Tell HGF Things

You guys are fucking boring! Stop having lives and post on here!

Yeah man, I've been working an ass-ton this week. Got more ahead of me. Getting ready to leave early. Gonna jog my ass to work all week.

GOTTA GET STACKKED, BRUH!

Ok ok ok, I have one.

I just felt like a massive shit was going to glide into my boxers like any second so I took a run into the office toilet and let out a really long and loud fart followed by a little shit ball, the size of a raisin. What a disappointment and a big fuss over nothing, wouldn't you say?

Oh Ray, how you've gone down in my estimations. tut tut.

I hate them Ben. When you dont know if your gunna shit a brick or something.

Yeah but it's still shit that came out and a little loose too so I still had to wipe just as much as if I had shit a ton. Shitty two-faced good for nothing turds make me mad.

I'm a BIG BAD MAN FOR TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF!

MY DICK'S BIGGER THAN YOURS! I COULD BEAT YOU UP!

So fucking Japan's caught up in the whole swine flu business.

People have gone and bought all of the surgical masks out and there's 5 minute updates on the TV. I'm down here in Osaka, which is near the shitstorm of this fiasco, Kobe, and everybody's flipping their arseholes about it. Some of my students cancelled today because they didn't want to leave their homes in case the flu comes up and teabags them in the face. I don't mind, because that gave me time to browse wikipedia and read useless shit whilst getting paid, but it made me wonder about all the gullible fucks who buy into this shit.

Flu that kills. So what? Riding a fucking bicycle kills, why not ban those and drive a car. No wait, cars kill people too! Shit! We better destroy them all and walk. Wait a second . . . the air is full of carcinogens and chemicals *gasp* I'll just stay home and eat these packets of instant ramen. Hang on a moment, this flavouring sachet contains MSG and preservatives that are harmful to me. Oh the humanity! I'll just eat fresh vegetables and fruits . . . that are sprayed with dangerous pesticides! Fuck that off with a stick. I should just eat these beans that are safely contained inside this protective pod, that's not lethal? right? Wrong! I might choke on the little fuckers! No way! The world's trying to kill me! Whatever shall I do!?

Kill your-fucking-self.

If you're that batshit crazy, you might as well remove yourself from the world that hates you so much. You going to die anyway, why prevent it? Man up, you nancy poofter. Hurl yourself onto the Midosuji subway line.

Stop believing all that you read, you damned sheeple.*

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*See what I did there? Haw haw.

moving out in a bit.

who is moving to arkansas to move in with me?

You remind me of Chris Leben.

If I switch the place of some of the letters in that sentence it turns into "Ben remind me of Chris Leyou".

So who is that? Who is Chris Leyou?

Some cunt that used to go to our school, no one liked him. No one.

this one works perfect

zoe kimball?

"Yeah, I'll have a medium pepperoni. And...could you space out the meat so it spells "happy birthday Moe"?"

"This is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies"

Does anybody on here from the US have Alltel Service?

I'm going to attempt to unlock an old AT&T Samsung Black Jack Go Phone and then get my Alltel service switched over to it.

I've read some tutorials online and it doesn't seem too hard. Just wondering if anybody has did anything similar.

about to go on a salvia trip. wish me luck



edit - woooooooooooooah

meh, wasnt that fun.

what happend then?

well for a few, seemed like my hands were melting, and that everything around me was turnin into a cartoonish thing. but I couldnt really enjoy it because in my head I kept going over this repeating thought of im failing and letting people down and shit like that. but I get like that when im sober and not on anything, cuz I always feel like I am, and it always ruins shit. but yeah for short time everything was like kinda weird and it made me laugh. I felt like I was in the loony tune cartoons I guess.

Never mind. SIM card based phones won't work on Alltel, regardless of being unlocked or not.

u need 20x or more to have a crazy time.

what did u have?

Nothings happening.

Listening to relapse now, will review it at the end

In Uni trying to organise an exhibition. Turns out I'm really not contributing anything and am instead drinking Innocent Smoothie and browsing hurmgurf.

Well enjoyed my first shift last night, but I love both jobs. Dont wanna leave NU.

saw my father today for the first time in like a year he's come back from spain for six months and I don't really know why.....

I got the job I had the interview for the other week, got a phonecall this morning, going in to sort the finer details out sometime this week. They're offering me a full time job as soon as I'm out of university too which is fantastic .

so how many reg posters does this site have? 10?

which you gonna take man, I need to know so that in a couple of months I know where to expect my cheap drinks....