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post #42,782
23 May 2009, 01:19 UTC#42,782
drunkeness is next to godliness, right, cause im drunk and I'm god....
post #42,783
23 May 2009, 04:29 UTC#42,783
52-if your under a tin roof and do any of the previous things you are in the clear, god can't see through tin.
post #42,784
23 May 2009, 04:48 UTC#42,784
Holy shit what a long day, started work at 12pm just finished and got him now at 6am.
post #42,785
23 May 2009, 05:31 UTC#42,785
I read somewhere britain got in a car accident, that true?
post #42,786
23 May 2009, 08:25 UTC#42,786
britain has the best car accidents in the world.
post #42,787
23 May 2009, 09:53 UTC#42,787
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ May 23 2009, 06:31 AM) [snapback]549601[/snapback]

I read somewhere britain got in a car accident, that true?


yeah in a tunnel in paris.
post #42,788
23 May 2009, 10:02 UTC#42,788
Rest in peace the upper class' Jade Goody.
post #42,789
23 May 2009, 10:34 UTC#42,789
I got such a bad fuckin head right now, best birthday ever
post #42,790
23 May 2009, 10:50 UTC#42,790
QUOTE(bazariah @ May 23 2009, 10:34 AM) [snapback]549610[/snapback]

I got such a bad fuckin head right now, best birthday ever

you were hilarious last night.
post #42,791
23 May 2009, 10:59 UTC#42,791
QUOTE(mono @ May 23 2009, 11:50 AM) [snapback]549612[/snapback]

QUOTE(bazariah @ May 23 2009, 10:34 AM) [snapback]549610[/snapback]

I got such a bad fuckin head right now, best birthday ever

you were hilarious last night.



:biggrin: thanks .. it was great havin you there man
post #42,792
23 May 2009, 11:22 UTC#42,792
baz, would you kindly list services I could potentially receive for £2.50?
post #42,793
23 May 2009, 12:15 UTC#42,793
QUOTE(mono @ May 23 2009, 12:22 PM) [snapback]549615[/snapback]

baz, would you kindly list services I could potentially receive for £2.50?



£2.50 will guaruntee you a nice gummy blowjob from a no toothed lady of the night at the luxurious tooting common, for said £2.50 a bush will be vacated especially for your moment of pleasure

for an extra £2.50 or half a packet of high tar cigarettes said lady of the night will give you full access to her downstair, front and back doors
post #42,794
23 May 2009, 13:44 UTC#42,794
HAHAHA GOOD ONE MAN LOL!
post #42,795
23 May 2009, 15:35 UTC#42,795
So hungry and bored :(
post #42,796
23 May 2009, 15:54 UTC#42,796
Count your hair and then eat it
post #42,797
23 May 2009, 15:59 UTC#42,797
Climb a tall tree and hang out up there all day. Throw things at ground-walkers below. Silly ground-walkers.
post #42,798
23 May 2009, 16:52 UTC#42,798
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 23 2009, 01:44 PM) [snapback]549624[/snapback]

HAHAHA GOOD ONE MAN LOL!

JEALOUS
post #42,800
23 May 2009, 21:57 UTC#42,800
just came across dex's hgf parody video on my computer. seriously laughing, forgot how hilarious it is.
post #42,802
23 May 2009, 23:20 UTC#42,802
Come home for the weekend, went to Battersea and got a puppy. Staff, 4 months old, absolutely adorable and just wants to play all the time. And when she gets older I can make some money by entering her in dogfights.
post #42,803
24 May 2009, 00:01 UTC#42,803
QUOTE(mono @ May 23 2009, 10:57 PM) [snapback]549648[/snapback]

just came across dex's hgf parody video on my computer. seriously laughing, forgot how hilarious it is.


Anyway you could upload it somewhere so I can download it? Haven't seen it in ages and made it on an old laptop that broke. Would love to see it again.
post #42,804
24 May 2009, 04:10 UTC#42,804
does anyone still film stunts?

we are going to film tomorrow :D

feel like im 16 again.
post #42,805
24 May 2009, 06:16 UTC#42,805
QUOTE(T0M @ May 24 2009, 07:10 AM) [snapback]549657[/snapback]

does anyone still film stunts?

we are going to film tomorrow :D

feel like im 16 again.

Laff or Die do :)
post #42,806
24 May 2009, 07:24 UTC#42,806
once I have the cash to fund the stunts I wanna do.

doing stupid shit isn't ever gonna get old, just the scale is real old.
post #42,808
24 May 2009, 11:51 UTC#42,808
went for a ride this morning in some woods, didn't notice a huge patch of the stickiest mud I've ever seen, hit it going about 30 and the bike just stopped dead, I however, didnt....
post #42,809
24 May 2009, 11:54 UTC#42,809
Haha brilliant mental image over here.

It's so hot and sunny today it's amazing, and no ones about...
post #42,810
24 May 2009, 12:29 UTC#42,810
Take your rain back Britain, it just started raining here