message tone <3
post #45,978
15 November 2009, 09:53 UTC#45,978
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Nov 15 2009, 10:12 AM) [snapback]561882[/snapback]
so a fuck friend came over tonight, and she was on the rag. so instead, she suggested a titty fuck. I busted out the KY, and went to town. blowed my load all over her hair, and managed to get in her ear. also, shes dating someone else who shes going home to tonight.
I feel accomplished. now im going to bed.
<3post #45,979
15 November 2009, 12:10 UTC#45,979
uh...yeh I'm pretty sure I'm stoned out of my mind...about to go into Snorlax mode...
post #45,980
15 November 2009, 12:18 UTC#45,980
Hollywood and drugs have stolen yet another fine young man from us
post #45,981
15 November 2009, 12:20 UTC#45,981
QUOTE(benCKa @ Nov 15 2009, 07:18 AM) [snapback]561897[/snapback]
Hollywood and drugs have stolen yet another fine young man from us
hahahahha
post #45,982
15 November 2009, 12:23 UTC#45,982
QUOTE(mono @ Nov 15 2009, 10:41 AM) [snapback]561888[/snapback]
just set the modern warfare level-up chug riff as my message tone <3
Brilliant. Where can I get said noise, so I can emulate my hero mono?
post #45,983
15 November 2009, 12:59 UTC#45,983
Just been to the library to get some books for my dissertation. I'm like Ainsley Harriot on crack.
post #45,984
15 November 2009, 15:21 UTC#45,984
Dialogue from last night's house party -
Girl 1: Hey Rob, this is my friend Matilda
Me: Oh, hi
Girl 2: Hi
Me: But your real name isn't Matilda, right? That's a pretty stupid name.
Girl 2: Yeah. That's my real name.
Me: Oh, fuck I'm so sorry. It's actually a pretty interesting name. Rob is a fucking stupid name. Sounds like 'knob' and you can be certain that everyone with Rob as a name is a massive prick.
Girl 2: My brother's name is Rob.
Girl 1: Hey Rob, this is my friend Matilda
Me: Oh, hi
Girl 2: Hi
Me: But your real name isn't Matilda, right? That's a pretty stupid name.
Girl 2: Yeah. That's my real name.
Me: Oh, fuck I'm so sorry. It's actually a pretty interesting name. Rob is a fucking stupid name. Sounds like 'knob' and you can be certain that everyone with Rob as a name is a massive prick.
Girl 2: My brother's name is Rob.
post #45,985
15 November 2009, 15:38 UTC#45,985
haha, I met a girl named "Sky". Her first name was Leia.
post #45,986
15 November 2009, 15:44 UTC#45,986
QUOTE(mono @ Nov 15 2009, 05:41 AM) [snapback]561888[/snapback]
just set the modern warfare level-up chug riff as my message tone <3
Nice! My ringtone is the sound of Snake's comm phone from Metal Gear Solid. When you hear it, you recognize it.
This ring - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMI0Pn67qc
Brings me back every time.
post #45,987
15 November 2009, 15:49 UTC#45,987
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 15 2009, 04:21 PM) [snapback]561906[/snapback]
Dialogue from last night's house party -
Girl 1: Hey Rob, this is my friend Matilda
Me: Oh, hi
Girl 2: Hi
Me: But your real name isn't Matilda, right? That's a pretty stupid name.
Girl 2: Yeah. That's my real name.
Me: Oh, fuck I'm so sorry. It's actually a pretty interesting name. Rob is a fucking stupid name. Sounds like 'knob' and you can be certain that everyone with Rob as a name is a massive prick.
Girl 2: My brother's name is Rob.
post #45,988
15 November 2009, 15:55 UTC#45,988
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 15 2009, 04:44 PM) [snapback]561910[/snapback]
QUOTE(mono @ Nov 15 2009, 05:41 AM) [snapback]561888[/snapback]
just set the modern warfare level-up chug riff as my message tone <3
Nice! My ringtone is the sound of Snake's comm phone from Metal Gear Solid. When you hear it, you recognize it.
This ring - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMI0Pn67qc
Brings me back every time.
yeah I had tht on my old phone.
post #45,989
15 November 2009, 15:59 UTC#45,989
QUOTE(matt @ Nov 15 2009, 10:49 AM) [snapback]561911[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 15 2009, 04:21 PM) [snapback]561906[/snapback]
Dialogue from last night's house party -
Girl 1: Hey Rob, this is my friend Matilda
Me: Oh, hi
Girl 2: Hi
Me: But your real name isn't Matilda, right? That's a pretty stupid name.
Girl 2: Yeah. That's my real name.
Me: Oh, fuck I'm so sorry. It's actually a pretty interesting name. Rob is a fucking stupid name. Sounds like 'knob' and you can be certain that everyone with Rob as a name is a massive prick.
Girl 2: My brother's name is Rob.
It was your sister!
Another chapter in the M. Knight Shamalan story that is your life.
post #45,990
15 November 2009, 18:34 UTC#45,990