Tell HGF Things

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Give me the lowdown on this tooth plez.

well I had a real bad tooth ache a couple of weeks ago, went to the dentist and he said it was an absess and the tooth was rotten and wanted a bunch of money to rip the fucker out.

Having no money I thought I would get it out myself so thats what I did.. tried all the regular stuff; punch to the affected area, string attached to a door etc, none of it worked, the next day it was really fuckin hurting so I thought fuck it, who needs a dentist I can radge this out with some plyers (yeah I like plyers wanna fight about it..) so I iced my gum up to stem the bleeding and off I went, took me about 5-6 mins off pulling and yelling and bleeding, but I got it out. one lovely half rotten tooth complete with silver filling.

I took a photo of it and posted it on EBAY thinking I would get shit from it, couple of days went by and I got three people bidding fiercley for it, when the auction ended Roberta from Wiltshire had won and paypalled me the money up

I sent the tooth first class in some bubble wrap this morning along with a note saying "thanks for buying this tooth, send me chocolate and come back next year for some more"

Well thats the lowdown. And I think I understated how much blood there was, I was pale as hell after it and the bath is still stained, it would have been awesome footage! Good thing is my mouth doesn't hurt no more though

Hahaa.. I can't believe someone would buy a tooth though.. Good on you.

lol oh my


well im coming round later to hack it off...

I know I was well chuffed when I got the mail about the bidding war that was going on!

I should have my cash soon enough

oh how I do love money

that dude up there^^^ is mark mason

Dude doesn't it bother you that there's some guy out there who actually wanted this piece of you? Cos it'd bother me. I know all about weird perverted freaks, having lived amongst them for years while filming my documentary.

Nah I aint worried at all (I also aint MarK Mason )

I guess if bad stuff starts happening to me then voodoo works, but other than that nah, it's not like they know who I am or know my address. IF they did I would be a little more worried that I had some crazed stalker on my ass. But no

I think it'd make a nice display piece for the mantle maybe. Or framed in a gallery.

opps sorry.. your sig is confusing

OR TRIBUTE TO THE DARK LORD IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL?!?!?! EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, SMART GUY?!?!

I am marc mason though haha nevermind wonder if I still have that pic of my manky tooth laying around, might put it in a new sig if I can find it...




Meh whats my soul ever done for me (apart from open electric doors)

I like tom greens new song

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/me wonders if "the last boyscout" with bruce willis, is worth watching.

Ooooh is it on tonight? I'll be watching, I <3 mindless action and men in vests.

Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup

Quit whining and come back to school feig.

Quiet you, I have doctors appointment to see if I have it tomorow, what a mosterous shit to pile on me near christmas

damn mumps can make you impotent

I know it sucks, fucking shit that is, oh well atleast no condoms

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Merry Christmas my boy! Have some swellings on me!

LMAO!!

Oh my god that filmed ruled so much ass... Don't listen to boner jones and his hethen blasphemy... go and watch the exorcism of emily rose or suffer under the daemons and shit...


So worth watching...

I watched it with Sam <3

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Sucks to be a chicken.


Sucks to be a donkey.


Sucks to be an iguana.


Sucks to be a zebra.


Sucks to be us.



Now thats a Bitchin' reptile.

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I poop. But not as often as I should, prunes anybody?

eww... prunes... I poop like every few days or so...