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benCKa
post #40,561
24 March 2009, 17:50 UTC#40,561
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Mar 24 2009, 06:16 PM) [snapback]541116[/snapback]

I see you girls checking out our lumps
I see you girls checking out the front of our trunks
I see you girls checking out our rumps
then up to the trunks and back to the sugar lumps

Keep up with it the times Funk!
made
post #40,562
24 March 2009, 17:59 UTC#40,562
Posting lyrics is now banned. People who do so face perma-bans.
Skipper
post #40,563
24 March 2009, 18:00 UTC#40,563
QUOTE(made @ Mar 24 2009, 05:59 PM) [snapback]541125[/snapback]

Posting lyrics is now banned. People who do so face perma-bans.


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

QUOTE
Daw maaaaddeeee!

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is going' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is going' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
made
post #40,564
24 March 2009, 18:07 UTC#40,564
QUOTE(Skipper @ Mar 24 2009, 06:00 PM) [snapback]541126[/snapback]

QUOTE(made @ Mar 24 2009, 05:59 PM) [snapback]541125[/snapback]

Posting lyrics is now banned. People who do so face perma-bans.


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

QUOTE
Daw maaaaddeeee!

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is going' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is going' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)


Image file not present in the recovered backup
Skipper
post #40,565
24 March 2009, 18:10 UTC#40,565
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*

[Verse One: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse Two: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm this-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

[Eminem] Kids!
made
post #40,566
24 March 2009, 18:23 UTC#40,566
Try it now... Go on...

lol.
Funk Master Steven
post #40,567
24 March 2009, 19:50 UTC#40,567
woah guy, unless you care about the lyrics posted it's all good

secret admin has spoken
cIRca
post #40,568
24 March 2009, 20:15 UTC#40,568
Yo listen up FMS, here's a little story for you.

Its about a guy who lives in an idiosyncratic world in which the colour blue is prominent. All day long and all night, the colour blue is still present in this strange world. He even has a blue car, a 1978 Modified Chevrolet Corvette which matches the colour of his house and windows. It's all blue FMS, all of it.

So there you go.
made
post #40,569
24 March 2009, 20:36 UTC#40,569
Thats better.
Skipper
post #40,570
24 March 2009, 20:56 UTC#40,570
lol, them pictures are out of all context now. ANd we all look racist.
benCKa
post #40,571
24 March 2009, 20:56 UTC#40,571
wtf just happened is the whole forum on dope haha
cIRca
post #40,572
24 March 2009, 20:58 UTC#40,572
Bring it back. :(
made
post #40,573
24 March 2009, 21:00 UTC#40,573
It's still there lol.
Funk Master Steven
post #40,574
24 March 2009, 21:06 UTC#40,574
my retarded ass ISP provider at my college randomly distributes IPs to everyone 3-5 days, but everyone using the internet shares the same damn IP.

that means that someone at my college has been replied to a CP thread and I'm getting b& for it. also fools have been flooding and other mad shit, finally realize why I've been getting b& every other day lol


made
post #40,575
24 March 2009, 21:07 UTC#40,575
hidemyass.com
Skipper
post #40,576
24 March 2009, 21:12 UTC#40,576
yeah ok tht thread has now lost all of the littel sense it had in the first place haha.
cIRca
post #40,577
24 March 2009, 21:42 UTC#40,577
I'm totally getting some chinese food.

So what if I shot club sluts and shitty bands. I'm getting the food I want now.

Suck it negros

So if anyone on here is close to me (Devon, UK) and would be interested in getting some food and generally living the good life get in contact with me.
Slavin
post #40,578
24 March 2009, 21:48 UTC#40,578
my puppies sick Image file not present in the recovered backup think he may of had a stroke or something. hes fucked up. cant even sit by himself, hes all wobbly.

fuckin feel so br00tal right now cuz I cant really help him. we got a vet apointment 2morrow for him. have to drive to thunder bay for it and its piss raining and icy out. I dunno. I hope hes alright. fuckin pains me to see a helpless animal go thru somethin bad. and its tearin me up even more cuz its my dog. and he isnt even 2 years old.

fuck this day.
Skipper
post #40,579
24 March 2009, 21:50 UTC#40,579
Edit: haha, even I feel bad about that one.
cIRca
post #40,580
24 March 2009, 22:09 UTC#40,580
Stop saying br00tal.
Skipper
post #40,582
24 March 2009, 22:22 UTC#40,582
lol that bloke is a prick, he lives down here, I'll find him and slap the fucker.
Funk Master Steven
post #40,583
24 March 2009, 22:41 UTC#40,583
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 24 2009, 05:42 PM) [snapback]541182[/snapback]

I'm totally getting some chinese food.

So what if I shot club sluts and shitty bands. I'm getting the food I want now.

Suck it negros

So if anyone on here is close to me (Devon, UK) and would be interested in getting some food and generally living the good life get in contact with me.


fucking post of the year so far

QUOTE(Slavin @ Mar 24 2009, 05:48 PM) [snapback]541183[/snapback]

my puppies sick Image file not present in the recovered backup think he may of had a stroke or something. hes fucked up. cant even sit by himself, hes all wobbly.

fuckin feel so br00tal right now cuz I cant really help him. we got a vet apointment 2morrow for him. have to drive to thunder bay for it and its piss raining and icy out. I dunno. I hope hes alright. fuckin pains me to see a helpless animal go thru somethin bad. and its tearin me up even more cuz its my dog. and he isnt even 2 years old.

fuck this day.


bet you five bucks it is an inner ear infection, really messes up there balance.
Slavin
post #40,584
24 March 2009, 22:47 UTC#40,584
yeah thats what we're hopin it is, its just rough watching him, he cant even sit up without fallin over and I dunno, I cant handle it, its rough

Funk Master Steven
post #40,585
24 March 2009, 22:49 UTC#40,585
whats his weight like?

hope it isn't parvo, it's treatable but a real hassle on the owners.

k.
post #40,587
24 March 2009, 22:58 UTC#40,587
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 24 2009, 09:42 PM) [snapback]541182[/snapback]

I'm totally getting some chinese food.

So what if I shot club sluts and shitty bands. I'm getting the food I want now.

Suck it negros

So if anyone on here is close to me (Devon, UK) and would be interested in getting some food and generally living the good life get in contact with me.


can I have some :D




slavin <3
corus
post #40,588
24 March 2009, 22:59 UTC#40,588
my cats 20 years old, has no idea whats going on around him, regularly falls over and doesn't move for a while. He's awesome! Ask tom!
Mr. Brown
post #40,589
24 March 2009, 23:13 UTC#40,589
The only famous person to ever live in my shit hole town died today - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/ap_on_...e/bba_obit_kell

Granted he was a successful baseball player decades ago, but my town never let it go and probably never will. It's sad how many things around here are named after him.

He was a good man though. He once gave me and some friends $5 towards our Bike-A-Thon funds which we promptly spent on sodas a mere ten minutes later. It was hot outside goddammit.
cIRca
post #40,590
24 March 2009, 23:14 UTC#40,590
QUOTE(corus @ Mar 24 2009, 10:59 PM) [snapback]541199[/snapback]

my cats 20 years old, has no idea whats going on around him, regularly falls over and doesn't move for a while. He's awesome! Ask tom!

It's true. He's come back to life like 10 times.

9 lives? Pfft.