post #391
07 December 2005, 20:23 UTC#391
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Give me the lowdown on this tooth plez.
Give me the lowdown on this tooth plez.
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post #392
07 December 2005, 20:24 UTC#392
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Dec 7 2005, 08:22 PM)
I have a lot of shit wrong with me... one thing being an ingrowing toenail I plan to pull out later on with some needlenose plyers.
Oh and an update on the tooth, it sold on EBAY for £67 to Roberta in Wiltshire... Fuckin freak
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Oh and an update on the tooth, it sold on EBAY for £67 to Roberta in Wiltshire... Fuckin freak
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post #393
07 December 2005, 20:30 UTC#393
well I had a real bad tooth ache a couple of weeks ago, went to the dentist and he said it was an absess and the tooth was rotten and wanted a bunch of money to rip the fucker out.
Having no money I thought I would get it out myself so thats what I did.. tried all the regular stuff; punch to the affected area, string attached to a door etc, none of it worked, the next day it was really fuckin hurting so I thought fuck it, who needs a dentist I can radge this out with some plyers (yeah I like plyers wanna fight about it..) so I iced my gum up to stem the bleeding and off I went, took me about 5-6 mins off pulling and yelling and bleeding, but I got it out. one lovely half rotten tooth complete with silver filling.
I took a photo of it and posted it on EBAY thinking I would get shit from it, couple of days went by and I got three people bidding fiercley for it, when the auction ended Roberta from Wiltshire had won and paypalled me the money up
I sent the tooth first class in some bubble wrap this morning along with a note saying "thanks for buying this tooth, send me chocolate and come back next year for some more"
Well thats the lowdown. And I think I understated how much blood there was, I was pale as hell after it and the bath is still stained, it would have been awesome footage! Good thing is my mouth doesn't hurt no more though
Having no money I thought I would get it out myself
so thats what I did.. tried all the regular stuff; punch to the affected area, string attached to a door etc, none of it worked, the next day it was really fuckin hurting so I thought fuck it, who needs a dentist I can radge this out with some plyers (yeah I like plyers wanna fight about it..) so I iced my gum up to stem the bleeding and off I went, took me about 5-6 mins off pulling and yelling and bleeding, but I got it out. one lovely half rotten tooth complete with silver filling. I took a photo of it and posted it on EBAY thinking I would get shit from it, couple of days went by and I got three people bidding fiercley for it, when the auction ended Roberta from Wiltshire had won and paypalled me the money up
I sent the tooth first class in some bubble wrap this morning along with a note saying "thanks for buying this tooth, send me chocolate and come back next year for some more"
Well thats the lowdown. And I think I understated how much blood there was, I was pale as hell after it and the bath is still stained, it would have been awesome footage! Good thing is my mouth doesn't hurt no more though
post #394
07 December 2005, 20:33 UTC#394
Hahaa.. I can't believe someone would buy a tooth though.. Good on you.
post #395
07 December 2005, 20:33 UTC#395
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Dec 7 2005, 07:04 PM)
QUOTE(jem @ Dec 7 2005, 07:03 PM)
QUOTE(sam[gomp)
,Dec 7 2005, 07:00 PM]really? looked good, I'll take your word for it though, and jem... wash?
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I well want too see that film...
ive tried that... and pat...
can I have your hand instead then??
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you cant have my right hand, thats too important
SHIT I FEEL A POLL COMING
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lol oh my
well im coming round later to hack it off...
post #396
07 December 2005, 20:34 UTC#396
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Dec 7 2005, 08:33 PM)
Hahaa.. I can't believe someone would buy a tooth though.. Good on you.
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I know I was well chuffed when I got the mail about the bidding war that was going on!
I should have my cash soon enough
oh how I do love money
post #397
07 December 2005, 20:35 UTC#397
that dude up there^^^ is mark mason
post #398
07 December 2005, 20:37 UTC#398
Dude doesn't it bother you that there's some guy out there who actually wanted this piece of you? Cos it'd bother me. I know all about weird perverted freaks, having lived amongst them for years while filming my documentary.
post #399
07 December 2005, 20:37 UTC#399
Nah I aint worried at all (I also aint MarK Mason 
)
I guess if bad stuff starts happening to me then voodoo works, but other than that nah, it's not like they know who I am or know my address. IF they did I would be a little more worried that I had some crazed stalker on my ass. But no
I think it'd make a nice display piece for the mantle maybe. Or framed in a gallery.
