22 February 2009, 20:13 UTC#39,421
One day, perhaps.
In other news, Yorkshire puddings with strawberry jam. Yes.
Now over to FMS with the weather. Hows it looking out there Al?
22 February 2009, 20:22 UTC#39,422
Well Tom were still trying to figure out if it's going to be party sunny with a lil cloudy or partly cloudy with a lil sunny.
God is going to be smiting the brown people for the next couple of days, so wear a rain coat.
22 February 2009, 20:32 UTC#39,423
Thanks Al that sounds lovely.
Now here's Liam with the traffic report.
22 February 2009, 20:44 UTC#39,424
Well, I don't want to alarm you, but because of new environmental policies implemented by the government to cut emissions across the country, it's actually illegal to travel in a vehicle. Of any kind. So there's no traffic to report...at all, actually. Not today, not tomorrow. Not ever. Just a lot of empty roads. You know how it is really late at night when you can walk in the street and there's no cars around and it's really quiet? Yeah, it's like that ALL THE TIME.
Which I guess means I'm out of a job. Thanks a fucking lot guys. Six years I've been at this station, now I'm destitute. Oh, don't worry about where my next hot meal is gonna come from, as long as the trees and the flowers are a-okay. You guys make me sick.
Back to you Tom. Or whatever, I don't give a fuck.
22 February 2009, 20:54 UTC#39,425
On behalf of everyone here at HGF News and all those watching at home, we'd like to take this opportunity to wish Liam the best of luck in whatever walk of life he may embark upon and to thank him for his years of servitude even though he tested positive for a mild horse tranquiliser.
Now over to Duran with today's sport.
22 February 2009, 21:39 UTC#39,426
I'm Duran, hello. This is sport. lol.
22 February 2009, 21:41 UTC#39,427
haha sorry to break it, but quite a funny read there. def did the voice overs in my head. liam has such a soothing voice even tho he was upset
22 February 2009, 23:30 UTC#39,428
Can someone PM the rapidshare pw pleeease?
23 February 2009, 00:56 UTC#39,429
23 February 2009, 01:00 UTC#39,430
two things
1 - thanks for the pic of yur sis. def fappin to that. please in the future post moar
2 - why is anderson silva serving the pagne?? amirite anyone?? (or the people who know who anderson silva is)
23 February 2009, 01:25 UTC#39,431
Yes all black people look alike
23 February 2009, 01:29 UTC#39,432
QUOTE(DEX @ Feb 23 2009, 12:56 AM) [snapback]536734[/snapback]
recession yuss
23 February 2009, 02:10 UTC#39,433
That is a ridiculous amount of money.
That was a pretty proper looking shindig though. My affairs usually involve cheap beer and people lounging in a friend's living room.
23 February 2009, 02:53 UTC#39,434
anyone else watchin the oscars?? I made it an hour before I got bored of them, but im still slightly watching them
23 February 2009, 03:58 UTC#39,435
Kane is homo.
23 February 2009, 04:27 UTC#39,436
That Cristal better have coke in it.
23 February 2009, 06:51 UTC#39,437
My wrist is broken
23 February 2009, 07:03 UTC#39,438
That wrist better have some coke in it.
23 February 2009, 10:16 UTC#39,439
That club Dex is in seems like the sort of place to have a hip-hop video shoot just going on in the background.
23 February 2009, 10:20 UTC#39,440
Nah Big Mike is too short you would never see him.
23 February 2009, 10:22 UTC#39,441
QUOTE(cIRca @ Feb 23 2009, 11:20 AM) [snapback]536770[/snapback]
Nah Big Mike is too short you would never see him.
He's off filming girls getting with each other, then bragging about it on here. However, the only thing we ever see are his home-made tee designs.
23 February 2009, 10:27 UTC#39,442
So today is the day. My meeting at work to decide whether I am jobless or not. Shitting bricks, cereal. Cant lose this job.
23 February 2009, 10:30 UTC#39,443
QUOTE(made @ Feb 23 2009, 11:27 AM) [snapback]536775[/snapback]
So today is the day. My meeting at work to decide whether I am jobless or not. Shitting bricks, cereal. Cant lose this job.
Good luck mate. They'd be totally fucked without you around keeping their shit together. Whatever happens, Army Of 2 <33333333
23 February 2009, 10:31 UTC#39,444
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Feb 23 2009, 10:22 AM) [snapback]536772[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ Feb 23 2009, 11:20 AM) [snapback]536770[/snapback]
Nah Big Mike is too short you would never see him.
He's off filming girls getting with each other, then bragging about it on here. However, the only thing we ever see are his home-made tee designs.
23 February 2009, 10:34 UTC#39,445
Do you just have shit load of pre-cut forum members PSD's laying around? lol.
23 February 2009, 10:39 UTC#39,446
I'M JUST NIMBLY BIMBLY.
23 February 2009, 10:40 UTC#39,447
Wanna come to the meeting with me?
23 February 2009, 10:44 UTC#39,448
Yeah I can be your lawyer.
23 February 2009, 11:51 UTC#39,449
23 February 2009, 11:55 UTC#39,450
If anything it can only provide peace-of-mind that she cannot molest the toddlers with as much precision as say, a two-handed Mark Speight type character could.
