post #39,871
08 March 2009, 14:34 UTC#39,871
Say an old girlfriend called and you might get back together.
Or stick it in her ass.
Or stick it in her ass.
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post #39,872
08 March 2009, 14:41 UTC#39,872
do you feel awkard around her? if you do maybe you shouldnt hide it so she gets the message?
post #39,873
08 March 2009, 14:46 UTC#39,873
Or do the exact opposite.
Tell her you can't live without her, and ask her to marry you. When she denies you, run out of the room crying.
Tell her you can't live without her, and ask her to marry you. When she denies you, run out of the room crying.
post #39,874
08 March 2009, 14:51 UTC#39,874
IF she denies you.
Otherwise you're pretty much fucked.
Otherwise you're pretty much fucked.
post #39,875
08 March 2009, 14:52 UTC#39,875
It's a gamble, but the longer he holds out on it, the more likely she'll say yes.
Now.
Now.
post #39,876
08 March 2009, 15:05 UTC#39,876
"Sorry but my last victim testafied against me, and it's given me serious trust issues."
post #39,877
08 March 2009, 15:06 UTC#39,877
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 8 2009, 02:32 PM) [snapback]538465[/snapback]
Get her to send you pics of her tits etc.
You know, just to have.
Some girl I work with confirmed she's sent n00dz to her mate.
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 8 2009, 02:32 PM) [snapback]538466[/snapback]
"I have a WoW raid and it's REALLY important I make it, because I wanna score my tier 2 epic shoulder armour."
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 8 2009, 02:41 PM) [snapback]538468[/snapback]
do you feel awkard around her? if you do maybe you shouldnt hide it so she gets the message?
Nah, she's fine to chill with. She's just so intense - loads of texts and wanting to see me every day. I've met her once.
QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 8 2009, 02:46 PM) [snapback]538469[/snapback]
Tell her you can't live without her, and ask her to marry you. When she denies you, run out of the room crying.
She'd accept. I mean, who wouldn't Ray?
post #39,878
08 March 2009, 15:10 UTC#39,878
To be honest mate, I'd fuck her, just to get your wick dipped. But the whole time you're having sex with her, just glare at her face really intensely, don't make a sound. Come in total silence, withdraw, then (while still fixing her with the glare) tug off the condom. Toss it onto her stomach, mutter "You make me sick..." and go make yourself a coffee.
post #39,879
08 March 2009, 15:22 UTC#39,879
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 8 2009, 03:10 PM) [snapback]538474[/snapback]
To be honest mate, I'd fuck her, just to get your wick dipped. But the whole time you're having sex with her, just glare at her face really intensely, don't make a sound. Come in total silence, withdraw, then (while still fixing her with the glare) tug off the condom. Toss it onto her stomach, mutter "You make me sick..." and go make yourself a coffee.
as funny as that is thats fuckin creepy lol
post #39,880
08 March 2009, 15:25 UTC#39,880
That's fucking awesome.
post #39,881
08 March 2009, 16:38 UTC#39,881
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 8 2009, 03:10 PM) [snapback]538474[/snapback]
To be honest mate, I'd fuck her, just to get your wick dipped. But the whole time you're having sex with her, just glare at her face really intensely, don't make a sound. Come in total silence, withdraw, then (while still fixing her with the glare) tug off the condom. Toss it onto her stomach, mutter "You make me sick..." and go make yourself a coffee.
Fucking lol.
Mike, do this.
post #39,882
08 March 2009, 16:42 UTC#39,882
Do what Rob said but after your done and she's about to leave say "your not through yet" then go get a blow torch and a wire cloths hanger and defile her perfect skin.
post #39,883
08 March 2009, 17:04 UTC#39,883
going out filmin some snowmobiling/skiing. BYE.
post #39,884
08 March 2009, 17:27 UTC#39,884
There is no way that footage will be good.
And guys, Sams dad just died so if you can all be super nice to him that would be great.
