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nah was wankin last night and seen it

I'd just end up doing live narration of my entire life giving everyone around me second by second updates of everything I'm doing.

One of my mates from uni randomly rang me this afternoon saying he was in London for the day. An hour later we were getting drunk at the Crooked Surgeon off Leicester Sqr. I've just got back in and am totally fucked.

leicster square... I was there once... getting drunk... at the worst night club ever... vode tried to steal a chair<3

back again

hasn;t been wrokign for me all fucking day this is all I get on a white screen,


"This profile is undergoing routine maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience! "



and it wont even let me login either

Thanks for the ambush on my fb guys but I'd appreciate if you kept my cam4 exploits and my sham life seperate please....

Bored at work I find myself (for some unexplainable reason) watching the republican convention from St.Paul.

DISGUSTED and NAUSEOUS is how I feel...

just a big show... with a lot of ppl just cheering for the sake of cheering...

fight terror with the great war hero who pussied out in vietnam and got caught... lets trash talk because we dont have anything to say for ourselves...

and this palin bitch... fuuuuuck! "your average hockeymum with family values, highschool sweetheart and a son going to iraq" bullshit!

argh so much to get caught up on what they are saying in that convention that im just gonna say fuck it... I dont care. im just gonna hope that whoever becomes president wont fuck it up for the rest of the world...

Ray, check yo facebook!

Long story short: I haven't been ignoring your friend add on Live, my douchemate has been.

Haha, I see that now. It's fine. I wanted to play some Ha-Ro wiff you. I'm terrible at that game.

Me too now, used to dominate. He was playing that shit all night while I struggled to sleep.

The new BLL video got stolen - http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1220206621/C...nful_Bulb_Stunt

best video ever

Those bastards

Edit:


Goddamn, internet insults hurt.

I guess I should have been getting a blowjob while doing the stunt, then I could be considered manly.

slow dayyyy

I would've smacked that beeyotch. I have never hit a woman, but she pisses me off.

She was hot so he was the prick. He instantly knew what he did wrong as soon as he did it, then he was like "HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?"

Then realised he had to cry because he fucked up big time haha.

I'd have done the same, that includes the crying like a child after.

I'd have just raped the woman, in India it's just as bad as slapping a woman really.

Women are cattle in India anyway.

I ordered shirts from the US and now I gotta return them all because they were too huge for me :/. Is it so you won't feel bad for being fat asses that you label your XLarge t-shirts as Medium?

I ordered a small from the US the other week expecting it to come up larger but it's actually a nicer fit than most UK smalls.

That video is fucking class rob! Shame he started to wuss out after he manned the fuck up though...

It has just occurred to me that my ex looks a lot like pornstar Lexi Belle and now I really want to sex her again.

I dropped 8 pills last night and I went down a hill on my bike, and it felt like I was flying, I didnt feel like I was on a bike, try it lads, fucking awesome

geuss you've got to get that "in mid jump rush" back somehow.

ha you could say that btw webby u got creeds number???

yeah, check your pms

Me too man.

Just got some pretty funny stuff on film. Will definately be in the DVD but gotta have a look back at it and decide whether or not it will only make credit footage or not.

HMMMMMMM.

Bored...

Public Speaking is gay. I have to give a speech today.