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jonb
post #38,791
03 February 2009, 04:20 UTC#38,791
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 2 2009, 10:47 AM) [snapback]533673[/snapback]

QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 2 2009, 06:42 PM) [snapback]533670[/snapback]

I think my body's become completely resistant to naproxen. :sad:

(It's a pain-reliever found in Aleve. Probably because I've taken at least 2 a day for the past couple months.)

I've just had these crazy raging head aches every day. The Aleve used to get rid of them, but now it's just doing nothing at all.

Maybe I have an inoperable brain tumor?

Tell your doctor and get put on medicinal marijuana.


moody can help u, just watch his vid.


QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 2 2009, 02:04 PM) [snapback]533712[/snapback]

Watching summit called "sanchez get high". Never heard of it, pritchard and dainton go round the world trying to get off their tits on different countries drugs. hmmm Image file not present in the recovered backup


link me?

QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Feb 2 2009, 02:07 PM) [snapback]533714[/snapback]

QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 2 2009, 06:04 PM) [snapback]533712[/snapback]

Watching summit called "sanchez get high". Never heard of it, pritchard and dainton go round the world trying to get off their tits on different countries drugs. hmmm Image file not present in the recovered backup


I didn't know they leaked that, they did actually come through here to try our exotic red meth.

Dainton froze part of his lung lol.


for cereal?

:/
Funk Master Steven
post #38,792
03 February 2009, 04:43 UTC#38,792
I'm good at selling bullshit.
jonb
post #38,794
03 February 2009, 05:31 UTC#38,794
Whats wrong with it?
imre_tse
post #38,795
03 February 2009, 06:48 UTC#38,795
Try again.
ILL-FILMZ
post #38,796
03 February 2009, 06:52 UTC#38,796
whats right with it?
imre_tse
post #38,797
03 February 2009, 08:35 UTC#38,797
Pretty stoked on that. Grew up watching those with my motor head uncle.
Rob764
post #38,798
03 February 2009, 08:36 UTC#38,798
Our boiler broke 3 days ago. Won't be fixed until Thursday. No heating or hot water. It's the worst snow in Britain for 20 years. I can see my own breath in my living room.


Happy days.
iammarcmason
post #38,799
03 February 2009, 09:08 UTC#38,799
sunny up here now :sad: I want my snow back.!
Liam
post #38,800
03 February 2009, 10:08 UTC#38,800
Basically all the snow round here has just been compacted into ice. Fell arse over tit on the way into uni and got slush all up my side. AWESOME.
benCKa
post #38,801
03 February 2009, 10:50 UTC#38,801
Strawberry slush? Image file not present in the recovered backup
j0nes
post #38,802
03 February 2009, 11:08 UTC#38,802
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Feb 3 2009, 10:36 AM) [snapback]533841[/snapback]

Our boiler broke 3 days ago. Won't be fixed until Thursday. No heating or hot water. It's the worst snow in Britain for 20 years. I can see my own breath in my living room.


Happy days.

haha Ben and I were actualy discussing this yesterday... how you britts suck at isolating your houses :D instead you use hotwaterbottles and electricblankets and other ridiculous shizz to keep warm! YOU SO SILLY!
cIRca
post #38,803
03 February 2009, 11:16 UTC#38,803
WE CANT ALL SLAUGHTER OUR HAIRY INBRED NEIGHBOURS AND WEAR THEM, JONES. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
benCKa
post #38,804
03 February 2009, 11:22 UTC#38,804
Haha not dissing England or anything but is there a law that houses have to be built with single windows and no isolation? I've always had a blast in England but god damn it the houses I've slept in have been ice cold in the morning, excluding Webs attic. Even in Newquay I woke up with a runny nose and that was in the summer.

I've even heard that there are some kinds of cushions for sale that you are supposed to stuff under the door so that the cold air from the outside doesn't get in. What's wrong with simple thresholds? :D

I love England however.
cIRca
post #38,805
03 February 2009, 11:26 UTC#38,805
Come over then you big man, you.
benCKa
post #38,806
03 February 2009, 11:28 UTC#38,806
I'm coming over, isolating your houses
k.
post #38,807
03 February 2009, 11:30 UTC#38,807
QUOTE(benCKa @ Feb 3 2009, 11:22 AM) [snapback]533870[/snapback]

Even in Newquay I woke up with a runny nose and that was in the summer.




Diddums :wub:
Liam
post #38,809
03 February 2009, 14:17 UTC#38,809
Tuesdays are bullshittt. Four classes spaced out between 9-5 with four hours of fuck-all in between.

BOREDOM RAAGE.
wkh
post #38,810
03 February 2009, 14:24 UTC#38,810
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 3 2009, 02:17 PM) [snapback]533894[/snapback]

Tuesdays are bullshittt. Four classes spaced out between 9-5 with four hours of fuck-all in between.

BOREDOM RAAGE.

Back in 2000 when I used to be in college, we had a fucking 2 hour break....


I think I spent most my days in the pub playing pool.......... ahhh the good old days when no one used to ID
j0nes
post #38,811
03 February 2009, 14:34 UTC#38,811
QUOTE(benCKa @ Feb 3 2009, 01:22 PM) [snapback]533870[/snapback]

Haha not dissing England or anything but is there a law that houses have to be built with single windows and no isolation? I've always had a blast in England but god damn it the houses I've slept in have been ice cold in the morning, excluding Webs attic. Even in Newquay I woke up with a runny nose and that was in the summer.

I've even heard that there are some kinds of cushions for sale that you are supposed to stuff under the door so that the cold air from the outside doesn't get in. What's wrong with simple thresholds? :D

I love England however.


Let's do our own version of "This Is England" but its about freezing houses, driving on the wrong side of the road and chavs.

We should do it to show our love for England.
cIRca
post #38,812
03 February 2009, 14:43 UTC#38,812
Vode made out with Ian.
Skipper
post #38,813
03 February 2009, 18:33 UTC#38,813
QUOTE(jonb @ Feb 3 2009, 04:20 AM) [snapback]533781[/snapback]




QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 2 2009, 02:04 PM) [snapback]533712[/snapback]

Watching summit called "sanchez get high". Never heard of it, pritchard and dainton go round the world trying to get off their tits on different countries drugs. hmmm Image file not present in the recovered backup


link me?




Sorry mate, it was on The tv last night. Was ok. Nothing great.
cIRca
post #38,815
03 February 2009, 19:17 UTC#38,815
Fair enough though really.
wkh
post #38,816
03 February 2009, 19:21 UTC#38,816
QUOTE
Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

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I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

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These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

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Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

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Help requested please!
cIRca
post #38,818
03 February 2009, 19:47 UTC#38,818
I wanna smoke a cuban cigar and see what all the fuss is about.

HAMLETS.
Funk Master Steven
post #38,819
03 February 2009, 19:48 UTC#38,819
I have two in my safe right now.

You need to get some with the proper humidity (or put them in a proper humidor).

Not that great though dry.
cIRca
post #38,820
03 February 2009, 20:02 UTC#38,820
Not being able to think of anywhere that might sell fine cigars, not being a connoisseur, I'd be looking at buying on the internet. Where does this happen?