And guys, Sams dad just died so if you can all be super nice to him that would be great.
post #39,885
08 March 2009, 17:35 UTC#39,885
got out of control drunk last night, still drunk, and threw the hosts ipod across the garage and then it got stolen. and she claims its me, but it's not I would've found it by now, chugged half a 26 of Absolut apple vodka cause a hot bitch was trying to get me drunk, then I poured a whole beer on a dumb cunts head and got kicked out. good night 
post #39,886
08 March 2009, 18:04 UTC#39,886
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 8 2009, 01:27 PM) [snapback]538492[/snapback]
And guys, Sams dad just died so if you can all be super nice to him that would be great.
Didn't he make fun of my dead gran?
post #39,887
08 March 2009, 18:27 UTC#39,887
Yeah lol.
post #39,888
08 March 2009, 18:34 UTC#39,888
The Benchwarmers is on five right now. A surprisingly funny film.
post #39,889
08 March 2009, 18:55 UTC#39,889
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 8 2009, 02:27 PM) [snapback]538498[/snapback]
Yeah lol.
Pretty stand up guy that Sam fellow.
Can't say the same about his old man.
post #39,890
08 March 2009, 19:05 UTC#39,890
that sucks for ol saHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG....
post #39,891
08 March 2009, 19:14 UTC#39,891
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 8 2009, 05:10 PM) [snapback]538474[/snapback]
To be honest mate, I'd fuck her, just to get your wick dipped. But the whole time you're having sex with her, just glare at her face really intensely, don't make a sound. Come in total silence, withdraw, then (while still fixing her with the glare) tug off the condom. Toss it onto her stomach, mutter "You make me sick..." and go make yourself a coffee.
hahahaha
post #39,892
08 March 2009, 19:29 UTC#39,892
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Mar 8 2009, 06:55 PM) [snapback]538506[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 8 2009, 02:27 PM) [snapback]538498[/snapback]
Yeah lol.
Pretty stand up guy that Sam fellow.
Can't say the same about his old man.
At least he died trying to purify water to help people in the wastelands.
post #39,893
08 March 2009, 19:31 UTC#39,893
lol.
Shit man, mine too. What are the odds?
Shit man, mine too. What are the odds?
post #39,894
08 March 2009, 19:48 UTC#39,894
Maybe we're all brothers? dad's been around the block a couple of times...
post #39,895
08 March 2009, 19:58 UTC#39,895
QUOTE(corus @ Mar 8 2009, 03:29 PM) [snapback]538517[/snapback]
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Mar 8 2009, 06:55 PM) [snapback]538506[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 8 2009, 02:27 PM) [snapback]538498[/snapback]
Yeah lol.
Pretty stand up guy that Sam fellow.
Can't say the same about his old man.
At least he died trying to purify water to help people in the wastelands.
At very least I'd say. Knowing he ain't really dead kind of takes the fun out of taking the piss.
post #39,896
08 March 2009, 20:01 UTC#39,896
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Mar 7 2009, 07:19 PM) [snapback]538382[/snapback]
QUOTE(j0nes @ Mar 6 2009, 08:37 PM) [snapback]538323[/snapback]
the answer is easy... get to level 20 and youre pretty much done.
they have DLC that expands the story, and they also have another release coming out in a few weeks that raises the cap to level 30 and has parts to do after beating the game.
What's the point of a level cap anyway? Can't they just get rid of it completely? Who cares if you become next to invincible, it would be all fun at that point if you ever made it that far.
And fucking DLCs don't exist for the PS3 haha
post #39,897
08 March 2009, 22:45 UTC#39,897
post #39,898
08 March 2009, 22:51 UTC#39,898
The stress that this will cause jade will surely be the final nail in the coffin.
post #39,899
08 March 2009, 23:00 UTC#39,899
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 8 2009, 10:45 PM) [snapback]538559[/snapback]
Broken Link?
post #39,900
08 March 2009, 23:02 UTC#39,900
I think matt has hit the nail on the head there. Broken link.