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post #45,601
20 October 2009, 12:28 UTC#45,601
Nah not yet, will get on with it soon though. :P
post #45,603
20 October 2009, 15:53 UTC#45,603
His new friend beats me in the eyebrow competition :(
post #45,604
20 October 2009, 16:24 UTC#45,604
I'm 5 classes from my Associates Degree!
post #45,605
20 October 2009, 18:35 UTC#45,605
Rob's Recipe for tonight:

1oz of living with your girlfriend for barely one month
3 spoonfulls of suspecting she fancies your ginger housemate who up to this year was a really good friend of yours
Pour in a coffee cup of her dumping you tonight


Lightly sprinkle 3 tonnes of me not giving a fuck because I'm now single for the first time in years and get to plough what I want.
post #45,606
20 October 2009, 18:42 UTC#45,606
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 20 2009, 07:35 PM) [snapback]560621[/snapback]

Rob's Recipe for tonight:

1oz of living with your girlfriend for barely one month
3 spoonfulls of suspecting she fancies your ginger housemate who up to this year was a really good friend of yours
Pour in a coffee cup of her dumping you tonight


Lightly sprinkle 3 tonnes of me not giving a fuck because I'm now single for the first time in years and get to plough what I want.


Leave boiling for 3 days then add 4 Brighton fairies and splash generously with copious amounts of alcohol.
post #45,607
20 October 2009, 18:44 UTC#45,607
QUOTE(Luke. @ Oct 20 2009, 07:42 PM) [snapback]560622[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 20 2009, 07:35 PM) [snapback]560621[/snapback]

Rob's Recipe for tonight:

1oz of living with your girlfriend for barely one month
3 spoonfulls of suspecting she fancies your ginger housemate who up to this year was a really good friend of yours
Pour in a coffee cup of her dumping you tonight


Lightly sprinkle 3 tonnes of me not giving a fuck because I'm now single for the first time in years and get to plough what I want.


Leave boiling for 3 days then add 4 Brighton fairies and splash generously with copious amounts of alcohol.


Seriously cannot wait for you guys to come up man. I'm gonna transcend drunkness and just become enlightened.
post #45,608
20 October 2009, 18:48 UTC#45,608
haha, I'm going to get so fucking enlightened I wont be able to stand. Want me to shit in her bed mate?
post #45,609
20 October 2009, 19:05 UTC#45,609
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 20 2009, 01:35 PM) [snapback]560621[/snapback]


3 spoonfulls of suspecting she fancies your ginger housemate who up to this year was a really good friend of yours



Can't trust a man with such flamboyant hair colors.
post #45,610
20 October 2009, 21:18 UTC#45,610
That band The Baseballs has to be a joke
post #45,611
21 October 2009, 05:09 UTC#45,611
SABO2010
post #45,614
21 October 2009, 14:01 UTC#45,614
QUOTE(RyanH @ Oct 21 2009, 06:09 AM) [snapback]560640[/snapback]

SABO2010


we know, 2010, dvd, coming.

lookinforward2seeingitin2010.
post #45,615
21 October 2009, 14:33 UTC#45,615
"Unite against Fascism" campaigning rigorously to stop the BNP appearing on live television. O the irony.
post #45,616
21 October 2009, 14:38 UTC#45,616
I need to find a dead person who is well known who has written poetry and maybe a book or something.

Does anyone know someone I could use?
post #45,617
21 October 2009, 14:40 UTC#45,617
Roald Dahl! haha.
post #45,618
21 October 2009, 14:43 UTC#45,618
Lewis Carroll? He's pretty rad, what with inventing words and shit.
post #45,619
21 October 2009, 15:58 UTC#45,619
sorry to hear the bad news rob, get steaming and key her car with Luke xx
post #45,620
21 October 2009, 16:40 UTC#45,620
Spike Milligan!
post #45,622
21 October 2009, 17:53 UTC#45,622
Played it and completed it for free now anyway.
post #45,623
21 October 2009, 17:54 UTC#45,623
Soz 'ard.
post #45,624
21 October 2009, 18:03 UTC#45,624
oops I sold it to joe yesterday for £25
post #45,625
21 October 2009, 20:38 UTC#45,625
Dear Peter,

Yes, I find loud music helps me relax while I clean as the music distracts me so much that I stop cleaning. Which is relaxing. I will probably get onto it this week though as I do not wish to be evicted. I have developed a severe case of agoraphobia and residing in an apartment where I can reach all four walls while standing in the one spot brings me a feeling of security and the daily culling of plague proportion cockroaches gives me something to do in my spare time. I class the eighteen cans of surface spray I use per week as sporting equipment.

I purchased one of those electronic things that plugs into the wall which is meant to scare cockroaches by sending a pulse through the apartment wiring but while it has reduced the numbers, it seems others have evolved to feed off the electrical signal, increasing their size. I am using one as a coffee table in the lounge and two smaller ones as side tables in the bedroom. They would probably be susceptible to carbon monoxide poisoning though so I will try running a hose pipe from my car exhaust to the apartment, closing the windows and leaving the vehicle running overnight. It is apparently an odourless gas so should not prove an issue for my son's cub group sleepover. Also, I read somewhere once that cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack so I have been collecting the dead ones and intend to glue several thousand to the walls thereby ensuring my survival should Cyberdyne Systems become self aware between now and when the lease runs out.

Regards, David.
post #45,626
21 October 2009, 21:13 UTC#45,626
David is a genious. So good! The one with David replying to a card from his neighbour regarding an upcoming party is my fav. haha
post #45,627
21 October 2009, 21:44 UTC#45,627
Has anyone seen The Last House on The Left (the new one) and what did they think of the demoralising rape scene?

I need details.
post #45,629
22 October 2009, 03:04 UTC#45,629
Hi Duran!! just you and me online Har Har!!
post #45,630
22 October 2009, 04:17 UTC#45,630
haven't been on much recently



wuts new?