)I guess if bad stuff starts happening to me then voodoo works, but other than that nah, it's not like they know who I am or know my address. IF they did I would be a little more worried that I had some crazed stalker on my ass. But no
I think it'd make a nice display piece for the mantle maybe. Or framed in a gallery.
post #400
07 December 2005, 20:40 UTC#400
opps sorry.. your sig is confusing
post #401
07 December 2005, 20:41 UTC#401
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Dec 7 2005, 09:37 PM)
I think it'd make a nice display piece for the mantle maybe. Or framed in a gallery.
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OR TRIBUTE TO THE DARK LORD IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL?!?!?! EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, SMART GUY?!?!
post #402
07 December 2005, 20:42 UTC#402
I am marc mason though 
haha nevermind wonder if I still have that pic of my manky tooth laying around, might put it in a new sig if I can find it...
Meh whats my soul ever done for me (apart from open electric doors)
haha nevermind wonder if I still have that pic of my manky tooth laying around, might put it in a new sig if I can find it...QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Dec 7 2005, 08:41 PM)
OR TRIBUTE TO THE DARK LORD IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL?!?!?! EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, SMART GUY?!?!
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Meh whats my soul ever done for me (apart from open electric doors)
post #403
07 December 2005, 20:47 UTC#403
I like tom greens new song
post #404
07 December 2005, 20:48 UTC#404
QUOTE(MattG @ Dec 7 2005, 08:47 PM)
I like tom greens new song
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What is it hes songs rock Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #405
07 December 2005, 20:49 UTC#405
/me wonders if "the last boyscout" with bruce willis, is worth watching.
post #406
07 December 2005, 20:51 UTC#406
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Dec 7 2005, 09:49 PM)
/me wonders if "the last boyscout" with bruce willis, is worth watching.
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Ooooh is it on tonight? I'll be watching, I <3 mindless action and men in vests.
post #407
07 December 2005, 21:00 UTC#407
Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #408
07 December 2005, 21:04 UTC#408
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 09:00 PM)
Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Quit whining and come back to school feig.
post #409
07 December 2005, 21:07 UTC#409
QUOTE(Mono @ Dec 7 2005, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 09:00 PM)
Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Quit whining and come back to school feig.
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Quiet you, I have doctors appointment to see if I have it tomorow, what a mosterous shit to pile on me near christmas
post #410
07 December 2005, 21:09 UTC#410
damn mumps can make you impotent
post #411
07 December 2005, 21:10 UTC#411
I know it sucks, fucking shit that is, oh well atleast no condoms
post #412
07 December 2005, 21:12 UTC#412
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Dec 7 2005, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 09:00 PM)
Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Quit whining and come back to school feig.
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Quiet you, I have doctors appointment to see if I have it tomorow, what a mosterous shit to pile on me near christmas
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Merry Christmas my boy! Have some swellings on me!
post #413
07 December 2005, 21:12 UTC#413
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Dec 7 2005, 09:12 PM)
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Dec 7 2005, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE(Joe. @ Dec 7 2005, 09:00 PM)
Rob-DR- has just informed me I may have the mumps, ooo woe me Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Quit whining and come back to school feig.
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Quiet you, I have doctors appointment to see if I have it tomorow, what a mosterous shit to pile on me near christmas
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Merry Christmas my boy! Have some swellings on me!
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LMAO!!
post #414
07 December 2005, 23:07 UTC#414
Oh my god that filmed ruled so much ass... Don't listen to boner jones and his hethen blasphemy... go and watch the exorcism of emily rose or suffer under the daemons and shit...
So worth watching...
So worth watching...
post #415
08 December 2005, 01:27 UTC#415
I watched it with Sam <3
post #416
08 December 2005, 01:30 UTC#416
I made poop today Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #417
08 December 2005, 01:38 UTC#417
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
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Sucks to be a chicken.
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
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Sucks to be a donkey.
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.
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Sucks to be an iguana.
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
Zebras can't see the color orange.
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Sucks to be a zebra.
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates
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Sucks to be us.
QUOTE(Some Website @ Dec 8 2005, 01:30 AM)
When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from its eyes.
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Now thats a Bitchin' reptile.
post #418
08 December 2005, 01:44 UTC#418
everybody poops Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #419
08 December 2005, 01:46 UTC#419
I poop. But not as often as I should, prunes anybody?
post #420
08 December 2005, 01:49 UTC#420
eww... prunes... I poop like every few days or so...