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Alright Bob Monkhouse.

Darty in two weeksss, we getting messy or what?

fucks sake! crazy night last night... some douchebags tried to kick my ass. but they failed.

I came out of a nightclub minding my own business and suddenly these random guys start to pick a fight with me... -I still dont know why they wanted to get their asses kicked- I try to talk myself out of the situation but im too wasted... so I realize that I still have my beer pint in my hand so I take it and smash it into the first homos head... then his friends starts coming at me and I punch him square in the throat -by accident- These guys FAILed hard... so I start to make my way out of there and start walking home in my mixed state of drunk&adrenalinerush.. and then I tought it was all over and I was happy how well I handeled the situation but suddenly two douches -apparently the first guys' friends- tackle me in the back from behind I fall right down to the ground and they start to beat and kick me... fortunately they didnt get any good kicks in.. so I just wrestle and punch myself loose and run away fast as fuck...

then again when I think its all over a fucking car pulls over and out comes more douchebags wanting to kill me or something... so I just run as fast as I can into the woods... I didnt feel like fighting anymore.... and made it home after aHwile of rolling around in the snow and falling down a cliff

well it was a pretty sick and scary night... havent been in a fight for atleast a year.. but I think I handled myself pretty well.. my nose is a little sore and my cheek aswell.. but no bruises, marks or scratches in my face so I was lucky I guess.

if I wanted anyone to be my bodygard it would be you jones

olol <3

haha. Off to the pub to watch England get their arses kicked by New Zealand.

Finnish yates, or is yates the american jones.

Speaking of yates...

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1227909422/I...omped_on_Cactus

INNIIIIIIT

Just remembered I have Gears of War. D:

lol, I just got the robot butler as well Image file not present in the recovered backup

fucking hell its cold out tonight!

just got back from spending the thanksgiving holiday with the family in mississippi.

got to go deer hunting. didnt see anything though.

Don't pretend you've not been inside for days.

someone please find me the scorp the borq (aka jamal smith) trick tip video on youtube

edit - its down, by any chance does anyone have it tho??

Same here dude, you anywhere near meridian?

Did we win? We; being NZ.

nah, my family is in southaven. basically a suburb of memphis.

England 6 New Zealand 32

Fucking A... hahaha the first game must feel a fucking cunt in the morning after being glasses... good work dude Image file not present in the recovered backup

Anyone ever drink a cup of blood with a nice fat blood clot in the middle?

Delicious.

at a party of three lol.

Jokes on you guys, I only joined HGF to see the porn forums and now I'm a mod ahahahaha.

Does anyone wanna see my hairy asshole push out a bag of oregano?

No.

The Gaslight Anthem are playing at the Concorde 2 in Brighton in February...AND Frank Turner is supporting them...Sexiest sounding gig in ages.

Liar.

this is fucked... im surfing around on google and find a thumb nail of this chick.... she is called zoey zane.

So click on it and get some noice pics

External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/emily-sander-aka-zoey-zane12.jpg

I then get my self in the mood and start to google her to get some good videos to fap over.. the first website I found tells me she is dead...... so does the 2nd...... so does the 3d..........


I find her real name is Emily Sander and she went missing and was found dead 6 days later.


I was so close to knocking one off..... fucking a.... thats kind of sick, but I dont feel to bad as I never touched my cock!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Emily_Sander

sick!

Knock one off anyway. In her memory.