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post #44,911
29 August 2009, 21:09 UTC#44,911
I'm here, yo. Matt has me working night shift as forum moderator.
post #44,912
29 August 2009, 21:28 UTC#44,912
Since watchtvsitcoms doesn't work anymore, do you fellows know of another place on the web where you can watch tv-shows via stream
post #44,913
29 August 2009, 22:05 UTC#44,913
OV Guide has links to all kinds of shows and movies hosted on sites such as YouTube and Mega Video. It has a lot of pop ups though.
post #44,914
29 August 2009, 22:16 UTC#44,914
Alright thanks Drew, I'll check it out
post #44,915
29 August 2009, 22:47 UTC#44,915
ufc 102 2nite, then party, im all ready gooned up, should be a shit show
post #44,916
29 August 2009, 22:55 UTC#44,916
I had the worst sex ive ever had in my life last night.

they just dont make sheep like they used to.
post #44,917
29 August 2009, 23:50 UTC#44,917
lol anything strange you want to tell us about or was it like throwing a hotdog down a train tunnel?
post #44,918
29 August 2009, 23:55 UTC#44,918
it was like she had a seizure every time I started to develop a rhythm. and my small penis was not able to keep up with the whole convulsion thing. and im kinda nervous cause she said she was allergic to latex. I pulled out, but still kinda scared.
post #44,919
29 August 2009, 23:58 UTC#44,919
anal my friend. safer than safe sex. or at least thats my understanding of how things work.
post #44,920
30 August 2009, 00:05 UTC#44,920
why didnt I think of that.

I wont ever sleep with that chick again, but next time im without a condom, ill stick it in her pooper and yell "PRAISE ALLAH!" for you marc.
post #44,921
30 August 2009, 00:20 UTC#44,921
sounds good to me.
post #44,922
30 August 2009, 01:02 UTC#44,922
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Aug 30 2009, 01:05 AM) [snapback]557680[/snapback]

OV Guide has links to all kinds of shows and movies hosted on sites such as YouTube and Mega Video. It has a lot of pop ups though.

That site is pure gold! Even better than watchtvsitcoms, thanks man
post #44,923
30 August 2009, 01:12 UTC#44,923
yeah ov guide has been my go to site for years now.

they are going more and more legit these days.
post #44,924
30 August 2009, 02:21 UTC#44,924
No problem Ben. A friend introduced it to me and I've just started using it. Watched a ton of Kenny vs Spenny earlier for some reason.
post #44,925
30 August 2009, 02:32 UTC#44,925
Websites like that are a lifesaver on a night shift. Otherwise I'd just sit and refresh facebook for hours straight.
post #44,926
30 August 2009, 03:00 UTC#44,926
What kind of job do you have?

I applied at two hotels for front desk positions so maybe I'll be in a similar situation soon. I'd love to get paid to fuck around on the internet.
post #44,927
30 August 2009, 03:14 UTC#44,927
I'm lucky enough to have pretty much the best job in the world for someone in my life's situation. I work for VISA Finland and take calls from cardholder's who've lost their cards and close them, it's an easy job and very flexible to fit in between my studies. Working night shifts pays double too and we only get one peak in the night and that's when the bars close at 4am, so before that and from there on, we just get paid good money for fucking around on the internet. Plus it's fairly amusing listening to drunk people calling in.

Hopefully it works out for you with the jobs!
post #44,928
30 August 2009, 04:05 UTC#44,928
Man going back to work is killing me. 3rd day back an I already clocked up 30 hours. Feet are fucking killing me.

I literally dragged an 18 year old out by his collar tonight as well. He spat at me across the bar, I walked round to him and we both walked towards each other. He swung at me, I ducked and pushed him. He fell over, I grabbed his collar and pulled him across the dance floor to the front door. I looked like such a badass. I had a right hard on after, all the girls were praising me. Awesome.

I could have took him either way though. ;)
post #44,929
30 August 2009, 10:27 UTC#44,929
just got this from some cunt who bought a sofa bed from me on ebay and never paid.

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also lol, love this guy...

Mike
heard you had your last shift at topman on thursday...something about rape alarms?

Rob
hahahahaha

Mike
what did you do with em exactly?

Rob
wedged them in cupboards quite far back and taped string to the pin and then to the cupboard doors so when its opened a sound grenade goes off in your face. I got the fridge, some chairs, cupboards, totes.
post #44,930
30 August 2009, 15:32 UTC#44,930
QUOTE(matt @ Aug 29 2009, 11:05 PM) [snapback]557707[/snapback]

Man going back to work is killing me. 3rd day back an I already clocked up 30 hours. Feet are fucking killing me.

I literally dragged an 18 year old out by his collar tonight as well. He spat at me across the bar, I walked round to him and we both walked towards each other. He swung at me, I ducked and pushed him. He fell over, I grabbed his collar and pulled him across the dance floor to the front door. I looked like such a badass. I had a right hard on after, all the girls were praising me. Awesome.

I could have took him either way though. ;)



should have fucked him in the ass

with your knife
post #44,932
30 August 2009, 18:07 UTC#44,932
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Aug 30 2009, 06:41 PM) [snapback]557722[/snapback]

QUOTE(mono @ Aug 30 2009, 06:27 AM) [snapback]557712[/snapback]

just got this from some cunt who bought a sofa bed from me on ebay and never paid.

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I've had one person who never paid before and I think I'm on my second, this person won't answer any of my emails, maybe he was stricken with swine flu as well.

I really hate the fact you can't leave negative feedback on buyers anymore.
post #44,933
30 August 2009, 18:54 UTC#44,933
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 30 2009, 07:07 PM) [snapback]557724[/snapback]

I really hate the fact you can't leave negative feedback on buyers anymore.


yeah whats the point in that? means people can bid on anything and not have to pay anything if they dont want too, its stupid.
post #44,934
30 August 2009, 19:34 UTC#44,934
worddd.

my gf wants to take me to london dungeons tomorrow. never been and never wanted to go because I'll either end up crying in a corner or getting thrown out for unintentionally hitting one of the scare actors in a blind fit of terrified rage.
post #44,935
30 August 2009, 20:19 UTC#44,935
anyone use Play Trade? iv listed items and im set to Active but none of them show in the listings. whats the problem?
post #44,936
30 August 2009, 21:00 UTC#44,936
I used it once, if I remember rightly it takes a while for them to appear.
post #44,937
30 August 2009, 21:19 UTC#44,937
mines taking 4 months, I set it up & listed ages ago and came back today to see if I can work out the problem, but yet again, is fucked.
post #44,939
31 August 2009, 07:04 UTC#44,939
Sat lolling at my sig for about 5 mins haha.
post #44,940
31 August 2009, 08:06 UTC#44,940
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 30 2009, 07:07 PM) [snapback]557724[/snapback]

I really hate the fact you can't leave negative feedback on buyers anymore.

It's still possible to leave positive, right? It's totally pointless.