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its actually the replacement I suggested. word for word.

::bows::

VICTORY!!

Heroes is an epic show. Haven't watched Prison Break to compare the two, but I still say go with Heroes.

slow forum is slow

my Fuckin' Bike Got stolen. the thing was expemsive too.

steal a new one. its how karma works.

Seriously the best thing on TV atm.


Heroes is shiiiiit. The only thing good about it is Hayden Panettiere and the first scene with Ali Larter.

Heroes is fucking immense. But saying that I was equally hooked on Prison Break until it got ridiculous in the third season.

Season 3 would have been better if that fucking writers strike hadn't happened I think... Heroes just didn't really keep me entertained, like I didn't care about the characters and despite its many accolades, it was just lacking waay too much.

Meh I love it.

In other news, the pikey couple who live across the street are having a blazing row right at the front of the house. All you can here is screaming and shouting but none of it is understandable.

I dunno what any of this really means, but u should prolly film it.

Duran ever seen the movie snatch? If he would film it, it would be like a bad sequal to that movie.


word roberto. my toughts exactly.

MAN RULES

1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.

2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.

3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.

4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!

5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and - as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction.

6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.

7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.

8. HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah".

9. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like.

10. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.

11. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are drunk However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.

12. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - Fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.

13. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad.

14. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it?

15. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - Ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.

16. TAKING OUT 200 POUNDS FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.

17. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya."

18. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.

19. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah.

20. HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - Especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage".

21. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "A Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?"

22. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo.

Fucking quality.

Can't make tonight Mike. Sucks a cock

Ah sucks dude. I'm free Monday, Roberto you about then? LES DO SUMFIN.

Oh yeah, as I'm going back to Maidstone next Monday, wanna cram in a game of Quasar on Thursday?

Monday sounds tightt; dunno when I'm going Center Parcs but if I can make Thursday then we should totally (figuratively) bumrape some more little kids at Quasar.

21. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "A Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?"

Working Sunday night Marc. Sorry mate.

I'm free anytime, gimme a ring closer to the time and remind me when/what/who we're doing.

I could try and book Quasar for Monday mebz? Might be too short notice though? Rob? Is Joe away for the weekend?

I can do anything mate. Joe's in Brighton all weekend.

Yerr but he gets back on Sunday. I'll find out what I'm doing and let you knowww.

Also, when we go, "drop one on, it's time to jam" is officially the catchphrase of the night.

Wait so Liamon, are you good for Monday? If so, I'll book it today for 4 and hopefully Joe or Charlie'll be able to make it?

I'm free all weeek, I go away Monday the 8th, so book it any time; I'll be there. Also I can give lift and bring the sat-nav this time lol.

Sick, Ill do it for Thursday then.

DAMN. I. FEEL. GOOD.

WHY?! Did he ask if he could be!??!

should be gettin mai cell today. first person im going to call is MONO!!!!!































haha jokes im not calling him, but like yeah, gettin a cell, move into college sunday. im pretty excited and nervous

No one is going to be friends with you.