post #43,891
01 July 2009, 21:10 UTC#43,891
sad.
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post #43,892
01 July 2009, 22:04 UTC#43,892
Sell that to a humour site and you're in business my friend.
post #43,893
01 July 2009, 23:03 UTC#43,893
selection A1 on our flat's vending machines vends for free so put in 60p, bought 6 packets of crisps then rejected my coins 
post #43,894
01 July 2009, 23:29 UTC#43,894
Nice. In my dorm this past school year there was a soda machine a few floors down that would spit out every can of Dr. Pepper it was holding for the price of one. Felt like such a badass knowing that sadly...
post #43,895
02 July 2009, 01:09 UTC#43,895
Punching a dog in the face. He deserves death.
post #43,896
02 July 2009, 08:26 UTC#43,896
Dogs are shit.
post #43,897
02 July 2009, 08:27 UTC#43,897
cats > dogs
post #43,898
02 July 2009, 09:27 UTC#43,898
QUOTE(k. @ Jul 1 2009, 01:21 PM) [snapback]553172[/snapback]
Wanna meet at somewhere with a beer garden? It's too hot to be inside :/
Rain. D:
post #43,899
02 July 2009, 10:02 UTC#43,899
Can stay inside, they also have umbrellas ellas ellas eh eh#.
post #43,900
02 July 2009, 10:40 UTC#43,900
Giving someone a massage now, may be a little late, not massively, so will meet you at boathouse. xx
post #43,901
02 July 2009, 11:47 UTC#43,901
QUOTE(corus @ Jul 2 2009, 11:40 AM) [snapback]553252[/snapback]
Giving someone a massage now
someone = myself
massage = penis massage
post #43,902
02 July 2009, 14:45 UTC#43,902
QUOTE
I am very aware I appear unapproachable when out alone I regret this but despite appearances, I am very receptive. When I'm concentrating I appear not the life of the party but looks are deceptive, I used to except help from every one but some people are shocked at my speech and sometimes freak out and call the police.
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post #43,903
02 July 2009, 21:42 UTC#43,903
Got a job at a pub up by my girlfriends' but everyone there is a cunt so I'm gonna quit and go home instead. HAI MIKE, LIAM etc
post #43,904
02 July 2009, 21:45 UTC#43,904
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 2 2009, 10:42 PM) [snapback]553282[/snapback]
Got a job at a pub up by my girlfriends' but everyone there is a cunt so I'm gonna quit and go home instead. HAI MIKE, LIAM etc
hahaha. please say it was that pub nightclub hybrid that served roast dinners at midnight?
post #43,905
02 July 2009, 21:53 UTC#43,905
Just tripped over and dropped a hard bread bun off my balcony onto a car, as I looked over the security looked up at me. I was like OHH Shit, waiting for a knock on my door now.
post #43,906
02 July 2009, 22:00 UTC#43,906
QUOTE(mono @ Jul 2 2009, 10:45 PM) [snapback]553284[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 2 2009, 10:42 PM) [snapback]553282[/snapback]
Got a job at a pub up by my girlfriends' but everyone there is a cunt so I'm gonna quit and go home instead. HAI MIKE, LIAM etc
hahaha. please say it was that pub nightclub hybrid that served roast dinners at midnight?
Lol nah, how would I get there? Buses stop at 6pm (yes, seriously).
It's some tiny country pub that was bought out by the village and so is only ever packed with locals who go there EVERY NIGHT. It's 5 miles away from my gf's village so I have to cycle there and back every day. And all the locals are total wankers and can't accept anyone new in the village. I now know why they call it the CUNTryside.
post #43,907
03 July 2009, 00:41 UTC#43,907
I've started having nose bleeds when I get stressed and angry. My GF just made me rage then my nose started pissing blood. Which is then followed by a mad head ache. Thats not good right?
post #43,908
03 July 2009, 01:11 UTC#43,908
sounds like cancer
post #43,909
03 July 2009, 01:25 UTC#43,909
QUOTE(matt @ Jul 3 2009, 01:41 AM) [snapback]553296[/snapback]
I've started having nose bleeds when I get stressed and angry. My GF just made me rage then my nose started pissing blood. Which is then followed by a mad head ache. Thats not good right?
brain tumor?
post #43,910
03 July 2009, 02:12 UTC#43,910
QUOTE(matt @ Jul 3 2009, 01:41 AM) [snapback]553296[/snapback]
I've started having nose bleeds when I get stressed and angry. My GF just made me rage then my nose started pissing blood. Which is then followed by a mad head ache. Thats not good right?
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post #43,911
03 July 2009, 02:35 UTC#43,911
I drink orange juice.
post #43,912
03 July 2009, 06:43 UTC#43,912
QUOTE(k. @ Jul 3 2009, 03:12 AM) [snapback]553299[/snapback]
QUOTE(matt @ Jul 3 2009, 01:41 AM) [snapback]553296[/snapback]
I've started having nose bleeds when I get stressed and angry. My GF just made me rage then my nose started pissing blood. Which is then followed by a mad head ache. Thats not good right?
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Matt just get Scylla back from your brother and get the General to operate in exchange.
post #43,913
03 July 2009, 09:34 UTC#43,913
Stay away from live wires is my second bit of advice.
post #43,914
03 July 2009, 14:08 UTC#43,914
Haha, was waiting for the Prison Break reference. I did some checks online and it says that stress can lead to pressure in the head which causes nose bleeds and its nothing to worry about. But if it happen regularly then to get it looked at.
post #43,915
03 July 2009, 20:40 UTC#43,915
Panic at the disco just came on the tv while I was watching some top 100 videos thing and it reminded me of this gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHLPjEQL0A
Thought it needed to be shared...Good ol' Reading Festival.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHLPjEQL0A
Thought it needed to be shared...Good ol' Reading Festival.
post #43,916
03 July 2009, 20:56 UTC#43,916
I watched that without sound and thats hilarious, ill watch it with sound later
when I think of panic at the disco I think of vikings
when I think of panic at the disco I think of vikings
post #43,917
03 July 2009, 21:23 UTC#43,917
Lawls.
post #43,918
03 July 2009, 22:02 UTC#43,918
Had another nose bleed at work tonight, some customer started shouting his mouth off so I started shouting back and bosh, blood time. Brain tumour here I come! Needless to say they sent me home and got in trouble for not telling them before.
Anyone having problems with Chrome? I'm having to post with IE.
Anyone having problems with Chrome? I'm having to post with IE.
post #43,919
03 July 2009, 22:11 UTC#43,919
I would cut down on the coke, just a bit.
post #43,920
03 July 2009, 22:15 UTC#43,920
If only.