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post #38,431
23 January 2009, 18:24 UTC#38,431
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Jan 23 2009, 06:17 PM) [snapback]532325[/snapback]

Anyone notice how brits just seem to lack basic understanding of world issues?

Yeah man, everyone's heard the stereotype of the stupid ignorant British person.
post #38,432
23 January 2009, 18:26 UTC#38,432
yeah that's how I remember it.
post #38,433
23 January 2009, 18:28 UTC#38,433
Fuck Al, you better have been attempting irony otherwise you just embarrassed yourself a bit.
post #38,434
23 January 2009, 19:03 UTC#38,434
So Rob, when you up?!
post #38,435
23 January 2009, 19:05 UTC#38,435
I'm going to start the new stereotype of the easily-offended, ultra combative Brit.

I thought you guys learned long ago that Al can't be taken seriously.
post #38,436
23 January 2009, 19:06 UTC#38,436
Dunno if I'll be able to do it this month man, had to pay a 150 quid fine to get my mates car de-clamped (was kinda my fault as I told her to park there and I was getting a lift at the time). End of Feb mebs?
post #38,437
23 January 2009, 19:07 UTC#38,437
QUOTE(Ray @ Jan 23 2009, 07:05 PM) [snapback]532339[/snapback]

I'm going to start the new stereotype of the easily-offended, ultra combative Brit.

Already done, watch RIIIIIIIISE Of The Footsoldier for a documentary on this phenomenon.
post #38,438
23 January 2009, 19:08 UTC#38,438
QUOTE(Ray @ Jan 23 2009, 07:05 PM) [snapback]532339[/snapback]

I'm going to start the new stereotype of the easily-offended, ultra combative Brit.


Bollocks, Say that again you twat!
post #38,439
23 January 2009, 19:10 UTC#38,439
:biggrin:

I've never seen an American be aggressive or combative.

We're notoriously mild-tempered and respectful people. Never would an American be accused of being anything but valorous and handsome.
post #38,443
23 January 2009, 22:20 UTC#38,443
Saturday and already munted. Going to be a good day.
post #38,444
23 January 2009, 23:21 UTC#38,444
Munted?

Where the heck do you find these words?
post #38,445
23 January 2009, 23:46 UTC#38,445
QUOTE(Ray @ Jan 24 2009, 12:21 PM) [snapback]532383[/snapback]

Munted?

Where the heck do you find these words?

I live in a old school town with old school sayings and boredom leads to a lot of shit being made up.
post #38,446
23 January 2009, 23:50 UTC#38,446
This is a good term. I heard that here too. British approved.
post #38,447
23 January 2009, 23:58 UTC#38,447
Its a pretty standard term in NZ.

Marty do your friends call a vagina a "box" "mut" "gut locker"

Also fang is one I hear popping up.

"I fanged her mut last night"
post #38,448
24 January 2009, 00:08 UTC#38,448
QUOTE(Word @ Jan 24 2009, 12:58 PM) [snapback]532386[/snapback]

Its a pretty standard term in NZ.

Marty do your friends call a vagina a "box" "mut" "gut locker"

Also fang is one I hear popping up.

"I fanged her mut last night"

Definte go with box. But we normally say "smashed/destroyed/ravaged her box last night"
post #38,449
24 January 2009, 00:09 UTC#38,449
"sandpit" is the best term I've heard lately. also, clunge ftw.
post #38,450
24 January 2009, 00:10 UTC#38,450
QUOTE(Me. @ Jan 24 2009, 12:08 AM) [snapback]532387[/snapback]

QUOTE(Word @ Jan 24 2009, 12:58 PM) [snapback]532386[/snapback]

Its a pretty standard term in NZ.

Marty do your friends call a vagina a "box" "mut" "gut locker"

Also fang is one I hear popping up.

"I fanged her mut last night"

Definte go with box. But we normally say "smashed/destroyed/ravaged her box last night"


Ah yeh, typically I hear "wasted her axe wound"
post #38,451
24 January 2009, 00:12 UTC#38,451
Hatchet gash FTW
post #38,452
24 January 2009, 00:16 UTC#38,452
QUOTE(Word @ Jan 24 2009, 01:10 PM) [snapback]532389[/snapback]

QUOTE(Me. @ Jan 24 2009, 12:08 AM) [snapback]532387[/snapback]

QUOTE(Word @ Jan 24 2009, 12:58 PM) [snapback]532386[/snapback]

Its a pretty standard term in NZ.

Marty do your friends call a vagina a "box" "mut" "gut locker"

Also fang is one I hear popping up.

"I fanged her mut last night"

Definte go with box. But we normally say "smashed/destroyed/ravaged her box last night"


Ah yeh, typically I hear "wasted her axe wound"

I've also heard groper lips and jaws of death for real hodey minges.
post #38,453
24 January 2009, 02:11 UTC#38,453
Tranny weed. WAtch out. Brutal.
post #38,454
24 January 2009, 09:09 UTC#38,454
QUOTE(mono @ Jan 24 2009, 12:09 AM) [snapback]532388[/snapback]

"sandpit" is the best term I've heard lately. also, clunge ftw.


gunt
post #38,455
24 January 2009, 09:29 UTC#38,455
Straight up DRY.
post #38,456
24 January 2009, 12:30 UTC#38,456
QUOTE(mono @ Jan 23 2009, 02:37 PM) [snapback]532297[/snapback]

Weak has outdone himself, this is fucking hilarious.

"I'll fookin fist fuck outta you! I'll spit on your minge and I'll try and shove everything I fookin well got inside of you!"

http://www.efukt.com/2383_I_Lost_My_Cellph...our_VAGINA.html


not enough love for this !!
post #38,457
24 January 2009, 13:27 UTC#38,457
:happy: just got home from that afternoon/night out yesterday, good times, almost 24 hours drinking and only spent £20 and got wrecked and laid.

very good times.
post #38,458
24 January 2009, 18:21 UTC#38,458
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

































AIDS.
post #38,459
24 January 2009, 18:30 UTC#38,459
QUOTE(k. @ Jan 24 2009, 12:30 PM) [snapback]532416[/snapback]

QUOTE(mono @ Jan 23 2009, 02:37 PM) [snapback]532297[/snapback]

Weak has outdone himself, this is fucking hilarious.

"I'll fookin fist fuck outta you! I'll spit on your minge and I'll try and shove everything I fookin well got inside of you!"

http://www.efukt.com/2383_I_Lost_My_Cellph...our_VAGINA.html


not enough love for this !!

too many good quotes! I've watched it so many times now haha.

"fuckin lips there! like chicken lips, bernard matthews!"

"there's a phone in there! fuckin' phones for you, fuckin' scary mary!"
post #38,460
24 January 2009, 18:35 UTC#38,460
straight edge new over there?

such fags.